The New Map of America

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  • Published on Sep 20, 2019
  • CALLMECARSON YOUTOOZ OUT NOW ▸youtooz.com/
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    Music -
    Intro: ibrahim - land of petals soundcloud.com/ibr/land-of-petals
    Outro: hier - confess soundcloud.com/hi-er/confess
    Other music I have used can be found here - soundcloud.com/callmecarson/sets/songs-ive-used
    The New Map of America
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Comments • 12 627

  • CallMeCarson
    CallMeCarson  Month ago +10077

    GET EM WHILE THEY'RE HOT ▸ youtooz.com/
    IT'S GOT THE FUNNY WOOD FIRED PIZZA THING ON IT

    • Donovan Smith
      Donovan Smith Day ago

      He ded

    • Ramen
      Ramen Day ago +1

      How will pizza get a job now

    • Nerd_World
      Nerd_World Day ago +1

      It’ll be 2020 before a new regular callmecarson vid comes out

    • FunWithJonno
      FunWithJonno 2 days ago +1

      HOW IS PIZZA GOING TO GET A JOB NOW?!?!

    • クソ子供 okumura
      クソ子供 okumura 3 days ago

      @CallMeCarson did i got a permanent ban from ur server just bc i wasnt active for a week you know what carson fuck you

  • C Day
    C Day 3 hours ago

    When you wanna make a joke but nobody finds it funny so you keep pushing it until it is funny

  • DXP_Quacky420 ya yeet :/

    No One
    Carson: *throws Youtooz on the ground*
    Some Random Girl: *M o a n s*

  • Legate Leonis
    Legate Leonis 4 hours ago

    Travis is the cutest thing in this side of RU-clip. Where can I buy one?

  • TeSed Kitsune
    TeSed Kitsune 5 hours ago

    _Would you look at that he's made a face_

  • Hey Hey
    Hey Hey 5 hours ago

    One day travis really just decided to make his A's look like that. As far as I know no one is taught to do them like that, you have to just decide to do them like that. Wild.

  • KiwiAnimations
    KiwiAnimations 6 hours ago

    Large canine

  • Mooshi
    Mooshi 6 hours ago

    Why does CallMeCarson's toy look like the principal of Middleschool the Worst Years of my Life?

  • Justin Koker
    Justin Koker 6 hours ago

    Welp my times as come 0:45

  • Shooty McSh00ty
    Shooty McSh00ty 7 hours ago

    15:37

  • Leonassassin3
    Leonassassin3 8 hours ago

    *big lion*

  • KAEDAN JIMENEZ
    KAEDAN JIMENEZ 8 hours ago

    Sand?!?!?!?!!

  • Ice Is my name
    Ice Is my name 8 hours ago

    Is nick high 24/7

  • MrDozed
    MrDozed 8 hours ago +1

    Looking up because you made me feel down

  • WhoLikeMinecraf
    WhoLikeMinecraf 9 hours ago

    He clearly like it!

  • noswaggernoservice
    noswaggernoservice 9 hours ago

    almost forgot to watch this today

  • Bag of Marbles
    Bag of Marbles 10 hours ago

    11:22-11:23 “I kinda’ fuck with his vision”

  • thegamer 64
    thegamer 64 10 hours ago

    If kernal sanders was president "lets make america finger licking good for only $99.99

  • xd Sapphire
    xd Sapphire 10 hours ago

    not gonna lie. thats hot

  • thegamer 64
    thegamer 64 11 hours ago

    2:00 you should have made virginia a virgin

  • Aiden Pavon
    Aiden Pavon 11 hours ago

    No wonder why fitz is stealing Pokimane

  • Pmysta 0
    Pmysta 0 12 hours ago

    I live at the grumpy face next to the tractor on Travis’s

  • Alvin Junior
    Alvin Junior 12 hours ago

    carson you should check out this funny weird yt channel its called "the fat service patrol"

  • Thatoneguy
    Thatoneguy 12 hours ago

    After like 3 months, I finally get the wood fired pizza joke

  • Sir Linkachu
    Sir Linkachu 12 hours ago

    It's big lion

  • Eesedesesesrdt Superjoshuabro

    Travis is my favourite character in the call be mars on aimg
    Edit: sorry I was having a stroke
    I meant travis is my favourite character on the call me Carson anime

  • Shannon Stout
    Shannon Stout 13 hours ago

    B I G L I O N

  • Squipy 123
    Squipy 123 13 hours ago

    This is my favourite video so far 😂😂😂

  • loosechange sentiments
    loosechange sentiments 13 hours ago

    Big lion...... he truly has changed My life i know that much

  • Juan Morales
    Juan Morales 14 hours ago

    8:01 this will make jason talk

  • Just Лунтяй :D
    Just Лунтяй :D 18 hours ago

    From this video nobody don't saw Carson.

  • Jhumar Cuzon
    Jhumar Cuzon 18 hours ago

    "My 3 inches went somewhere else"
    Haha now Im confident to roast when Im faced with tall people.

  • Tots 01
    Tots 01 18 hours ago

    Big lion is so gay

  • ToiletMorphGaming
    ToiletMorphGaming 19 hours ago

    This has become my favourite video of all time. I can't stress that enough.

  • рей 109 EE 2 ッシ
    рей 109 EE 2 ッシ 22 hours ago

    Uh oh stinky

  • cool doge
    cool doge 23 hours ago +1

    ᵘʷᵘ

  • Smeaty_K derpplayz

    "Is that Michigan at the top?"
    "the great lakes?"
    " _no its the hamburger helper_ "

    *Destruction : 100*

  • Danny Romero
    Danny Romero Day ago

    Imagine having a job and that job is to just hangout and mess around with your friends. epic

  • marin calkins
    marin calkins Day ago

    1:15 _D A N G E R_

  • Baby Angelz
    Baby Angelz Day ago

    "Big Lion"

  • HeadStreekKiller 234

    At 10:00
    When Depression hits

  • Stranger Man
    Stranger Man Day ago

    10:00
    When it’s 3:00 am and you’ve recently made some pizza roles. Then you trip and your pizza roles fall on the ground.

  • Jameszz
    Jameszz Day ago

    Haha the washing machine is my state. And it is now the. nevergreenstate due to all of the green stains being washed thank you Carson. It also looks to have been like a full takeover of the country. Mark my words I live in the Washington on the top part of the u state.

  • Killian Berreth
    Killian Berreth Day ago

    Travis has the mind of a 2nd grader drawing, just randomly scribling until he finds something he can make into something else, then doing it.

  • LE - 09SC - Brampton Centennial SS (2502)

    That thumbnail looks like a drunk Canada

  • SOL- ACTURUS
    SOL- ACTURUS Day ago +1

    Everyone s talking about BIG LION but what about the Teletubbies?

  • Horrer SX
    Horrer SX Day ago

    This made me laugh so hard I don't even know what to say other than -its so powerful-

  • CatAndTegan
    CatAndTegan Day ago

    *_its freaking big lion_*

  • rainbowdragonXD
    rainbowdragonXD Day ago

    Oh hail BIG LION

  • HUTERBOY520
    HUTERBOY520 Day ago

    Someone explain to me why Carson disapproves of the Fitz Youtooz.

  • Dakota
    Dakota Day ago

    Travis is that special friend smh

  • Digital Dip
    Digital Dip Day ago

    I LIVE in Oregon and can confirm it looks like that.

  • The Skipper
    The Skipper Day ago +1

    Something about Carson talking with food in his mouth makes me wanna call the Police

  • Im NaTivv3
    Im NaTivv3 Day ago

    13:49 "wait can I add more diamonds?" *pulls out simon cowell*

  • FauxParadox
    FauxParadox Day ago

    Big lion is infinitely less funny than the US getting pickles out of the pickle jar and 4ore

  • Osman Say
    Osman Say Day ago

    Wood fired pizza?
    How is pizza gonna get a job now


    Like if epic funny fortnite meme.

  • MyF82H8
    MyF82H8 Day ago

    Carson that clearly says that your youtooz us 4 inches not 3

  • omerramo14
    omerramo14 Day ago

    That looks like Turkey the country not the fucking animal btw

  • sad cat
    sad cat Day ago

    *BIG LION*

  • BEANFISH
    BEANFISH Day ago

    All right guys, the Big Lion meeting is at my place. It's praying night! 😁🤣