It is the first day of university

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  • Published on Sep 10, 2019
  • THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
    JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461
    HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
    1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
    2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
    3.
    4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
    5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
    6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
    On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).
    Instagram: ewww_its_jo...
    Twitter: tweet_joana
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    Current sub count: 2, 908, 927
    With love,
    Jenny Cravitz
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  • fortsaretaken
    fortsaretaken Day ago

    *uhmmmmmm...is it ok if I fail at any type of subject that includes math most of the time?...*

  • Mia Harp
    Mia Harp Day ago

    meanwhile, I just started high school......

  • Wønder
    Wønder Day ago

    When you realize Joana has the same pencil box as you

  • BTNLOCO
    BTNLOCO Day ago

    Why does your dad seem pissed all the time

  • Dana Neveu
    Dana Neveu Day ago

    Shutterstock

  • theresamariee
    theresamariee Day ago

    i'm just happy i understand tennis and joana doesn't hehe

  • Bratu Horia
    Bratu Horia Day ago

    Maybe nancy from 3rd grade stole your sanity

  • Ashleigh Scanlon

    I'm not the only one who reads Percy Jackson now

  • Ryan Herd
    Ryan Herd Day ago

    I followed when you made the accurate comment about peoples reaction to studying physics. I'm in my fourth year of physics and people still react that same way 😂

  • Ali the potato
    Ali the potato Day ago +1

    Lol I thought you were like 14-15 years old 😂

  • Raisa Ryuna
    Raisa Ryuna Day ago

    What happened to your room joana

  • SophieWhiskers
    SophieWhiskers Day ago

    Also a physics major and my name is Samantha!

  • Nany V
    Nany V Day ago

    Omg Joana reads pjo!!!!

  • Clarie Crystal
    Clarie Crystal Day ago

    i read percy jackson when i was 10 and i am still IN LOVE with it
    I RECOMMEND THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS OR ANYTHING BY CASSANDRA CLARE

  • Creamii Subliminals

    Seniors: *n o o b*

  • Disconext
    Disconext Day ago

    I’m still waiting for my Undergrad 2.0.

  • Anita K
    Anita K Day ago +1

    4:49 So we're not gonna talk about this? Ok.

  • I want to stan 897 more groups but I am too lazy

    Joana: YELLOW IS DISGUSTING NO ONE SHOULD WEAR YELLOW
    also Joana: *is wearing a yellow shirt in her profile picture*

  • Jesse Ortega
    Jesse Ortega Day ago

    Joanna: and then my calculus teach spent 10 minutes telling us why socialism is bad
    Me drunk af at 3 am after the club and a bowl of chili in bed with just socks: *snap snap snap*

  • HowdyGents
    HowdyGents Day ago

    Have you heard about the tunnels under your school? 🍴

  • Crispy Chicken
    Crispy Chicken Day ago

    DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE SHE GOT HER SHOES OR THE NAME OF THEM

  • DAVE? Official Fanpage

    God dammit Samantha

  • Matthew Barnette

    "I left my sanity back in, like, the 3rd grade."
    'Well sanity is for the weak' has been my motto since like 4th grade, so that just means you're not weak.

  • Alex Stansbury
    Alex Stansbury Day ago

    She's a modern day Velma

  • ketsia
    ketsia 2 days ago

    Does anyone know where the lil mic is from ?

  • Tessa Byers
    Tessa Byers 2 days ago

    My first day of school was on August 15th😂

  • Blake Johnson
    Blake Johnson 2 days ago

    Oh boi, this attitude will change in the last year of your course :D Love your personality though

  • The Magnificent WICKED
    The Magnificent WICKED 2 days ago +1

    Joana in the description: Yellow is DISGUSTING.

    Joana in profile picture: *wears* *yellow*

  • John Smith
    John Smith 2 days ago

    Physics ??? YEHHHHHHH.... Rocket science is just behind a corner...

  • Kpop Ruined My lifeu

    I just realized holly shit you are tall!

  • ThatAwkward Vampire
    ThatAwkward Vampire 2 days ago

    Is.. is she just.. eating a mushroom straight?

  • Steve McQueen
    Steve McQueen 2 days ago

    YOU R READING PERCY JACKSON FUCK YES THE BEST BOOKS EVER

  • Eren Datass
    Eren Datass 2 days ago

    peter pan screams, be careful u guys

  • Lizzy Grant
    Lizzy Grant 2 days ago +2

    *_ARITZIA should make Jenedict Cucumberbatch their Ambassador ya know._*

  • Theresa Carmen
    Theresa Carmen 2 days ago

    Looks like you're off to a fabulous start. I'm afraid your schedule sounds like a nightmare to me. I was an art student and hated anything that didn't include surface to color on and things to color with. Still that way.

  • Ana Taylor
    Ana Taylor 2 days ago

    One like equals one pray that joana never has any scandals and stays one of the most wholesome RU-cliprs on the platform

  • Boy Wonder
    Boy Wonder 2 days ago

    She need me

  • Isaac Hunter
    Isaac Hunter 2 days ago

    @11:58 - "To begin with, you're going to burn some meat. It really brings out the flavor of animals suffering." Hilarious!

  • Doh a Deer
    Doh a Deer 2 days ago

    4:20 - T-1000 looking for John Connor.

  • SlowMoJoe9
    SlowMoJoe9 2 days ago

    C A L M Y O U R M E A T L E S S T I T T Y S

  • netko tko bi volio pretplatnike

    To her early is 8.50 am and my school starts at 7.45 am🤔🤔

  • Abu Asliha
    Abu Asliha 2 days ago

    0:38 thought she was holding a candle

  • Tara Jones
    Tara Jones 2 days ago

    I’m moving in to uni tomorrow. Wait hang on IM MOVING IN TO UNI TOMORROW! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaA.

  • Allegra Tigani
    Allegra Tigani 2 days ago

    What is she studying

  • Jonas Grumby
    Jonas Grumby 2 days ago

    Idiotic. Jesus Christ.

  • Dominic Durant
    Dominic Durant 2 days ago +3

    I keep getting mental health related ads for this channel loll

  • adri katzin
    adri katzin 2 days ago

    yew! I'm majoring in physics to and totally relate to people's reactions! goodluck sista

  • Jose Carlos
    Jose Carlos 3 days ago

    Back to school shmooping? América explica

  • Falling Beauty
    Falling Beauty 3 days ago

    Mom is turning into grandma

  • Rattler
    Rattler 3 days ago

    OH MY GOODNESS YOU ARE ADORABLE. How did I end up here

  • *Call Me PB please*
    *Call Me PB please* 3 days ago

    AAAH I JUST SAW YOU NIPPLES

  • Nicole G
    Nicole G 3 days ago

    Dude I legit saw u in the staples and I lowkey looked like a stalker. I'm pretter sure ur mom heard me say, "Holy shit, that's Joana ceddia's mom."

  • lazyeye x
    lazyeye x 3 days ago

    WOW, did my comment really get booted... I guess you are into sencership.. so sad.

  • Diana Cruz
    Diana Cruz 3 days ago

    I had a lockdown at school so yuh 💘

  • gillian stingley
    gillian stingley 3 days ago

    when she said she was glad she wasn’t taking humanities... i didn’t feel that

  • Andrea Araniva
    Andrea Araniva 3 days ago

    Ok I’ll buy ... the stuff

  • Smooth
    Smooth 3 days ago

    When I clicked on this video I was hoping for one of those skit videos...but now I'm not even sure what this video is LOL, my first time ever seeing a video like this, just random babbling about whatever.

  • cry bxby
    cry bxby 3 days ago +1

    *Joana tapes her tiny microphone to her water bottle*
    Me:*shows my friends*
    Them:SHE HAS MY RESPECT
    (Btw congratulations on going to University Joana)

  • Ko_Toriii
    Ko_Toriii 3 days ago

    *STAPPLES*

  • sissyunicorn gal24
    sissyunicorn gal24 3 days ago +1

    "I lost my sanity in the third grade, so if you find it, please mail it to me,"

    -John Cena