Lesbians Are A Man’s Best Friend | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy

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  • Published on May 26, 2019
  • What up people. Here’s a fun interaction with a lesbian heckler at my dallas show. We came to the realization that we need each other. Well straight men just need lesbians. Just watch I explain.
    Video By: @ALEXXMEDIA
    #AndrewSchulz #StandUp #Comedy
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  • trip6ix
    trip6ix 2 hours ago

    Pocket pusst joke is amazing hahahaha

  • Dead Ringer -Cult of Deathrattles

    On God this is the real "Roast Me" Challenge

  • TheCheesecak3
    TheCheesecak3 5 hours ago

    Snowflakes gonna complain about his show like what do you expect its Andrew

  • Fearless Q8
    Fearless Q8 15 hours ago

    I don’t want to ruin the fun because this shit was funny as fuck but that bitch was being straight-phobic imagine if a dude was like I want to throw up commenting at a gay couple he’ll be fucking crucified 😂

  • Katie Monroe
    Katie Monroe 17 hours ago

    omfg as a lesbian this is sooooo fucking funny

  • HassunaBaishu
    HassunaBaishu 17 hours ago

    brutally smart

  • The Magnificent Marc Kristian

    Lesbian know damn well she got a dildo and be fucking the shit out of herself. Most lesbians like dick they just dont like the bs that goes with it.

  • Omar Mejia
    Omar Mejia Day ago

    Hahaha! Yo, this nigga made mad sense at the end!!

  • MU KUL
    MU KUL 2 days ago

    1:02 :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

  • Anna Elizabeth I
    Anna Elizabeth I 2 days ago +1

    You might be still straight 😂😂😂😂😂

  • leo king
    leo king 2 days ago

    I might check my age😂😂😂

  • leo king
    leo king 2 days ago

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • Nigredo Channel
    Nigredo Channel 2 days ago

    BOOOOOOO!!!!

  • Cristian RM
    Cristian RM 3 days ago

    Loool why is he acting like Samuel Jackson??? 😂😂😂

  • TROY XING
    TROY XING 4 days ago +1

    I died at “real easy just say ‘Ahhhh’ “

  • Bruno Silvestrin
    Bruno Silvestrin 4 days ago

    you don't like dildos? so you just get a pocket pussy and rub it against your pussy? loooooooooool

  • sam jam
    sam jam 5 days ago

    First time I don't see people are not offended by some lesbian jokes

  • Basel Al-Jabri
    Basel Al-Jabri 5 days ago

    I ain’t afraid to be his victim this dude is hilarious 😂

  • jzizzles
    jzizzles 5 days ago

    lol u know that lesbian has at least 3 dick shaped toys.
    dildo
    vibrator
    strap-on

  • matt hutchings
    matt hutchings 5 days ago

    We need a documentary of Schulz’s life.

  • aaron begon
    aaron begon 6 days ago +3

    "ACLU in the back glrlevritlrlrl" LMAO!!

  • underablackgaze
    underablackgaze 6 days ago

    His routine had Chalamayne The God all up and through it. (Yes I know Andrew does a podcast with CTG.) I'm watching Andrew but I'm hearing Chalamayne.

  • Alex Porter
    Alex Porter 6 days ago

    Walking into the comments, I can see all the triggered lesbians 😂

  • Federico Jacobitti
    Federico Jacobitti 6 days ago

    This guy is hysterical

  • INESSA
    INESSA 8 days ago +2

    I fear no man, but that thing...
    0:19
    *It scares me*

  • Shane Flett
    Shane Flett 8 days ago

    Dudes on fire, gotta see a live show.

  • Ray Zoldyck
    Ray Zoldyck 8 days ago

    This man is so funny😋😂😂😂he should be a standup comedian and upload regular comedy videos on RU-clip.

  • McGrilla Tang
    McGrilla Tang 9 days ago

    man i just woke the downstairs neighbor up laughin at this....i wonder if she's a lesbo?

  • Mr. Obvious
    Mr. Obvious 9 days ago +3

    i wouldnt be mad if she filed a sexual assault case against him

  • Aux Delow
    Aux Delow 9 days ago

    He is legit funny💯

  • Divyank Gupta
    Divyank Gupta 10 days ago +1

    I want a lesbian best friend

  • Union Rings
    Union Rings 10 days ago

    Andrew is the comedian version of G Eazy

  • Hector Perez
    Hector Perez 10 days ago

    Damn dawg talk about no filter, ma man's got a point 🤔

  • SAMZIRRA
    SAMZIRRA 10 days ago

    "Most women don't" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahhahaahahahhaaha

  • Winston Teoh
    Winston Teoh 11 days ago +1

    i wouldnt feel attacked if i was her. i'ts just like having a conversation with a new stoner friend.

  • Yumjoy style
    Yumjoy style 12 days ago

    You like hands? Fike fingers? So very small dicks then? Yeah, she still likes the feeling of a dick just not one that's gonna tell her to make a sandwich 😢 #lesbianism #feminism #I'mAngry

  • Chris Whitaker
    Chris Whitaker 12 days ago

    Your confidence level is already A1 player, that sweater is wild.

  • CeezDawg
    CeezDawg 12 days ago

    You might still be straight bitch😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Dillon Clements
    Dillon Clements 12 days ago

    he remind me of myself I little bit.no filter

  • Blair Rich
    Blair Rich 12 days ago

    Hes good. Dayum
    Those lesbians are straight lying....to themselves.sad when ur lifes a lie aye! Or when they realize they wasted theirs.

  • Martin Bonilla
    Martin Bonilla 12 days ago

    “No you don’t like that slice”

  • Sean Nam
    Sean Nam 12 days ago

    why did i just now find out about this guy

  • Abtahee A. Wasee
    Abtahee A. Wasee 12 days ago

    straight heeeaaaat

  • Gemma Clement
    Gemma Clement 13 days ago

    Why is it so hard for him to wrap his head around a girl not liking dudes? His living proof that they're pretty trashy

    • Witch's Brew Sims
      Witch's Brew Sims 12 days ago +2

      Hes doing it for the comedy bit. It's not that serious.

  • Johnny Exama
    Johnny Exama 13 days ago +1

    I’m home and afraid of getting roasted by Andrew

  • BulldogOYH
    BulldogOYH 13 days ago

    I need to see this man live 😂

  • Ibrahim baig
    Ibrahim baig 13 days ago

    This guy is funny af

  • Saurabh Sawant
    Saurabh Sawant 13 days ago +1

    *PA PA PA PA PA PA PA PA*

  • Trey Morgan
    Trey Morgan 13 days ago

    Ya'll saying you'd be afraid to get roasted at one of andrew's shows? Nah check it out
    I'd feel proud to be the subject of these great jokes lmao. Just sit there and take it like an adult, and laugh your fucking ass off cause it'll be funny as hell guaranteed lmaooo

  • Zeeshan Shaikh
    Zeeshan Shaikh 14 days ago

    I am happy watching him on RU-clip, wouldn't want to be a target of that level of savageness! 😂

  • SOX LIFE
    SOX LIFE 15 days ago

    Andrews a beast

  • Leangelo Kellom
    Leangelo Kellom 15 days ago

    💀💀💀💀

  • F. Byers
    F. Byers 15 days ago

    He's funny

  • Hobo Sapien
    Hobo Sapien 15 days ago +1

    LMFAO I LOVE THIS FUCKIN GUY😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 0:56 - 2:50
    YOOOOOOOO he said the same exact shit I be wondering!!!!! Why tf do lesbians love pussy but use dildos and shit?! What did she say to that?! We need to know in the name of science

  • Zeegoner
    Zeegoner 15 days ago

    Andrew is so funny! Like my comment if you agree!

  • Miles McCue
    Miles McCue 15 days ago

    Yo this guy got no chill god damn his poor audience😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Ceelo C
    Ceelo C 16 days ago

    Great on the spot comic.

  • SurfingJakeOwns
    SurfingJakeOwns 16 days ago

    can someone explain the joke at 1:00 for the friend zone ?

  • Aerus Ph.D.
    Aerus Ph.D. 16 days ago +3

    I'd definitely crown this guy as a king of comedy.

  • francis
    francis 16 days ago

    trash set

  • AliensAnonymous
    AliensAnonymous 16 days ago +2

    Laughing at your own jokes is weak, my man.

  • karina vert
    karina vert 16 days ago

    Hospitalise him already please

  • Andria Angeli
    Andria Angeli 16 days ago +1

    a comedian who laughs at his own jokes.... wonderful....

  • C Moe
    C Moe 16 days ago

    I havent watched brilliant idols in so long I didnt realize schulzy completely took over the channel lol smart man

  • Ninad Rupwate
    Ninad Rupwate 17 days ago

    Why does she sound like a feminist

  • 6 !
    6 ! 17 days ago

    What’s up with comedians who think the way to be “funny” is to put down people who are already oppressed? That sh*t isn’t funny. Don’t make fun of trans people and queer people. I’m so done with being the butt of dumb peoples’ unfunny “jokes”. Really want to be funny and subversive? Make fun of the people at the top who make our lives a living hell.

  • SandDBoxx Gaming
    SandDBoxx Gaming 17 days ago

    What if it was a gay marriage and a straight person said "i wanna throw up" ignorant gay mfs now days i swear its so annoying everyone has double standards. They want you to praise Respect and adore their gay relationship, but does she do the same for straight people? "I feel like im gonna throw up" self centered stupid pig.

  • Mike Wazowski
    Mike Wazowski 17 days ago +1

    He pushes it too far for my taste. You shouldn’t need audience members to compensate for a lack of written material.

  • kenneth fox
    kenneth fox 17 days ago

    Man he is like a Andrew Dice Clay Jr.. lol

  • tbnd xzx
    tbnd xzx 17 days ago

    Is he from the hood?

  • king baadshah
    king baadshah 17 days ago

    how am i just hearing of him now

  • Dave
    Dave 17 days ago

    This dude is funny ... BUT ... he is basically the biggest fucking cliche of all time.
    All fucking time.

  • Alexis R
    Alexis R 17 days ago +1

    😂😂😂that shi funny asff💀💀😂

  • luckyy boy
    luckyy boy 17 days ago

    this guy's a fucking animal, i love him

  • WMFG Ne Oublie
    WMFG Ne Oublie 17 days ago

    Mark my words this dude will be the number one comedian in the world in a few years. In my opinion he already is

  • Copasetic Arts
    Copasetic Arts 17 days ago

    fucking brilliant

  • penguins can fly
    penguins can fly 17 days ago +2

    That's the funniest shit I heard for a minute🤣😂😂🤣😂😭😭😭😭😭

  • CrushedYT
    CrushedYT 18 days ago +6

    Everybody gangsta till Andrew pick up tha mic

  • alex tatar
    alex tatar 18 days ago

    I won’t ever go to any show of his😂

  • PizzaIsLif3
    PizzaIsLif3 18 days ago

    As a bi female, this shit is HILARIOUS

  • Abhayraj singh
    Abhayraj singh 18 days ago +5

    I love watching him ... !
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    On RU-clip !

  • tmacford
    tmacford 18 days ago

    Yoooo this muhfucka funnier than I realized

  • Doctor Chief15
    Doctor Chief15 18 days ago +2

    Legend has it that if you're one month late in the comments then Andrew will like your comment

  • Informative purposes only

    Misogyny love it

  • Birdman Junior
    Birdman Junior 18 days ago

    Why do lesbians act like men and gays act like woman when they clearly don’t like the opposite sex. Confused.com

  • Rambo RR
    Rambo RR 18 days ago

    damn

  • kano b
    kano b 18 days ago +1

    "Yeah, yeah, yeah" that's how you know someone's lying lol

  • Cesar Burgos
    Cesar Burgos 19 days ago

    Lesbians are not lesbians believe me I know been with a few I think some are just scared or shy or confused lacking knowledge and wisdom maybe I mean if I'm having sex with you .you are not a lesbian lol

  • CromTex
    CromTex 19 days ago

    Damn..he goood

  • Allah
    Allah 19 days ago +48

    I wanted to specify that he was just defending this newly married couple.

    • Alex Porter
      Alex Porter 6 days ago +2

      Seriously, who the fuck throws out a "I wanna vomit" after that?

  • AAA AAA
    AAA AAA 19 days ago +2

    not funny...Im pretty sure he was a bully in his School

  • Dart Field
    Dart Field 19 days ago

    That's hilarious.

  • Hurrifan C.
    Hurrifan C. 19 days ago

    How in the fuck did he get away with this!? Im so impressed. Unbelievable. In the PC culture we live in

  • Erik Burleson
    Erik Burleson 19 days ago

    I'm fucking crying ahaaahahaha

  • lee lunk
    lee lunk 19 days ago

    I LOVE THIS GUY, SO TRUE AND FUNNY

  • SkankHunt 420
    SkankHunt 420 19 days ago

    Brah this guy killing me

  • EscapePlan Skateboarding

    Yoooo, I've never thought about that pocket pussy shit before 😂😂

  • Cynthia
    Cynthia 19 days ago

    As a bi girl.... this made me uncomfortable as hell.... why is this straight guy trying to convince this girl that she’s straight???? eh

    • Connor Chapman
      Connor Chapman 18 days ago +1

      Comedy show, this guy has roasted a dude in a wheelchair. It’s all for laughs, don’t take it litterally.

  • Danny G
    Danny G 19 days ago

    He realizes if you just own who you are and openly admit that you never were accepting of society’s deemed norms, they can’t come after you or at least not in any meaningful way. That’s doesn’t mean being intentionally hateful and just owning it is acceptable, it’s pretending to act a certain way when you know you’re a good person and have nothing to prove to anyone. Funny is just funny, and it is okay to laugh at one another and yourself as long as it isn’t malicious

  • Danny G
    Danny G 19 days ago

    This guy is great my new favorite comedian. Fuckin love how he’s not scared of this PC age and just says what is funny