Golf Is a Fake Sport - Joe DeRosa

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  • Published on Jun 22, 2019
  • Joe DeRosa rails against golfers and makes it plain what he thinks about the Olympics.
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Comments • 121

  • Elaine Lloyd _ikyg
    Elaine Lloyd _ikyg 13 days ago

    No one calls golf a sport its a game like ping pong or Xbox

  • Tree Dillinger
    Tree Dillinger 16 days ago +1

    Goff? 🏌️

  • Peter Welsh
    Peter Welsh 16 days ago

    Not cool. Too soon to just jack Bill Hicks and use it for something as stupid as this. Same inflections, tone of voice, same words, same breaks on the same words. Pretty F-N disrespectful. Lots of people made entire careers of Hick's work but at least made it funny or added something. Terrible. Makes me want an Orange Drink and Vodka

  • Peter Schatzer
    Peter Schatzer 17 days ago

    He would be a lot more funny to sports people(me) if he actually learned the names of the people he made jokes about(evander holyfield)... Yeah, not everyone is into sports, I get that, but for us who are... put in the effort.

  • Hannibal
    Hannibal 17 days ago

    My hope is that this dude is a god of Irony. Because literally, everything he said about the Olympics applies to his life. Not saying he's not funny, but I personally was laughing at that rather than just the Olympics.

  • Hoag Hunting
    Hoag Hunting 17 days ago

    I thought dude was jeered from subway

  • David Calderon
    David Calderon 17 days ago

    Watch T.Harding dick around and be worthless on the smoking gun.

  • Tercel Lynn
    Tercel Lynn 18 days ago

    This dude fucking hilarious

  • Tlahuicole XIII
    Tlahuicole XIII 21 day ago

    I fucken hate golf! And people who play it!

  • Nathaniel Connell
    Nathaniel Connell 21 day ago +8

    Anybody that bashes on golf has my support.

  • Vinnie notgonnasay
    Vinnie notgonnasay 21 day ago +2

    DeRosa is a budget Burr or Norton.

  • bafeink tube
    bafeink tube 22 days ago +1

    Teen sensation Joey Roses

  • UConnhuskyandrewnduati

    From a sociological perspective (because I'm nerd), sports are the secular version of religion and not as complex to understand as astrophysics. I used to hate sports, then I playone I was bad at, got decent at and then took a few classes on why I changed my mind. That was the reason.

  • Dee Gee
    Dee Gee 22 days ago

    He's clearly never been hit by a golf ball.

  • John Cosgrove
    John Cosgrove 22 days ago

    I play golf. Hitting that ball and walking after it solves my anger issues and gives me exercise.

  • Grizwald Dickie
    Grizwald Dickie 22 days ago +6

    U can tell who wasn't athletic growing up 😂😂😂☝🏾

  • Patrick Neal
    Patrick Neal 22 days ago +26

    .....are we just going to ignore the severed feet behind him?

  • kevin johnson
    kevin johnson 22 days ago +1

    Takes alot of skill to play golf

  • Andrew Velonis
    Andrew Velonis 23 days ago

    Carlin wannabe

  • Christie Allen
    Christie Allen 23 days ago

    He looks fantastic!!

  • no1raniuk
    no1raniuk 23 days ago +1

    This guy was great as Squints in the Sandlot. Glad to see he's doing well.

  • Job
    Job 24 days ago

    There goes any potential fans that golf.... that sucked and I don’t even like golf

  • noel hutchins
    noel hutchins 24 days ago

    What about marathons: shouldn't holding their bowels be mandatory for long distance runners? Consider: Instant disqualification for defecation maybe should be implemented; what sport lets their athletes shit themselves and continue competing against the clock in the midst of a crowd of participants? Isn't that a tripping hazard?

  • miss this
    miss this 24 days ago

    Sad facts

  • lily96xD
    lily96xD 24 days ago

    Older pete davidson

  • redpepperdave
    redpepperdave 24 days ago

    Pretty funny and we all know he was never athletic, so the bit makes sense in that regard.

  • Ricto Ectol
    Ricto Ectol 24 days ago

    2:12 we know. It’s obvious

  • laquan james
    laquan james 24 days ago

    So rehashing a conversation a dead better comic had on a show that u were a regular on..wow

    • laquan james
      laquan james 16 days ago

      Patrice O’Neal on Opie and Anthony

    • Dee Gee
      Dee Gee 22 days ago

      laquan james who?

  • Norwall Music
    Norwall Music 24 days ago

    👍👍

  • living_dead_guy_222
    living_dead_guy_222 24 days ago +3

    Stolen Patrice O'Neil joke. DeRosa sucks....so does comedy central.

  • Hardware Software
    Hardware Software 24 days ago +4

    This jokes was funnier when patrice oneal did it on O&A in 2006

  • fjkfdls fsdalds
    fjkfdls fsdalds 24 days ago

    ha ha this guy is a dick it's hilarious

  • Frank Martinez
    Frank Martinez 24 days ago +1

    50 golfers disliked this

  • anonymous ?
    anonymous ? 24 days ago

    i recently said that mike tyson showed commitment with the ear biting thing aha😅

  • Mohit Mishra
    Mohit Mishra 25 days ago +1

    so much respect for olympics

  • Zachary Manzo
    Zachary Manzo 25 days ago

    Golf is a highly skilled activity. Patrice Oneil said it best. Basically any sport in which you are unable to play defense, or use your own skill to prevent/ impede another player from using their skill, is not a sport. Darts, javelin throwing (most track sports honestly), bowling, and golf are perfect examples of this. There is no defense its all about getting a high score. Gaming, nascar, chess, and curling, are more of a sport than golf.

  • Athena GM
    Athena GM 25 days ago +3

    Finally a man that thinks similar to me when it comes to sport. Yes, even though he looks like Jared.

  • Jose Ramos
    Jose Ramos 25 days ago

    Just saw the Golf bit and looked him up. Fuckin hilarious! Start touring Joe

  • gmsx
    gmsx 25 days ago

    such ``frankstein`` joke ...

  • TpXd8bXqT
    TpXd8bXqT 25 days ago +1

    Joe D's a pretty clever cunt

  • Brandon
    Brandon 25 days ago +2

    Interesting to always hear the most opinionated people are the ones with no experience in it. Sounds like he got made fun of by a jock once and is out for revenge

  • Marco Polo
    Marco Polo 25 days ago +11

    Golf: the white privileged "sport"

    • Captain Brandon Horror Film Lover
      Captain Brandon Horror Film Lover 22 days ago +1

      The most famous Golfer in the world is a biracial African-American male though (Tiger Woods). It is a fucking terrible sport, though. Beyond fucking boring.

  • K ris
    K ris 25 days ago

    Baseball has plenty of fat POS’s

  • 1hard2findbro
    1hard2findbro 25 days ago +4

    You can still punch people in the face. But there will be consequences and repercussions 😂

  • John Maroney
    John Maroney 25 days ago +2

    jared from subway bounced back

  • Sarahlovee
    Sarahlovee 25 days ago +11

    Just be a lunatic like Tonya Harding and you'll be set for life lolol

  • LeesaDeAndrea
    LeesaDeAndrea 25 days ago +7

    This is exactly how I feel about sports.

  • ACG Medical
    ACG Medical 25 days ago +1

    Most mlb players that bat well, have guts. Pitchers do as well

  • Kadeem Manning
    Kadeem Manning 25 days ago

    Mike Tyson is Goat you fuck

  • Zachary Simon
    Zachary Simon 25 days ago +3

    I watched this to impress my black friends but even they hate it.

    • Zachary Simon
      Zachary Simon 25 days ago

      I guess you’re not an O&A guy
      DeRosa JRE Cumia the rest is up to you

    • TheCoolerChannel
      TheCoolerChannel 25 days ago +1

      Zachary Simon huh???

  • spacezombie
    spacezombie 25 days ago +3

    Jesus. Where'd you dig this up, Comedy Central?

  • abdo m
    abdo m 25 days ago +1

    Making fun of sport jobs cz they are "worthless" is pretty hypocritical coming from some one who earns living by being a twat of a clown

  • Harry Tee
    Harry Tee 25 days ago +6

    Golf , nascar, etc lol

  • Yung Wun
    Yung Wun 25 days ago +21

    He's so mean I love it

  • Chris Eleftheriadis
    Chris Eleftheriadis 25 days ago +11

    He is playing the notorious vet in Better Call Saul

  • red44 lap44
    red44 lap44 25 days ago +7

    finally! somebody said it! XD

  • Jay
    Jay 25 days ago

    Golf Is NOT a Sport. If you think it is than you're an IDIOT!

  • catalinacurio
    catalinacurio 25 days ago +3

    Golf is trump's sport, nuff said...........

    • Captain Brandon Horror Film Lover
      Captain Brandon Horror Film Lover 22 days ago

      No disrespect but what does politics have to do with this shitty sport? More or less nothing.

    • Tyler Wood
      Tyler Wood 23 days ago

      Trump is fucktard Golf is a fun sport you can play til you're 85. 99"percent of,people that hate on golf have never played it

    • Robin Cassidy RN
      Robin Cassidy RN 25 days ago

      So true! Lol!!!

  • Khadijah Said
    Khadijah Said 25 days ago +3

    I mean race car drivings a sport and you’re on wheels .. just had to add 😂😂

  • DHALOH
    DHALOH 25 days ago

    ahahahah

  • directfunebru
    directfunebru 25 days ago +1

    yes please 💛💛💛

  • David Miranda
    David Miranda 25 days ago +46

    Jared Fogle lost more weight and is doing stand up now?

    • Syd Parrott
      Syd Parrott 15 days ago

      Its Craig from Malcolm in the Middle, not Jared Fogle

    • Sleeps BanginXV3st
      Sleeps BanginXV3st 20 days ago

      He's in prison tho

    • Patrick Neal
      Patrick Neal 22 days ago +2

      My thoughts exactly. Maybe contacts would be a good idea....

    • David Miranda
      David Miranda 25 days ago +2

      @Darryl Thompson he really does look like him.

    • Darryl Thompson
      Darryl Thompson 25 days ago +3

      I really thought that was him for while😂

  • BM 256
    BM 256 25 days ago +3

    Funny

  • Josh James
    Josh James 25 days ago +8

    "Any sport where you can use a car is a fake sport" but what about motorsports?

    • Herm Ask
      Herm Ask 22 days ago

      Ever since they don't do Nürburgring anymore, it's fake.

    • Oil? BitchYouCooking?
      Oil? BitchYouCooking? 25 days ago

      Those are games for the drivers, not sports. Just like horse riding, it is only a sport for the horse.

    • Devareau Bell
      Devareau Bell 25 days ago

      Also I hope he knows a lot of golf courses don’t actually allow carts, and pros don’t get to drive carts

    • FrostDawg
      FrostDawg 25 days ago +1

      they don't show enough commitment

  • phillip st
    phillip st 25 days ago +22

    ALL golfers need to be punched in their worthless faces

  • Scoota Gray
    Scoota Gray 25 days ago +1

    thought this was bob saget.

  • Reallife Shenanigans
    Reallife Shenanigans 25 days ago +7

    "I like to tell you something I miss dearly that was the the ability to punch people in the face I really do wish that was still part of the culture that we can do" Yeah starting with you

  • Kandi Wolfe
    Kandi Wolfe 25 days ago +1

    After seeing the disgusting painting behind him l stopped watching ....

  • ThePark 627
    ThePark 627 25 days ago

    Yup everyone is a soft over sensitive pussy men acting like women and women feminazis ruined it, There are a major group of people who need to get punch in the face Only thing I can agree with, Not sure its comedy you seem very aggresive using comedy as a cover up

  • sanjuansteve
    sanjuansteve 25 days ago

    Golf is not a 'sport'. It's not a 'sport' if it doesn't have at least two of the following three things: 1) Strength, 2) Endurance, 3) Coordination.

    • Oil? BitchYouCooking?
      Oil? BitchYouCooking? 25 days ago +1

      @Fireblood Earthborn I played golf. It is a game, not a sport. You don't need more than the averge Joe's share of those three qualities to play golf. However, you need practice to acquire the skills, juslt like in any game.

    • Fireblood Earthborn
      Fireblood Earthborn 25 days ago +4

      You've obviously never played golf. It's painful. You need all three for golf. And it really puts some knots in your back when you have to carry your own bag.