Rich and Mike's The Rise of Skywalker Predictions Video

  • Published on Jul 14, 2019
  • A little late to the game? NO! We've got until December to pointlessly speculate on the last of the "Skywalker saga" films!!! Mike has a crazy plot prediction and Rich has some ideas on how Palpatine can come back. Enjoy, friends!!
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  • Kenneth James
    Kenneth James 5 hours ago

    lol, A white saber

  • Kenneth James
    Kenneth James 5 hours ago

    They gave up on R2D2 cuz Lucas has merch rights on him.

  • Beacons_r_lit
    Beacons_r_lit 6 hours ago

    If Terminator films are constantly trying to undo the previous one through time travel you can bet star wars will go down this path.

  • Dead_Yellow
    Dead_Yellow 7 hours ago

    Has anyone told Mike and Rich that the Star Wars Rebels show had a kind of form of time travel so their bat shit insane theory isn't as crazy as they think???

  • First Name Last Name
    First Name Last Name 8 hours ago

    I don't remember perfectly, but couldn't that scene in the dark side cave in TLJ allude to Rey being her own ancestor. I really think they might have Rey be the first Skywalker or something

  • Allan Ragnarson
    Allan Ragnarson 10 hours ago

    Why would they conceal ren? Its obviously vader. Disappointing

  • Kevin McNamara
    Kevin McNamara 10 hours ago

    "too evil to be redeemed" lol Anakin was essentially a school shooter(+supernazi) who killed his own wife, and he ended up fine.

  • Allan Ragnarson
    Allan Ragnarson 10 hours ago

    So its trash. Gotcha didnt need to watch this to guess that.

  • RAJ1
    RAJ1 10 hours ago

    Kylo Ren-Kyle Reese-"K.R Terminator Connection". Finish what you started.......Time travel in Star Wars. Rey-Sarah Connor.

  • Dave T
    Dave T 10 hours ago

    If there's any time travel I swear to god I'm standing up and walking out

  • Jimi D
    Jimi D 11 hours ago

    The fat one’s laugh ruins these videos.

  • Natty Bennett
    Natty Bennett 12 hours ago

    You do realise that the studio watches rlm for terrible idea

  • Tig Trager
    Tig Trager 15 hours ago

    The mind melt at the end will be that Jar Jar was behind it all along. Meeesa baaaaack!

  • kalibos
    kalibos 15 hours ago

    Mike's impression of Lawrence Kasdan is amazing lmao

  • keiran simmons
    keiran simmons 19 hours ago

    My two predictions:
    The film will be terrible
    I won't watch it

  • J Taylor
    J Taylor 20 hours ago

    -Rey starts to do backflip

    -Pilot pulls up

    -The end

  • Nugglet
    Nugglet 22 hours ago

    After turning away all the star wars fanbase... the diehard prequel fans are the only ones to appeal to.

    Yay Hayden Christenson!

  • Paul Fitzsimons
    Paul Fitzsimons 23 hours ago

    Remember JJ originally wanted the Force Awakens to have an opening shot of Luke's hand with lightsaber attached floating through space.... What if he resurrects that idea into this new film, with Rey "force time travelling" back to the events of Empire to pick up that lightsaber up, and maybe some milk.

  • artsandrules
    artsandrules Day ago +1

    Ah, I'm sure she will have learned how to time travel (at least as some sort of "Force Presence") from the Jedi texts she stole from Luke's tree temple thing. Those books are a "do anything" card for the writers to play.

  • Erulin68
    Erulin68 Day ago

    Of course Emo Ren is a ignorant dipshit... I mean... he doesn't even notice that Luke is using his blue lightsaber... you know, the one he and Rey destroyed 6 or so scenes earlier ?

  • Blackball
    Blackball Day ago

    37:33..." new trilogy. "

  • JJi
    JJi Day ago +5

    Considering the ugly fact that they managed to destroy space battles with Admiral Gender Studies' hyperjump through The Supremacy and several Star Destroyers - which was never done before, time travel is definitely not out of the question since it hasn't been done before, in the movies at least.

  • Joshua George
    Joshua George Day ago +1

    All they should have done is take Lucas's original story ideas that he sold to Disney and have Dave Filoni and Kasdan tweak an entire storyline arc over three films BUT NO Disney scrapped the ideas and had to go their own route and "do it better" The new films have only visuals and no imagination or sense of purpose in their script

  • The bits an pieces Man

    Plot twist it’s the best one

  • NolanEP
    NolanEP Day ago

    I still have a theory that Poe is the last Sith or true Dark Side Force user and it's going to take Kylo and Rey to team up to beat him.

  • NolanEP
    NolanEP Day ago

    Chris Terrio also won an academy award for Argo...

  • John Galt
    John Galt Day ago

    I predict I have been a Star Wars fanatic all my life and will never see this upcoming train wreck of a movie.

  • jtilton5
    jtilton5 Day ago

    JJ Abrams is great at visuals, but bad at screenwriting, it sounds to me like he really is the heir to George Lucas.

  • nacho jimenez
    nacho jimenez Day ago

    The worst thing about watching fan theories on Star Wars is that they are all better than whatever garbage they ultimately put out.

  • Paul M
    Paul M Day ago +1

    My prediction,; Rey defeats the empire single-handedly, becomes ultimate jedi, becomes queen of galaxy , then lordess of the universe, marries to a pansexual, non binary, transgender blob

  • Jeff Theworker
    Jeff Theworker Day ago

    time travel? no....NO!.....NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

  • Carl Stockman
    Carl Stockman Day ago

    Everyone seems to forget the Ewoks were getting ready to eat Han, Chewie and Luke. When you consider all the conspicuously empty Stormtrooper helmets they were playing like bongo drums at the end, the Ewoks are much more sinister... cuddly and silly for sure, but also sinister.
    Archer: Danger Island illustrated this perfectly with the cannibal tribe eating literal Nazi Stormtroopers.

  • Chesco
    Chesco Day ago +1


  • Phatty057
    Phatty057 Day ago

    Star trek 5 ending was a fan pleaser? HA HA!

  • OldMan_PJ
    OldMan_PJ Day ago +1

    It's Kylo Ren's gloves gripping the Tie Fighter controls.
    Rei flew the A-Wing to the thieve's planet to obtain the device needed to retrieve something from the core of the crashed Death Star that she wants to use to blow up the Imperial Council. Chunk Li will die since we don't see her clinging to Finn's arm on the desert planet. They had to travel to the desert planet to get "not Jabba the Hutt's" approval and directions to get to the thieve's planet. Obi-Wan McGregor will appear to Rei and she will crack a stranger-danger joke. The Emperor will appear to Kylo and unlock a whole new level of the Dark Side within him but he will still be a whiny little bitch. Luke will appear at the end with Leia in ghost form smiling at Rei as she dances with Ewoks.

  • Don’t Tread On Me

    The emperor sits on a throne made of ewok bones in the wrecked death star

  • Aristide Regnier

    This dude LIKED that Skywalker abandoned the force? The dude that fucking plays the part says that's stupid.
    Guy on the right's a retard.

  • Matoe Koelo
    Matoe Koelo Day ago

    Fuck it, let's bring back darth jar jar bings and make him the real villain

  • Simon Reah
    Simon Reah Day ago

    Well it can't be any worse than the last steaming pile of 💩💩!

  • Heavy Early
    Heavy Early Day ago +2

    Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Jar Jar the Wise? ..

  • GEC Panther
    GEC Panther 2 days ago +2

    Darth JarJar time travel
    Hell yeah
    (I just dont really care anymore)

  • Jonathan Lewis
    Jonathan Lewis 2 days ago +1

    This question is for mike:
    Do you think after the rise of skywalker you will finally admit star wars is better than star trek?

  • Mr. Smiley
    Mr. Smiley 2 days ago


  • PowerHouseG
    PowerHouseG 2 days ago

    awesome vid , very amusing and his laugh is creepier than palpatines ! 🤣🤣🤣👍

  • maddsloth II
    maddsloth II 2 days ago

    11:37 those are quidditch players.

  • AL3XinDANG3R
    AL3XinDANG3R 2 days ago +1

    Star Wars writers are taking notes

  • Ed ebrock
    Ed ebrock 2 days ago

    i think the time travel plot is a little too ridiculous. i think JJ just said fuck it and rey just fixed the lightsabre due to some made up shit with the force they suddenly can do. the falcon looks like its just a new dish. looks more like a circle with the bottom cut off. i dont know what to expect. but anything is better than the last movie.

  • Paul Pizzlewizzle
    Paul Pizzlewizzle 2 days ago

    Rise of Scissorpunch!

  • The Most Interesting Man in Hyrule

    Rich, I greatly approve of your shirt

  • Frank Henchy
    Frank Henchy 2 days ago

    I get more excited about seeing how the predictions pan out than I do about seeing the actual content.

  • Robert Lloyd
    Robert Lloyd 2 days ago +1

    Oh for fuck's sake, you're right aren't you.

  • Gw G
    Gw G 2 days ago

    Theory: Snoke was a force sensitive in the outer rim that was possessed by palpatine (it would be cool if it was Ezra Bridger) and now that Snoke is gone, palpatine needs someone else to possess to continue his pursuit of “unlimited power” and I think there is some kind of twist at the end on whether Rey or Kylo is the enemy etc.
    I thought it would have been cool for Maz Kanata to be Asoka Tano in disguise but that seems highly unlikely at this time.

  • Joe Johnson
    Joe Johnson 2 days ago +2

    It’s too damn bad Mike took a (much deserved) 18 pound sledgehammer to Star Wars, because he deserves to be the voice of Emperor in any and all Star Wars related properties until he dies (probably of liver failure).

  • Dallas Malburg
    Dallas Malburg 2 days ago

    Now I just want to see this hypothetical fan fiction intend

  • Swanzo
    Swanzo 2 days ago

    There is a Mr. Coffee in the bag so they can time travel.....undo all the Ryan Johnson fuck ups.

  • Kyle Fotheringham
    Kyle Fotheringham 2 days ago +1

    Palpatine who was really Darth Sidious (but of course they'll call him Palpatine) creates a horcrux and puts it in a vault from the Death Star (and it's still intact. Sidious is the one who "possessed" Snoke and is grooming Kylo Ren to become his resurrected body host.
    Fin is Mace "Snokes on a mother fu*king deathstar" Windu's son - because why not?
    Knights of Ren are going to do absolutely nothing.
    Rey is secretly Owen and Beru's granddaughter. Or Obi-Wan's Granddaughter. because - no reason - because no one cares about plots anymore.

  • CaptPostmod
    CaptPostmod 2 days ago

    They could retcon Rey's parents being "no one" pretty easy if they said she was a clone. Maybe a gender swapped clone of Anakin. If she was Anakin's clone, they could then try to claim that it made a really good story arc with Anakin to Vader to Rey.

  • Terrell Reeves
    Terrell Reeves 2 days ago

    Palpatine had a digital clone of himself giving orders in Battlefield 2 in like a robot body.
    And those trees are too small to be Endor where Kylo Ren is fighting.

  • Daniel Roche
    Daniel Roche 2 days ago +2

    They've already established a way to do this in canon, specifically in an episode of Rebels, unfortunately. And the Emperor was heavily involved in that episode.

  • x570Belmont
    x570Belmont 2 days ago

    Rebels already showed Time Travel is possible in limited ways in the Star Wars universe.

  • Chris
    Chris 2 days ago

    Evil ewoks? So...would they be called...evilwoks?

  • Drunken Assassin
    Drunken Assassin 2 days ago


  • MightyMagyarz
    MightyMagyarz 2 days ago

    Time travel happens and suddenly.. "Hello There!" and then all Movie Theaters go crazy.

  • fu hoo
    fu hoo 2 days ago +1

    the reason to kill the past is simple: toy profits in part must go to george UNLESS it is a new ip. so fuk r2d2, luke and all the rest so that di$ney can make more. wrap it in feminism and it becomes even more impervious! i kid you not this is exactly what is happening.

  • Craig Wallace
    Craig Wallace 2 days ago

    one movie I really couldn't care about

  • nopaincobain72
    nopaincobain72 3 days ago

    Pretty new here....why does Rich laugh so fkin hard at mikes jokes.....yeehhh mike is kinda funny...but fkn hell rich.....he AINT DAT FKN FUNNY MATE???

  • Streamer Minion
    Streamer Minion 3 days ago

    Are the resistance building their own Death Star?

  • nopaincobain72
    nopaincobain72 3 days ago

    Yeeeehhhhh I'm SUPER happy I didn't get too invested in star wars

  • nopaincobain72
    nopaincobain72 3 days ago

    JARJARS son isn't a Spiderman.....he's a spiderCANT......budum tsshhh

  • Jose Antonio Hurtado

    The last season of Star Wars Rebels, introduce time travel, sooo i think we are fucked

  • bookillee
    bookillee 3 days ago +1

    JJ's thought "fuck it, I'll warp time with the energy core from the Death Star in Star Wars." It's so smug a plot it might just be right.

  • cheyyen
    cheyyen 3 days ago

    they said she repairs the saber, its even shown repaired somewhere

  • shamlix
    shamlix 3 days ago

    dont you think jj going to make that rey actually luke’s and leia’s bastard daughter and she’ll go back to the past (time travel) and be mother of darth vader?

  • DanTheMan225
    DanTheMan225 3 days ago +4

    7:06 lmfao I couldn't breathe

  • Franken Stein
    Franken Stein 3 days ago

    Here's my prediction. I will never watch another Star Wars movie.....EVER.