Golf Is a Fake Sport - Joe DeRosa

  • Published on Jun 22, 2019
  • Joe DeRosa rails against golfers and makes it plain what he thinks about the Olympics.
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Comments • 121

  • MyricalLyrical
    MyricalLyrical 3 months ago

    That astrophysics line was too far

  • Elaine Lloyd
    Elaine Lloyd 3 months ago

    No one calls golf a sport its a game like ping pong or Xbox

  • Tree Dillinger
    Tree Dillinger 3 months ago +1

    Goff? 🏌️

  • Peter Welsh
    Peter Welsh 3 months ago

    Not cool. Too soon to just jack Bill Hicks and use it for something as stupid as this. Same inflections, tone of voice, same words, same breaks on the same words. Pretty F-N disrespectful. Lots of people made entire careers of Hick's work but at least made it funny or added something. Terrible. Makes me want an Orange Drink and Vodka

  • Peter Schatzer
    Peter Schatzer 3 months ago

    He would be a lot more funny to sports people(me) if he actually learned the names of the people he made jokes about(evander holyfield)... Yeah, not everyone is into sports, I get that, but for us who are... put in the effort.

  • Hannibal
    Hannibal 3 months ago +1

    My hope is that this dude is a god of Irony. Because literally, everything he said about the Olympics applies to his life. Not saying he's not funny, but I personally was laughing at that rather than just the Olympics.

  • Cali Mike
    Cali Mike 3 months ago

    I thought dude was jeered from subway

  • David Calderon
    David Calderon 3 months ago

    Watch T.Harding dick around and be worthless on the smoking gun.

  • Tercel Lynn
    Tercel Lynn 3 months ago

    This dude fucking hilarious

  • Tlahuicole XIII
    Tlahuicole XIII 3 months ago

    I fucken hate golf! And people who play it!

  • Nathaniel Connell
    Nathaniel Connell 3 months ago +14

    Anybody that bashes on golf has my support.

  • Vinnie notgonnasay
    Vinnie notgonnasay 3 months ago +2

    DeRosa is a budget Burr or Norton.

  • bafeink
    bafeink 3 months ago +1

    Teen sensation Joey Roses

  • UConnhuskyandrewnduati
    UConnhuskyandrewnduati 3 months ago

    From a sociological perspective (because I'm nerd), sports are the secular version of religion and not as complex to understand as astrophysics. I used to hate sports, then I playone I was bad at, got decent at and then took a few classes on why I changed my mind. That was the reason.

  • Dee Gee
    Dee Gee 3 months ago

    He's clearly never been hit by a golf ball.

  • John Cosgrove
    John Cosgrove 3 months ago

    I play golf. Hitting that ball and walking after it solves my anger issues and gives me exercise.

  • Grizwald Dickie
    Grizwald Dickie 3 months ago +7

    U can tell who wasn't athletic growing up 😂😂😂☝🏾

  • Patrick Neal
    Patrick Neal 3 months ago +34

    .....are we just going to ignore the severed feet behind him?

    • Tlacochcalcatl Mexicatl
      Tlacochcalcatl Mexicatl Month ago

      DJM78787 I think this is supposed to be a homage to Rod Sterling's show The Night Gallery

    • DJM78787
      DJM78787 2 months ago

      Patrick Neal, not only the severed feet but every picture behind him is gruesome. Damn!

  • kevin johnson
    kevin johnson 3 months ago +1

    Takes alot of skill to play golf

  • Andrew Velonis
    Andrew Velonis 3 months ago +1

    Carlin wannabe

  • Christie Allen
    Christie Allen 3 months ago

    He looks fantastic!!

  • Job
    Job 3 months ago

    There goes any potential fans that golf.... that sucked and I don’t even like golf

  • noel hutchins
    noel hutchins 3 months ago

    What about marathons: shouldn't holding their bowels be mandatory for long distance runners? Consider: Instant disqualification for defecation maybe should be implemented; what sport lets their athletes shit themselves and continue competing against the clock in the midst of a crowd of participants? Isn't that a tripping hazard?

  • miss this
    miss this 3 months ago

    Sad facts

  • lily96xD
    lily96xD 3 months ago

    Older pete davidson

  • redpepperdave
    redpepperdave 3 months ago

    Pretty funny and we all know he was never athletic, so the bit makes sense in that regard.

  • Ricto Ectol
    Ricto Ectol 3 months ago

    2:12 we know. It’s obvious

  • laquan james
    laquan james 3 months ago

    So rehashing a conversation a dead better comic had on a show that u were a regular

    • laquan james
      laquan james 3 months ago

      Patrice O’Neal on Opie and Anthony

    • Dee Gee
      Dee Gee 3 months ago

      laquan james who?

  • living_dead_guy_222
    living_dead_guy_222 3 months ago +5

    Stolen Patrice O'Neil joke. DeRosa does comedy central.

  • Hardware Software
    Hardware Software 3 months ago +4

    This jokes was funnier when patrice oneal did it on O&A in 2006

  • fjkfdls fsdalds
    fjkfdls fsdalds 3 months ago

    ha ha this guy is a dick it's hilarious

  • Frank Martinez
    Frank Martinez 3 months ago +1

    50 golfers disliked this

  • anonymous ?
    anonymous ? 3 months ago

    i recently said that mike tyson showed commitment with the ear biting thing aha😅

  • Mohit Mishra
    Mohit Mishra 3 months ago +1

    so much respect for olympics

  • Zachary Manzo
    Zachary Manzo 3 months ago

    Golf is a highly skilled activity. Patrice Oneil said it best. Basically any sport in which you are unable to play defense, or use your own skill to prevent/ impede another player from using their skill, is not a sport. Darts, javelin throwing (most track sports honestly), bowling, and golf are perfect examples of this. There is no defense its all about getting a high score. Gaming, nascar, chess, and curling, are more of a sport than golf.

  • Athena GM
    Athena GM 3 months ago +3

    Finally a man that thinks similar to me when it comes to sport. Yes, even though he looks like Jared.

  • Jose Ramos
    Jose Ramos 3 months ago

    Just saw the Golf bit and looked him up. Fuckin hilarious! Start touring Joe

  • gmsx
    gmsx 3 months ago

    such ``frankstein`` joke ...

  • TpXd8bXqT
    TpXd8bXqT 3 months ago +1

    Joe D's a pretty clever cunt

  • Brandon
    Brandon 3 months ago +2

    Interesting to always hear the most opinionated people are the ones with no experience in it. Sounds like he got made fun of by a jock once and is out for revenge

  • Marco Polo
    Marco Polo 3 months ago +11

    Golf: the white privileged "sport"

    • Captain Brandon Horror Film Lover
      Captain Brandon Horror Film Lover 3 months ago +2

      The most famous Golfer in the world is a biracial African-American male though (Tiger Woods). It is a fucking terrible sport, though. Beyond fucking boring.

  • K ris
    K ris 3 months ago

    Baseball has plenty of fat POS’s

  • 1hard2findbro
    1hard2findbro 3 months ago +4

    You can still punch people in the face. But there will be consequences and repercussions 😂

  • John Maroney
    John Maroney 3 months ago +2

    jared from subway bounced back

  • Sarahlovee
    Sarahlovee 3 months ago +11

    Just be a lunatic like Tonya Harding and you'll be set for life lolol

  • LeesaDeAndrea
    LeesaDeAndrea 3 months ago +9

    This is exactly how I feel about sports.

  • ACG Medical
    ACG Medical 3 months ago +1

    Most mlb players that bat well, have guts. Pitchers do as well

  • Gaining Ground
    Gaining Ground 3 months ago

    Mike Tyson is Goat you fuck

  • Zachary Simon
    Zachary Simon 3 months ago +3

    I watched this to impress my black friends but even they hate it.

    • Zachary Simon
      Zachary Simon 3 months ago

      I guess you’re not an O&A guy
      DeRosa JRE Cumia the rest is up to you

    • TheCoolerChannel
      TheCoolerChannel 3 months ago +1

      Zachary Simon huh???

  • spacezombie
    spacezombie 3 months ago +3

    Jesus. Where'd you dig this up, Comedy Central?

  • abdo m
    abdo m 3 months ago +1

    Making fun of sport jobs cz they are "worthless" is pretty hypocritical coming from some one who earns living by being a twat of a clown

  • Harry Tee
    Harry Tee 3 months ago +6

    Golf , nascar, etc lol

  • Yung Wun
    Yung Wun 3 months ago +24

    He's so mean I love it

  • Chris Eleftheriadis
    Chris Eleftheriadis 3 months ago +12

    He is playing the notorious vet in Better Call Saul

  • red44 lap44
    red44 lap44 3 months ago +7

    finally! somebody said it! XD

  • Jay
    Jay 3 months ago

    Golf Is NOT a Sport. If you think it is than you're an IDIOT!

  • catalinacurio
    catalinacurio 3 months ago +3

    Golf is trump's sport, nuff said...........

    • Captain Brandon Horror Film Lover
      Captain Brandon Horror Film Lover 3 months ago

      No disrespect but what does politics have to do with this shitty sport? More or less nothing.

    • Tyler Wood
      Tyler Wood 3 months ago

      Trump is fucktard Golf is a fun sport you can play til you're 85. 99"percent of,people that hate on golf have never played it

    • Robin Cassidy RN
      Robin Cassidy RN 3 months ago

      So true! Lol!!!

  • Khadijah Said
    Khadijah Said 3 months ago +3

    I mean race car drivings a sport and you’re on wheels .. just had to add 😂😂

  • directfunebru
    directfunebru 3 months ago +1

    yes please 💛💛💛

  • David Miranda
    David Miranda 3 months ago +48

    Jared Fogle lost more weight and is doing stand up now?

    • Syd Parrott
      Syd Parrott 3 months ago

      Its Craig from Malcolm in the Middle, not Jared Fogle

    • Sleeps BanginXV3st
      Sleeps BanginXV3st 3 months ago

      He's in prison tho

    • Patrick Neal
      Patrick Neal 3 months ago +2

      My thoughts exactly. Maybe contacts would be a good idea....

    • David Miranda
      David Miranda 3 months ago +2

      @Darryl Thompson he really does look like him.

    • Darryl Thompson
      Darryl Thompson 3 months ago +3

      I really thought that was him for while😂