Mad Lib Theater with Natalie Portman

  • Published on Oct 3, 2019
  • Natalie Portman and Jimmy act out a scene that takes place at an apple orchard that they've written together using Mad Lib words.
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    Mad Lib Theater with Natalie Portman
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  • Through The Looking Glass

    I noticed that some of you were wondering what "you couldn't carry a blank strap," meant. Embarrassingly, I had to look it up myself.
    Urban Dictionary defines a blank strap: A nongendered strap that protects nothing.
    It's compared to a jockstrap. So I think you could guess the rest.

  • Yijie Wang
    Yijie Wang Day ago

    Jimmy actually does look like he was raised by llamas though. I see it.

  • Rick
    Rick 2 days ago

    She's so beauty I almost lick the phone 😂😂

  • willy jones
    willy jones 2 days ago +1

    I miss Johnny Carson 😭 . . .

  • Viktor Tsvetanov
    Viktor Tsvetanov 2 days ago

    I love her since Leon:the Professional 💘❤💓💕💖💗💝💞💟

  • OojineUgyne94
    OojineUgyne94 3 days ago

    TBH..the dialogue was very well put.. especially the part.." watching Kim Kardashian eating bananas"... dirty mind kicks in in an instant... AHAHAHAH

  • Ellane Tatum
    Ellane Tatum 3 days ago

    Why does Jimmy look like Mr. Hector from Home Alone 2 when he's wearing the curly wig

  • ro onion
    ro onion 4 days ago +2

    Natalie Portman: "I'm going to keep this clean"
    "Watching RU-clip video of Kim Kardashian eating bananas"
    "I'll always have a special place for my butt."
    Well she tried.

  • Derek McAdam
    Derek McAdam 4 days ago +1

    " I've been cheating on you with Rachel from Friends " .
    Man I wanna know did Rachel really date him? Because Rachel didn't like funny guy at all 😂🤣

  • Paul Nardozi
    Paul Nardozi 5 days ago


  • Gratitude Ranch
    Gratitude Ranch 5 days ago

    The. Best. Ever.

  • Courtney Brannan
    Courtney Brannan 5 days ago

    I am not mature enough to handle that she'll always hold a special place for him inside her *snorts*

  • Random Army '^'
    Random Army '^' 5 days ago +1

    Me: *thinks of mickey mouse*
    Natalie: mickey mouse
    Me: 👺

  • Kanti Rai
    Kanti Rai 6 days ago

    He is the doppelganger of Ted Mosby

  • Amiel Laxamana
    Amiel Laxamana 6 days ago

    Oh my God the perm the perm Jimmy's PERM!

  • Matthew Harris
    Matthew Harris 7 days ago

    If only I had a special place in Natalie Portmans butt 😞

  • Aggelos M
    Aggelos M 7 days ago

    How is this woman a mother is beyond me..

  • NJC 1
    NJC 1 7 days ago

    Natalie+blonde wig= Blonde Sssniperwolf.

  • Chill Bill
    Chill Bill 7 days ago

    Stunning girl, and dem legs...DAYUMN!❤

  • co3Darts
    co3Darts 8 days ago

    That was hilarious..

  • ILL-I-BE 20
    ILL-I-BE 20 8 days ago

    Shes gorgeous!!

  • Vessel of Demise
    Vessel of Demise 8 days ago

    Donald looks like a Cheeto. So its based on a true story.

  • Lillian Manuel
    Lillian Manuel 8 days ago +5

    headcanon: they're either vampires or gods, due to how long they've known each other

  • KingDennisJensen
    KingDennisJensen 8 days ago

    I'll always have this special place for you in my butt" *giggidy* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • Anto theja
    Anto theja 9 days ago

    She looks a bit like Ariana Grande in this

  • Weyamusic
    Weyamusic 9 days ago

    Jimmy's like: Yeuh

  • Hercules mac
    Hercules mac 9 days ago

    Well she looks great!

  • Dave Gordon
    Dave Gordon 10 days ago

    You know a couple of those answers definitely was Trump referenced lol! Donald and cheeto for sure! Not to mention she didn't say she had a one track mind which means that a lot of the insults probably AR coming directly at him

  • \m/THE MAN\m/
    \m/THE MAN\m/ 10 days ago

    Natalie Portman 🥰🥰🥰

  • W Thiago
    W Thiago 11 days ago +1

    amo essa mulheeerrr

  • Jason Swanson
    Jason Swanson 11 days ago

    When your girl breaks up with you and says last call, then says i have a special place for you in my butt

  • Karla Z
    Karla Z 11 days ago

    Idk if it's just me, but she reminds me of ariana grande with that blonde wig

  • Shon Wilson
    Shon Wilson 11 days ago

    I never realized before how similar Natalie Portman and Kristen Bell are facially and vocally. They could totally play sisters in a film.

  • Norsyaza Edmiza
    Norsyaza Edmiza 11 days ago

    shes so beautiful

  • Aaron Hawkins
    Aaron Hawkins 12 days ago

    Question about Jimmy's character being raised by llamas: Who spoke what language? Did the llamas speak/understand English or did Jimmy speak/ understand llama? Or did they communicate telepathically like The Shining?

  • NomadiqGentz
    NomadiqGentz 12 days ago

    It's been 5 days and I still just keep coming back to this video and going straight to the "in my butt" line. It's just so funny loooooooooooooooooooooool

  • BlackGirlMarvel
    BlackGirlMarvel 12 days ago

    I crack up that he writes them down for no reason as they are reading from cue cards!! lol

  • Sofea Hunter
    Sofea Hunter 12 days ago

    Please more of this.. this is so funny..

  • SwarM_Soupy
    SwarM_Soupy 12 days ago

    Natalie: you suck at fortnite

    Me: 1v1?

  • laura k
    laura k 13 days ago +3

    insult a kid would say : your mom

  • 1 Park
    1 Park 13 days ago

    legs for days

  • Mariami
    Mariami 13 days ago +1

    why does she look like Ariana Grande im-

  • rick24lb
    rick24lb 13 days ago

    She looks so AMAZING!

  • noob noob
    noob noob 14 days ago

    Two immortals break up in an apple orchard.

  • Rod Zam
    Rod Zam 14 days ago

    Is this the same Portman who played in French movie Leon and latter thought that French were assholes because it’s considered polite to say hello when you enter a store even though you are now famous ? Can you spell rich spoiled bitch ?

  • kristinashea17
    kristinashea17 14 days ago

    best one ever 😂😂

  • Nintendo Raider
    Nintendo Raider 14 days ago +1

    Her: *random animal*
    Audience: hahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahaooooommmgggggghahahahhahahahhahaha

  • Cam Silvia
    Cam Silvia 14 days ago


  • Thiago del Castro
    Thiago del Castro 14 days ago

    Her face when she suggests "flush" though 3:19

  • Ika Achaval
    Ika Achaval 15 days ago

    2:44 bitch im fucking screaming, i cant even breathe hoe im cryong

  • Sasuke Sarutobi
    Sasuke Sarutobi 15 days ago +3

    I feel like he got his hair from his parents.

  • SLAMSwan
    SLAMSwan 15 days ago +6

    It's great to see such a composed actress like Natalie Portman lose her sh$t during a scene. It's so nice!

  • NomadiqGentz
    NomadiqGentz 15 days ago

    So Natalie Portman puts on a blonde wig and glasses and turns into Bernadette from Big Bang Theory.

  • pegger1982
    pegger1982 15 days ago

    Please don't flush 😂😂😂😂😂

  • spookylovely
    spookylovely 15 days ago +2

    this woman age so beautifully

  • yeaok mo
    yeaok mo 15 days ago

    She had to change her dress, its slightly longer. Those hay bails can be scratchy

  • Jimeet Chande
    Jimeet Chande 16 days ago

    kim kardashian and bananas worked out perfectly

  • Joy Cohen
    Joy Cohen 16 days ago

    Lokey she looks like Linda from Lucifer 🤣😂

  • jointscript
    jointscript 16 days ago

    I wish i had a special place in her butt too ;(