If Meat Eaters Acted Like Vegans - Ultra Spiritual Life episode 35

  • Published on May 16, 2016
  • What happens when meat eaters embody the mentality of a vegan? This video solves the oldest riddle of the ages, what if meat eaters acted like vegans.
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Comments • 42 911

  • The Sabster
    The Sabster 12 hours ago

    I understand vegans and all but meat is a key part to keeping healthy just like vegatables.(people no eating meat leads to things like not good regeration when wounded) But sadly how we trest animals wont ever change. Mostly thing. Would you rather have your animals in a happy good place that takes up alot of room on the planet (like moving ecosystems and stuff. No farmers want predators eating their animals so they would kill ecosystems and more of space), money, etc. Or a place were they are inclosed but it doesnt take up as much room or money. Meat is a big supply of food and if it goes thats like a huge portion of our food just gone. Food in general will go higher in price plus alot of other stuff will go. Yes i understand its sad to see the animals. But maybe if it was all better planned it would be better.

  • kyle mcintosh
    kyle mcintosh 13 hours ago

    get off your vegan high horse

  • Ramiz Layaud
    Ramiz Layaud 14 hours ago

    What is funny is knowing that this guy will looks like a fucking idiot eventually. Meat consumption will disapear, it’s just a question of time.

  • dearestydia
    dearestydia 14 hours ago

    All the dislikes are from mad vegans

  • nonoyo beezewax
    nonoyo beezewax 14 hours ago

    That makes Vegans triple murders

  • nonoyo beezewax
    nonoyo beezewax 14 hours ago

    I like the clever argument he made...if you eat plants you're killing them, depriving the world of needed oxygen, and starving the poor animals that feed upon them. LOL

  • stephen J hangsing
    stephen J hangsing 15 hours ago

    Lol this guy is so natural 😂😂

  • ibeg0ht
    ibeg0ht 15 hours ago

    Haha get them snooty bitches

  • nezuko
    nezuko 16 hours ago

    I like how they are just holding meat in their hands all the time

  • ScoutTrooper Merc
    ScoutTrooper Merc 18 hours ago

    The dog at the end is the best bit🤣

  • 0. .0
    0. .0 19 hours ago

    I know some vegans that will try to debunk these jokes, furthering the bad image associated with veganism.

  • CRAlexandru
    CRAlexandru 22 hours ago

    20k morons/vegans

  • Miranda Dama
    Miranda Dama 22 hours ago

    This is hilarious🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣i love me my meat

  • Spin Wise
    Spin Wise Day ago

    Brilliant, and surely the ads either end of the video for Planish white plant water is a spoof. Hilarious.

  • S B
    S B Day ago


  • Faith Ntundi
    Faith Ntundi Day ago

    20k vegans saw this video.😂😂😂😂

  • Danyell Rollf
    Danyell Rollf Day ago

    For me personally, I would like to be vegan but I've tried a couple times and ended up with major nutritional deficiencies.

  • Angela Ross
    Angela Ross Day ago

    Omg this is the best thing I've seen !!

  • Remi van Dongen AKA Jimmy Walter, CIA

    Try being allergic to most plant protein, like me.

  • Michael Ugas
    Michael Ugas Day ago +1

    the dog at the end jajaja xD

  • YupimonEvolve
    YupimonEvolve Day ago +1

    What a time to discover this video. I just entered University and plenty of the other students there are total vegan tools. I'm gonna use this the next time they comment on how I live my life. XD

  • canal azafrán
    canal azafrán Day ago

    The worst people are those who think they are always the truth

  • Me Bcn
    Me Bcn Day ago

    You got a fucking new subscriber motherfuc...😆😆😆😆😉

  • Richard Conner
    Richard Conner Day ago


  • bmax99
    bmax99 Day ago

    I do agree that people should decrease their meat intake but they shouldn’t be shamed from eating it like how some vegetarians and vegans act. Animals in pain may be a lot easier to see but we don’t know for sure if plants can feel but either way, they too are a living being. Everything in moderation.

    • eeeaten
      eeeaten 10 hours ago

      @bmax99 oh shut up. plants don't feel pain like animals do, period. we all know plants have stimulus-response and 'communicate', but if you don't have nerves, neurons, or a brain, it's not the same.
      do you not think it's morally better to eat a carrot than a cow?

    • eeeaten
      eeeaten 11 hours ago

      @bmax99 good talk

    • bmax99
      bmax99 11 hours ago

      I also never implied that a person implicitly knows what a “moderate” amount is. They should definitely look for information and determine that themselves from research and experience.

    • bmax99
      bmax99 11 hours ago

      eeeaten “the avoidance of excess or extremes, especially in one's behavior or political opinions.” Anyone can avoid extremes so moderation is not meaningless. It is not always subjective either. You can moderate how much sugar, salt, etc. into your diet. And yes, for other cases it is subjective because different people have different experiences or tolerances. For example pain, some people feel it less than others and may not require anesthesia for wisdom teeth removal and some people are born in an extreme middle eastern country where wearing a hijab is normal but might be seen as extreme in the US. Either way, each situation and person has a moderation level and that wasn’t the main point of my argument. The main point was that people should be more tolerate of others’ lifestyles and decisions like how I chose to use the word “Everything”. Most people would not assume I meant it literally.

    • eeeaten
      eeeaten 12 hours ago

      @bmax99 i dismissed the validity of your language, not your viewpoint. i said the word moderation is subjective. that makes the phrase "everything in moderation" meaningless. "moderation" doesn't keep people from eating to much of the wrong stuff, without information how are people to know what a 'moderate' amount is? the same with saying we should eat a 'balanced' diet? wtf does that mean? the same amount of butter as broccoli?

  • Pilot Conscious
    Pilot Conscious Day ago

    This is so jank. You're making a joke out of something that really isn't funny at all.

    • eeeaten
      eeeaten Day ago

      quite an achievement, right?

  • Tim C
    Tim C Day ago

    This guy is great!

  • MaharlikaAWA
    MaharlikaAWA Day ago

    Why didn't you go protest at a vegetable proceing plant or some farmers market or tie yourself up to a truck?

  • Rob Z
    Rob Z Day ago

    “Would you consider going on a meat only diet? Or do you just not care about the earth?” Died 😂

  • Thomas Schmidt
    Thomas Schmidt Day ago


  • Ron McKenzie-Lefurgey

    And now in 2019, meat eaters are far more likely to act this way than vegans are lol.

  • Dragonborn 2042
    Dragonborn 2042 Day ago

    This is so true, i hope vegans learn from this.

  • randy t.
    randy t. Day ago

    This makes me laugh because my family are meat eaters and DO act like this unironically, like if I’m eating something vegan, they deliberately act grossed out and make fun of me

  • Plague Doctor Seth

    I only know 1 Vegan and 1 Vegetarian. Neither are anywhere near as pretentious as the ones I've seen online...maybe I'm just lucky.

  • Hector Cruz-Molina

    Bruh this hysterical 🤣

  • Jerry smith
    Jerry smith Day ago

    To the vegans, farmers kill heaps of animals for your veggies. Might aswell eat meat

    • Jerry smith
      Jerry smith Day ago

      Farmers kill the animals so they dont eat the veggies

    • eeeaten
      eeeaten Day ago


  • Smallstudio Design

    You’re so funny! You’re sure you’re not from Canada?

  • man i feel like A woman

    1:45 to 1:55 lmbo...it cracked me up for some reason.

  • Anna Morrison
    Anna Morrison Day ago

    Lol its actually what carnivores say to vegans 😂

  • xekind
    xekind 2 days ago

    2:39 I had to watch this three times 😂

  • reddragongrl
    reddragongrl 2 days ago

    I fucking love this video

  • David Brewer
    David Brewer 2 days ago

    MEAT! Now made with dead animals!

  • hfredydl
    hfredydl 2 days ago

    I’ve never met a Vegan ...at least never talked to someone who told me they’re Vegan

  • Simone Streeter
    Simone Streeter 2 days ago

    You got this thumbs up just for kicking that chair so perfectly.

  • astrovamp 777
    astrovamp 777 2 days ago

    Joe Rogan would love this

  • nonoyo beezewax
    nonoyo beezewax 2 days ago

    This video was SPOT ON!! 👍

  • kimihito the great
    kimihito the great 2 days ago +1

    He's right, plants do give out oxygene. So why would you eat them ?

  • Cacao Scotti
    Cacao Scotti 2 days ago

    I love what you’ve done with you hair.

  • Ivy Rivard
    Ivy Rivard 2 days ago

    SO ,SO great!! Made me laugh out loud.

  • count your blessings
    count your blessings 2 days ago +5

    I am a vegetarian BUT I AM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS VIDEO! Vegetarians/Vegans acting like everyone should stop meat are clowns, we all do whatever we want lol.

  • Frost Rusher
    Frost Rusher 2 days ago

    Wow ppl in America are so disrespectful.

  • Frost Rusher
    Frost Rusher 2 days ago +1

    I dont think vegans help saving nature but disrespecting vegans ( although they really dont help saving nature except animals but doesnt save plants although its scientifically proven that plants develop emotions via hormones like animals ) is wrong.

  • Vidar Granit
    Vidar Granit 2 days ago

    Do one on dreadlocks please.

  • Sean farrell
    Sean farrell 2 days ago

    Haha ur so damn right

  • Eli Pen
    Eli Pen 2 days ago

    Haha haha butt-hurt Vegas in the comments pissed off that their insanity is exposed 😆😂

  • Jak Tam
    Jak Tam 2 days ago

    JP is the guru of all trolls 😁❤️

  • 橋本環奈
    橋本環奈 3 days ago


  • LegendOfLegends19100

    Ha, haaa! PRICELESS!!!!!😂😂😂😂

  • Nina Nugel
    Nina Nugel 3 days ago

    I think it's very sad that people need to make fun of vegans....I mean we decided to renounce animal products to help 1.the own health 2. The Animals 3. The climate.......and that's something that also benefits the meat eaters.

  • Victoria T
    Victoria T 3 days ago

    Lol that dog at the end