Everything Wrong With Con Air In 18 Minutes Or Less

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  • Published on Apr 25, 2019
  • Well, here's a late '90s action film that plenty of people love, but those people are all... wrong. This is a sinful movie. Con Air has lots of sins.
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  • frankthelion
    frankthelion Hour ago

    I like to think that the little girl enlightens something inside garland. He lets her go and completely changes his life because he was the way he was because of something wrong in his head about his childhood. The girl gives him an opportunity to be a little boy again, realise things could be nice, and innocent, and he reforms.

  • Chris Allie
    Chris Allie 5 hours ago

    I'm from Australia and when i went to prison in the prison bus the song on the radio played"sweet home Alabama"played on the prison bus radio as we entered the prison gates..what a fucking uncanny coincidence

  • Chris Allie
    Chris Allie 5 hours ago

    Never rip off badges from a military hero's suit..hes killed a country..some dumb cunt in a bar does it he's going to get shivved..i salute u poe

  • Chris Allie
    Chris Allie 5 hours ago

    Po rules

  • Tanduxolo Nanto
    Tanduxolo Nanto 7 hours ago

    the southern accent just kills lol hahahaha

  • Richard Fisher
    Richard Fisher Day ago

    Video is 19:19 long

  • L/Crochet love child

    My favorite line in this movie
    Put the bunny back in the box 😁

  • Keith Sizemore
    Keith Sizemore Day ago

    If your sugar is extremely low it does indeed cause sweating! I give you a sin!

  • Ramsés Amadeus
    Ramsés Amadeus 2 days ago

    3:03 turning your back towards prison guards and inmates is a must do to have a good time!

  • Michael Price
    Michael Price 3 days ago

    The only thing was wrong with con air Nicholas cage was in it

  • Steven Fickey
    Steven Fickey 3 days ago +2

    There called ribbons, not badges. Maybe do research before speaking, just saying.

  • Garland Greene
    Garland Greene 3 days ago

    12:33 I left the rest of her body on her percents bed.

  • Lady Onikara
    Lady Onikara 4 days ago

    Looking at my precious comments on this video, I'm obsessed with the damn bunny.

  • Melangell ATC
    Melangell ATC 6 days ago

    according to Trump, the fucking KURDS lost Vietnam!!!!!!

  • Greg Benwell
    Greg Benwell 7 days ago

    Personally I would have taken a sin off for destroying the Corvette in this movie!!! BUT before you start hating on me, let me explain why here:

    Growing up I was really "into" cars!!!!! I can't stress that enough and one small seven word statement DOES NOT DO MY WORDS JUSTICE!!! I loved cars from the time I was 5 years old (in 1970) to around 1992 when I began to realize how F**KED UP people actually ARE in my life and the people around me as well too!! Then in 1998 I began to realize how many DOUCHE BAGS have destroyed the classic car market by snatching up every decent collectable car out there, and forcing the junk cars to sell for wildly unreasonable and often STUPIDLY INSANE prices!! These douche bags are the Wall Street types or the self important "collectors" who are well backed (financially) but have no "real interest" in collector cars other than inflating their investment value!! In other words they buy these cars NOT TO DRIVE THEM, but because these cars hold their value and can be used as a "shelter" to hide their gross incomes like buying poker chips or something stupid like that!!! So while the "car collectors" deem that these cars "have value" they NEVER drive them or actually appreciate what these cars are or the features these cars came with or offered for their time in history!!!

    Further meanwhile folks like myself who worked our whole lives for poverty level pay and temporary employment sweat shop labor have been literally FORCED OUT of the classic car market totally!! Many of us guys who grew up literally SURROUNDED by these cars as kids, CAN NEVER OWN THESE CARS, simply because today they cost TOO MUCH to even buy the junk cars that are left!!! OR to put it another way, in the late 1970s a car like a 1968 Mustang Fastback with a 390 and a four speed transmission sold for around $300 and you could license AND drive the car you bought!! Now finding a 1968 Fastback Mustang is IMPOSSIBLE and a total waste case car, that needs $50,000 worth of labor and parts sells for $20,000 even if you need TWO rollback wreckers to tow the thing back to your house!! It just isn't worth it anymore in other words to "dream of" or "hope for" a day you can own a classic car!!!! And at the same time.....TODAY, there are some douche bags who own NINE of the same car, doesn't drive them, seldom even takes care of them and has them just sitting in a garage collecting dust for what??? Because they hold some unrealistic inflated "value" that doesn't actually represent a true "love of cars" as much as the "Look what I have that I will never drive" logic bragging rights!!! And I am NOT talking about guys like Jay Leno, but other folks who have literally BARNS FULL of cars they don't even care about, that is just there to inflate their own worthless egos (Yes Reggie Jackson is one such guy)!!!! At least Jay shows off his cars and he even drives them....not just lock them away in a barn where a fire can destroy them!!!

  • Sithandiwe Dawn Shange
    Sithandiwe Dawn Shange 8 days ago +1

    'luck and coincidence must be 69ing somewhere nearby'
    🤭🙂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🙇🏽‍♂️

  • Troll King Productions

    As a former Corrections officer The biggest sin is they would not transport a releasing inmate, they would release him from last facility and he find his way home, plus he was a State prisoner for Alabama and would not even be in a Federal Prison. Also the Real "Con-air" is a DC10 and controlled by the US Marshals Service only used for extradition of Federal Pretrial Prisoners.

  • Karnage
    Karnage 9 days ago

    Nicholas Cage

  • Projekt:Kobra
    Projekt:Kobra 9 days ago

    Im not gay, but Sally-Can't-Dance is HAWT!~

  • Erick Sozae
    Erick Sozae 9 days ago +1

    A white guy getting this long of a sentence in Alabama
    Lmfaoooo

  • Blah Blah
    Blah Blah 10 days ago

    *Angry John sounds*

  • AJ the guy
    AJ the guy 10 days ago

    >416 sins
    you had one fucking job

  • BiGLiPZiT
    BiGLiPZiT 11 days ago +2

    WAIT...no "forrest, why'd this have to happen?" with bubba bleeding out at the end? +1000 sins to cinema sins.

  • Galacta Nullifier
    Galacta Nullifier 12 days ago

    Windtakers

  • Jake Turbine
    Jake Turbine 12 days ago

    How big are those fucking dice?

  • Natalie C
    Natalie C 13 days ago

    Thank you for pronouncing Mobile, Alabama correctly.
    ...and yes. Nick Cage does sound fucked up. How hard can it be to talk to 3 people from here instead of sounding like Adam Sandler in Waterboy.

  • anwjuice
    anwjuice 13 days ago

    Con air is an awesome movie

  • MCG55SS
    MCG55SS 14 days ago

    depends on the crime...but a highly decorate army ranger vs a group of 4 in Alabama...yea a someone who lives in Alabama he wouldn;t get much time if any.

  • Andrew Woodgate
    Andrew Woodgate 14 days ago

    This films brilliant- it’s fast paced and funny with good characters- guns and - explosions

  • Sayak roy-choudhury
    Sayak roy-choudhury 15 days ago

    Should have added 10 sins for that lazy ass pull ups

  • Annette Wilson
    Annette Wilson 15 days ago

    $ ./sin.sh

  • Alphonse Obama
    Alphonse Obama 15 days ago

    Billy Bedlam; predatory prison sodomite.

  • Alphonse Obama
    Alphonse Obama 15 days ago

    Cyrus the Viras, John Malkovich; the best actor in this film. Killed more people than cancer.

  • christian romero
    christian romero 15 days ago

    Tee hee hee..penal lore...lmao....that was good...hilarious.......tee heee heee

  • gjh
    gjh 15 days ago

    Nicholas Cage sounded like Forest Gump, but not as smart

  • Ur Mom
    Ur Mom 15 days ago

    I saw 2 Volvo 840s in this movie one that pinball landed on and one that the plane hit: 16:42

  • Thomas Nyberg
    Thomas Nyberg 15 days ago

    Hi Garland

  • HansLemurson
    HansLemurson 16 days ago

    11:34 it's General Hammond commuting to the SGC!

  • Stan
    Stan 16 days ago

    12:47 WHAT?!?!! OMG IM DEAD!!!! HAHA!

  • MrSirwolf2001
    MrSirwolf2001 17 days ago

    @1:50 If you are in the Army, and being charged for murder, never use Saul Goodman as your lawyer.

  • MrSirwolf2001
    MrSirwolf2001 17 days ago

    @11:35 Dave Chapelle falls on General Hammond's car.

  • Andrew Blanchard
    Andrew Blanchard 18 days ago +2

    SCHRODINGER'S
    BUNNY
    🐰
    AS LONG AS THE
    BUNNY
    🐰
    IS IN THE
    BOX
    📦
    WE DON'T KNOW IF IT'S
    CUTE OR NOT

    • Lady Onikara
      Lady Onikara 4 days ago +1

      I was going to say: "Is there a bunny in the box? Is there not a bunny in the box? Why doesn't the freaking bunny want to live in the box!"

  • Andrew Blanchard
    Andrew Blanchard 18 days ago

    PUT THE
    BUNNY
    🐰
    BACK IN THE
    BOX
    📦

  • D M
    D M 18 days ago

    Can we sin that blonde cop lady's haircut?

  • John Cochran
    John Cochran 18 days ago

    How is this movie racist? Because it shows black guys in prison? In the real world, there are black guys in prison. I'm Sioix and 90% of the things they call racist are not racist in anyway, but when you're obsessed with looking for racism, you will see it everywhere.

  • Don't forget to drink your cyanide

    The most incredible part of this movie is the idea that all of these prisoners are willing to work together across racial barriers. It really doesn't work like that in most places.

  • marcus mendoza
    marcus mendoza 18 days ago

    Hahaha..

  • fingersmcgee
    fingersmcgee 18 days ago

    classic 90s action porn,,, but its in a group of movies that are a little too good and a little too old to be found at family and if u do find it the disc is probably wore out and youll watch half the movie and the screen will freeze.... they need a reorganization of the must see section and since most dvd renters are older single guys get them older classics stocked up

  • Andrew Blanchard
    Andrew Blanchard 21 day ago

    14:29
    😂

  • Andrew Blanchard
    Andrew Blanchard 21 day ago

    06:10
    KILLY RAY CYRUS
    😂

  • Andrew Blanchard
    Andrew Blanchard 21 day ago

    03:16
    HOLY SHIT
    😂

  • Andrew Blanchard
    Andrew Blanchard 21 day ago

    NOT BADGES
    THEY'RE RIBBONS
    REPRESENTING :
    MEDALS
    AWARDS
    CERTIFICATES
    CITATIONS
    COMMENDATIONS

    • John S
      John S 18 days ago

      @Andrew Blanchard Either way, more than one is unnecessary.

    • Andrew Blanchard
      Andrew Blanchard 18 days ago

      @John S
      I just counted
      now there's 6

    • John S
      John S 18 days ago

      @Andrew Blanchard You left 4 separate comments.

    • Andrew Blanchard
      Andrew Blanchard 18 days ago

      @John S
      WHAT 4 ?

    • John S
      John S 18 days ago

      Because 4 separate comments are totally necessary.

  • The Anthropologist _Forensic

    For someone who is supposed to be a movie expert, I AM GIVING YOU A BIG SIN for citing Keanu Reeve's English "Dracula" accent as being worse than his "DANGEROUS LIASONS" attempted accent

  • Musta Krackish
    Musta Krackish 22 days ago

    racism has been creeping in more and more to cinema sins

    • John S
      John S 18 days ago

      That's sexist.

  • D Springer
    D Springer 23 days ago +1

    +100 sin to cinemasins Not catching the fact you can not kill someone with a Palm to the nose 1st no bone in the nose all Cartilage( but damn will you see stars for about a week ) 2nd the skull would stop any said cartilage from going in. 3.) not those aren't badges, they are medal ribbons.

  • Michael Scott
    Michael Scott 23 days ago

    That's bullshit theirs nothing wrong with Con Air

  • Fred Landry
    Fred Landry 24 days ago

    Terrible Southern accent.

  • Cabinboy Mendez
    Cabinboy Mendez 24 days ago

    Drunk segment towards the end is one of the funniest things I've seen xD

  • The Mechanic
    The Mechanic 25 days ago

    Another dislike for yet another video bringing up race shit

  • TheBros2theend
    TheBros2theend 28 days ago

    Jesus Christ loves you God bless save and heal you