Brexit: Dear Brits, please LEAVE ALREADY! German political comedy "heute show" (English subtitles)

  • Published on Mar 19, 2019
  • The Brexit is probably being postponed - but why? Even with a second referendum, the whole thing would start again from the beginning.
  • ComedyComedy

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  • Valentin Condeescu
    Valentin Condeescu 7 days ago

    German brain,english lazy.

  • Andy Bolls
    Andy Bolls 12 days ago

    Für unsere britischen Freunde. Fühlt Euch umarmt mit unserem folgenden Song:

  • shiloh jolie pitt
    shiloh jolie pitt 28 days ago

    Wie heißt dieser Film bei 1:59?

  • LazyBone9
    LazyBone9 Month ago

    Brauchen wir sie? Ich glaube nicht.

  • Alex
    Alex Month ago

    Prostata xD

  • moritz Dammer
    moritz Dammer Month ago

    Das der brexit immer noch nicht durch ist zeigt schon das da was extrem falsch läuft und wer weiß wie lang die britten noch brauchen

  • Douglas Faria
    Douglas Faria Month ago

    British and American politics are like this, endless banter caused by special interests on both sides. The executive has very little power in reality. Not sure how much power Angele Merkel has or how democratic Germany is but you all seem to get things done easier

    • Erik Müller
      Erik Müller 19 days ago

      We suck most of the time, most parties don't care about the people and sometimes the law too.

  • James Ball
    James Ball Month ago

    When we go you will have no more money for your project you fucking idiot that is why the eu hasn’t chucked us out already
    Fuck wit

    • James Ball
      James Ball Month ago +1


      Well nobody can predict the future but I can reassure you here in the UK most people wish Germany and the EU nothing but good luck and prosperity for the future
      And I agree with you it is virtually impossible to get a civilised debate on the Internet on a political discussion I thank you for taking the time to reply to me and please excuse my non-existing grammar as my keyboard is not working properly for some reason. so I hope I have articulated enough for you to understand me

      I will also wish you good night and the very best of luck for the future
      And I do hope we will speak again

    • Azasel
      Azasel Month ago +1

      James Ball Thank you. For your time, your honesty and your standpoints. It really helps me to get a more defined picture of this situation. And i will remember it in conversations in the future. And can i say - it is very refreshing to be part of a civilized political discussion ON THE INTERNET of all places ! 😅 I wish you a good night and good luck, wherever all this leads us.

    • James Ball
      James Ball Month ago

      I see what you’re saying about going back And the problem really is with Westminster but you must understand the first referendum in 1975 the people were sold a Lie
      The question In 1975 was would you be opposed to economic unity with the rest of Europe
      And of course people said not at all if it is financially beneficial to both parties then there is no reason not to join this group and they were told at the time it has nothing to do with a political idea so yes the problem is with Westminster they were not told the truth I do not blame the EU for this The federalists in Europe Are not helped the situation keep pushing for a federal Europe with a currency union and a political union

      where we are today is nowhere near we were 1975 it has become something completely different with its economic and political ideas of a federal Europe that nobody was ever asked did they want this

      I know it’s difficult for our friends and family and partners in Europe to understand our position we understand that you really do love and appreciate the EU I can give a long list of reasons why it is such a good thing for the rest of Europe
      But we have a very different history and political system then the rest of Europe

      Now let’s take your analogy of a plumber coming to do some work at my home he as told me I need a couple of new pipes and I have said that’s fine Carry on
      as the job has gone along he is now demanding that I have a new boiler and new Heating system completely and will have to pay what he demands
      And that I have no alternative but to let him carry on with the work and I must continue to pay him
      That is not what he estimated and not what he told me when I first gave him the job to replace the two pipes.
      now I’m not going to be unreasonable I want him to explain to me why he thinks I should have this boiler and new heating system and to justify the price is now asking me
      And I cannot see any reason why I should just say yes to his demands and carry on

      Most of us here in the UK absolutely love Europe and all the people in it but we just do not like the way EU has been operating we’ve never needed in the past now all of a sudden we are told we cannot survive without it which again I would have to say is a total lie
      It is not been the success story that the politicians would have you believe you must ask yourself the question if this Person is getting money out of an organisation that I am paying for then of course he will say it is the saviour of humanity. but please look into it for yourself turkeys do not vote for Christmas

    • Azasel
      Azasel Month ago

      James Ball First of all : Wow ☝️😅 i wasn‘t expecting such a thoughtful and fine tuned opinion, given your initial commentary 😉 Second: I see where you coming from, but the question must be asked, if such an important decision, meaning joining, remaining or leaving, belongs in the hand of the people. With all it’s consequences, it’s risks and no chance of going back, simplified to a simple „yes“ or „no“ question. And i clearly blaming westminter for this, not the people. I mean, if my plumber would ask me : „Excuse me, what do you think: should this pipe „leave“ or „remain“, the correct answer from me would be : „ I don’t know, I clearly need more information here or even better: Do the job I pay you for !“

    • James Ball
      James Ball Month ago

      Look I’m not totally against the EU it’s a good idea that’s been run really bad we are the second biggest contributor to the project and nobody in the UK was asked do you want us to do this. in principle it’s not a bad idea it stops Germany and France from trying to kill each other I’m all in favour of that
      what I’m not in favour of is a federal Europe with a eu army which the UK will have to pay for and supply it with troops
      We already have NATO which as kept Europe safe and stable it has been working fine until most EU countries Would not contribute their fair share
      Because they feel that they are a junior partner in this organisation I would’ve thought you would’ve understood why we feel like we do about the EU when you take a look at NATO I know most European countries feel they are the junior partner to do US and the UK

      Now let’s look at your analogy of a lawyer as anyone who works for their self or run their own business will tell you once you have worked for yourself you would not go back to a company or working for somebody else
      okay it takes away the safety net of your wages every month but it also means I will have the chance To take home more money every month let’s face it if the company kept treating you badly you wouldn’t want to work there would you
      Now I am freelanceI I can work for myself I can undercut that companies prices because I do not have the overheads that company has
      Also I get to choose my clients if I wish to do business with them or not
      For example the company I previously worked for did not have a lot of customers
      Now I am free to take on as many customers as I wish and charge what I like
      For example the EU has no trade agreement with the US or China because it is too protectionist this whole project is bringing Europe down it refuses to reform so what choice are we left with we have to leave
      Now let me come on to our MPs in Westminster since you have asked what sort of job they would make of making our own laws
      Parliament gave away its sovereignty to the EU and it did not ask the people if it was okay to do this so we had a referendum is this okay do you still want to be a member of the Eu and the people said no thank you. Also the people said here you go here is the power you gave away to the EU
      now you must take back The power and make Parliament sovereign again you have asked us the question and now you have the answer
      So the remain MPs just said to that idea we will ignore the people I want to give the power that the people gave me in the first place I want to take it back and give it back to the EU which they have no right to do because the people are sovereign this is what makes Parliament sovereign
      And they do have some serious questions to ask why they want to keep giving our sovereignty away to the Eu
      What doesn’t help the situation is when Eu does everything it can to block us from leaving it is causing bad feelings and resentment towards the Eu block if you want your project to continue maybe you should sit down with us and be realistic of what you are asking of us we are not looking for a no deal we would like what we were sold originally a good trade agreement with out all of the political nonsense
      I hope this has answered some of your questions if not please reply and I will do my upmost to give you a clear answer

  • Eric Myers
    Eric Myers 2 months ago

    Eine Wiesn 2019 ohne Engeländer... wär ein Traum. So viele Tische wären frei! Und der Umwelt würds wg den Flügen auch helfen. Win-win! :) Wird aber wohl erst 2020 was. Bitte Visa-Sperre für unsere Freunde von der Insel! Danke!

  • Roskellan
    Roskellan 2 months ago

    Yes its embarrassing. The UK voted democratically to leave, but anti-democrats within our own Country have been trying to subvert the will of the people. I think a few other of the EU Western Nations may have the same problem. I know that you will give them every assistance if they wish to go. TTFN

  • Johnny English
    Johnny English 2 months ago

    31st October BREXIT TIME!

  • Johnny English
    Johnny English 2 months ago

    We want no deal. Many thanks to the EU for their assistance. Good to see the EU dragging Germany down to its knees.
    Wait till Trump hits you with tariffs too.

  • SentaDuck
    SentaDuck 2 months ago

    As an Englishman, I think I can help those unfortunate enough to not be English to understand what is happening with Brexit. Basically, we English hate everyone and the one group of people we hate more than anyone else are the wretched English.

  • Rudol Veloz
    Rudol Veloz 2 months ago

    Just go out

  • Corrado Campisano
    Corrado Campisano 2 months ago

    @1:44 so true...

  • Gyo Truth
    Gyo Truth 3 months ago

    Where is my snitzel?

  • Amfear Liathmor
    Amfear Liathmor 3 months ago

    Britain will have to dismantle the German European Union Project to save Europe yet again for the 3rd time in 4 generations as German Natural Arrogance rises once again.

  • Amfear Liathmor
    Amfear Liathmor 3 months ago

    Joseph Goebbels would be proud of this. None of those new EU imposed Frau Merkel 5 Million immigrants dutifully clapping away in the crowd for these crass and arrogant jokes from what I can see. Unaccountable Globalism is going to be a bitch for those who will begin to love their servitude. Germans are a naturally servile people and have been to some terrible single minded insane people. History has taught the world that a few times already.

  • Ryan Scott
    Ryan Scott 4 months ago

    I can smell the corporate propaganda machine churning out this garbage. It seems the same people who own and control American media have their tentacles in Germany as well.

    JENNIFER BLOOMFIELD 4 months ago

    If Boris Johnson becomes prime minister we will officially have our first Prime Minister that has been to court for lying. I joke but really it isn't that funny is it.

  • Florian Strobel
    Florian Strobel 4 months ago +1

    Every time I hear the word "Brexit" the song "Time To Say Goodbye" starts playing in my head.

  • Triple20X
    Triple20X 4 months ago

    Pro EU propaganda german comedy? Die Anstalt is much better...

  • Noname Noname
    Noname Noname 5 months ago

    да, смешно...

  • Valerie Perin
    Valerie Perin 5 months ago +1

    Thank you for having the eng captions. Anyway, im from the philippines.

  • Jovan Golic
    Jovan Golic 5 months ago

    Да ли је ово немачки Зоран Кесић? Браћо моја мила, немачки хумор.

  • ozzy 212
    ozzy 212 5 months ago

    'Please leave already' .. you can at least construct your English sentences correctly

  • Andrew N
    Andrew N 5 months ago +2

    Some of our beers are actually quite decent (if you like ale), but everything else was very much spot on.

  • Gus W
    Gus W 5 months ago

    They want to but the EU wants a deal because it's a little bitch. Apparently so is this guy.

  • EMK
    EMK 6 months ago +1


  • poro poro
    poro poro 6 months ago

    Prostata does NOT mean cheers

  • asterixxer
    asterixxer 6 months ago +1

    I respect the brithish vote to leave but, the parlament is a comedy club. Dear British people: Own the streets and protest against this parlament. Or stay! Yes EU is expensive for all of us, but leaving will cost much more money....

  • Marethyu Mot
    Marethyu Mot 6 months ago

    Ich hab jurob gehört das war dann wohl zu viel pokemon

  • Sternsinger1199
    Sternsinger1199 6 months ago +1

    I voted to stay without Germany. Why the f...european countries don´t give the boot to Germany. Do you remember when France, Belgium and Poland cry for help in XX century because Germans were so bad ? Very soon you will be asking for help again.

    • Mr Heidelberg
      Mr Heidelberg Month ago

      Once a Nazi always a Nazi .

    • Galador
      Galador 6 months ago +2

      Sternsinger1199 did you just compare modern day Germany with Nazi-Germany? Thats kinda pathetic

  • Fearghal Joyce
    Fearghal Joyce 6 months ago +1

    It's becoming kinda fun seeing how fucked up this place is getting. A couple weeks ago some IRA spin-off started sending postal bombs to train stations, but no one even gave a shit and soon they realised that they could just sit back and we'd do it ourselves.

  • Billy Hughes
    Billy Hughes 6 months ago +1

    These krauts are taking the piss out of us - this is how bad these fucking imbeciles in parliament are making us look.

  • The Other Devil
    The Other Devil 6 months ago

    Bitte sagt mir, dass Tinas Akzent Absicht ist. >.

  • Gordon Fernandes
    Gordon Fernandes 6 months ago +1

    BREXIT is " May Or Not To May " ! As simple as that .

  • Sienio48
    Sienio48 6 months ago

    In german still are some german people?? oO

    • Sienio48
      Sienio48 6 months ago

      @Galador yes, there are.

    • Sienio48
      Sienio48 6 months ago

      @caty moonlight yeah...scary

    • Galador
      Galador 6 months ago +1

      Sienio48 of course they are. Im wondering if there is still brain cells in your brain tho

    • caty moonlight
      caty moonlight 6 months ago

      Hahaha not funny

  • David Raley
    David Raley 6 months ago +1

    Truly hilarious. Thank you for the laughs.

  • RobertCraven
    RobertCraven 6 months ago

    Better leave than paying for greece and italy with your taxes till you die. The germans think they are smart....hahaha

    • Azasel
      Azasel Month ago

      Galador has a point here 😉 that money wasn‘t a gift, it was a credit. Including interest, btw. We MADE money on this deal.

    • Galador
      Galador 6 months ago

      I mean the greek are the ones paying the eu at the moment and not vice versa

  • Corey Brass
    Corey Brass 6 months ago

    Hahaha that's savage.

  • Sean Murray
    Sean Murray 6 months ago +2

    its the english unfortunately they are draggin the rest of us down with them

  • jay jax
    jay jax 6 months ago

    We want to leave but you keep giving us extensions... Don't blame us

  • johnny flappie
    johnny flappie 6 months ago

    Deutschland must be proud of nazi EU .. Wir schaffen das . They Will make laws that overrule all national laws. Rip Beautiful european countries And cultures.

  • Rob Porter
    Rob Porter 6 months ago

    Whole world is told that the Bosch don't have a sense of humour. Well this proves them wrong. They do have a sense of humour. It's just that it's lame and basic. lol
    The irony is that 3 minutes of this Kraut show was conducted in English. Couldn't do that with the language of any other country.

    FDGREBEL 6 months ago +1

    Don’t worry we really want to leave the German-led superstate. We don’t want a deal with you we just want to leave it’s Theresa the Appeaser that’s hanging onto the EU and it’s pathetic.
    Have fun supporting the rest of Europe with your taxes Jerry!

    • BewareOfTheKraut
      BewareOfTheKraut 5 months ago

      A counter argument needs an argument first.

      FDGREBEL 5 months ago

      Not really a counter argument though is it?

    • BewareOfTheKraut
      BewareOfTheKraut 5 months ago

      Hahaha, that was a good one.
      Can you name the drugs you are on? I need them, too.

      FDGREBEL 5 months ago

      How about every Western European country does that?
      Just because we were the best at it doesn’t make us any more guilty. How about Portugal pays for starting the trend? No.
      First of all most colonies were not countries before colonisation. They there lawless, war-torn shitholes full of squabbling tribes.
      How about we consider that half the people in the third world wouldn’t be alive if it wasn’t for colonialism. The modern medicine, technologies and infrastructure that the various empires introduced to their colonies has allowed so many people in these countries to survive past sixth months.
      Furthermore the British Empire was peacefully given back. We set up governments and constitutions for these new nations that we made and left. Why?
      Because it was so cripplingly expensive to constantly bankroll them.
      So I think you’ll find that most of these countries didn’t exist before the empire, these lands were full of warlords and bloodshed before introducing civilisation to them, this civilisation grew and allowed people to live in peace under a just legal system and these countries populations grew exponentially.
      Also the empires of Europe, while continued the practice of slavery for a while with the rest of the world then abolished it and in turn, like they did with the proliferation of human rights and government a globally abolished slavery.
      I’m not going to apologise to a sour German because i wasn’t alive in that age and if I was I wouldn’t apologise for the major role I played building and proliferating the modern civilised world.
      Meanwhile Germany decided to go in to established countries and people and start exterminating parts of their population so that the German people could have “leiblingsraum”. Get your grubby mits off of Europe you fascists.
      The Germans have always had a large appetite for tyranny.

    • BewareOfTheKraut
      BewareOfTheKraut 5 months ago

      How about Britain pays for 500 years of slavery, drug trafficking, conquering and exploiting other nations?

  • Marie-Luise Duzont
    Marie-Luise Duzont 6 months ago +1

    One wonders how they ever ruled their empire

  • Paw Zyl
    Paw Zyl 6 months ago +2

    Poland thinks the same way

  • Nerdy Snailie
    Nerdy Snailie 6 months ago +2

    Oh dear. Let’s hope a decision is made soon. This dance is taking a long time and at this rate, everyone is getting done with it. I voted to stay but I am not sure anymore of what May will do. She us in her own world. 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • Scott McLennan
    Scott McLennan 6 months ago +1

    We want to Brexit but we are too fucking stupid!! Oh classic summation of the situation.

  • cutez0r
    cutez0r 6 months ago +1

    Hahahaha! Stiff upper lip, Brits. The EU is helping, but it doesn't mean they can't laugh at you while they do it.

    • Mr Heidelberg
      Mr Heidelberg Month ago

      This makes me hate germans more, i hope isis kill you bastards .

  • Kandelika
    Kandelika 6 months ago

    Ausgerechnet ihr deutschen, die alles genau geregelt bekommen wollt, die größte Scheibe immer bekommen will, nichts als Verlierer da sein wollen, die Millionen in Gerichtskosten ausgeben, um ihr Recht zu bekommen. Ich nehme den Briten gar nicht übel, so vorsichtig zu sein, die EU ist eine Mafia, die ihr Tribut beim verlassen fordert... Ein Glück, dass sie den sch.... Saftladen verlassen!

    • BewareOfTheKraut
      BewareOfTheKraut 5 months ago

      Ja nee, is klar. Schönes Restleben noch.

    • Kandelika
      Kandelika 5 months ago

      @BewareOfTheKraut Zum Glück, habe ich ein Recht auf eine Meinung. Sie sind sicher von Links, die Zensur sozusage!

    • Kandelika
      Kandelika 5 months ago

      @BewareOfTheKraut Oh jaaaa, lieber Kraut. Sie haben Recht...Sie gehören zur Arische Rasse. Danke, dass Sie mich daran erinnern haben. Wie könnte ich das vergessen! Ein Kraut ist ein Kraut ein Kraut ist ein Kraut...

    • BewareOfTheKraut
      BewareOfTheKraut 5 months ago

      Und schon wieder ein Bildungsdefizit. Informiere Dich mal über den Begriff "Rassist". Du weißt ja anscheinend rein gar nichts, aber Hauptsache, Du hast eine Meinung.

    • Kandelika
      Kandelika 5 months ago

      @BewareOfTheKraut Jetzt sind die deutschen eine Rasse? Ahahaha!!! A kraut is a kraut a kraut is a kraut a kraut is a kraut....

  • Barry Kelly
    Barry Kelly 6 months ago

    The EU should not have given the British an extension.

  • OPeixe
    OPeixe 6 months ago

    It's going to be such a relief once they are finally out.
    They are so bitter now that even swallowing their own saliva gives them ulcer.

  • Mary Sova
    Mary Sova 6 months ago

    Ach du liebe.

  • Paul Wedlock
    Paul Wedlock 6 months ago +1

    Merkel wants Da EU! Kalergi EU!
    200,000 immigrants ate visa free welcomed to rape under pillage Germany & 150,000 highly skilled, rich white German's are fleeing the conflict zone & becoming Refugees in Hungary :-)
    Your €uro is €7.9trillion in negative yield loans!
    For the last 6+ months your €-1/2% RECESSION IS IMMINENT!
    You only want UK MONEY!
    V,, Up yours :-D
    The UK Commonwealth collective of 53 volunteer Nation's have a GDP of $17trillion :-D Enjoy your Tusks special Hell hole & the €uro Nebulous sink hole :-D

    • Galador
      Galador 6 months ago

      Paul Wedlock are you aware of the fact that a currency cant have negative loans? The recession you are talking about is not true for a majority of countries. A flight of germans to hungary didnt happen, and the immigrants dont have visas they have allowance to remain in country. Rape numbers only went up extremly slightly. Stop believing in everything you hear

  • TheBrooklinHeights
    TheBrooklinHeights 6 months ago +2

    295 Leavers disliked this. 😄

    FIDIRONU 6 months ago

    We're doing our best, but EU bureaucrats want to hang on to the 2nd largest net contributor to the EU.
    Instead of talking nonsense, why not force Angela Merkel to deny us an extension so that we can leave you clowns on Friday, dumpkof? 😜

  • Mad Muppet
    Mad Muppet 6 months ago

    My Grandad and his Fellow Lancaster bomber crew, also pissed themselves with fucking laughter as they unleashed the last of their “special cargo” over the skies of Dresden on the 14th February 1945. This is the THIRD time you Krauts have tried and failed to rule Great Britain, you will learn again very soon, that we are not to be mocked and not to be ruled by Facist’s, now shut up and fuck off 🖕🏻

    • BewareOfTheKraut
      BewareOfTheKraut 5 months ago

      I hope you'll die equally painful as my grandfather's 14 year old sister in 1944 - captured in a collapsed room while burning to death after incendiary bombs hit their house.

    • Galador
      Galador 6 months ago

      Mad Muppet lad are you aware of the fact that germany doesnt equal nazis?

    • RobertCraven
      RobertCraven 6 months ago +1

      Uncle Sam saved your ar....

    • Damn Deal Done
      Damn Deal Done 6 months ago +1

      The Tories are far more fascist than the EU could ever be. Soon, thanks to morons like you, we will be entirely under Tory rule with nowhere to turn when they tear up human rights law.
      Morons need an enemy to feel like they belong to something. But it really shouldn't be the EU.

    • Hermann Creador
      Hermann Creador 6 months ago

      Breaking News:
      We are no Nazis anymore.

  • Villainofthepiste
    Villainofthepiste 6 months ago

    If the public had their way.... The way the majority voted, we'd be out with NO DEAL by now. It's our lying, self-serving, undemocratic politicians that are messing around and trying to tie us as much as possible to an E.U. that we want nothing to do with!!!!