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lol, A white saber
They gave up on R2D2 cuz Lucas has merch rights on him.
If Terminator films are constantly trying to undo the previous one through time travel you can bet star wars will go down this path.
Has anyone told Mike and Rich that the Star Wars Rebels show had a kind of form of time travel so their bat shit insane theory isn't as crazy as they think???
I don't remember perfectly, but couldn't that scene in the dark side cave in TLJ allude to Rey being her own ancestor. I really think they might have Rey be the first Skywalker or something
Why would they conceal ren? Its obviously vader. Disappointing
"too evil to be redeemed" lol Anakin was essentially a school shooter(+supernazi) who killed his own wife, and he ended up fine.
So its trash. Gotcha didnt need to watch this to guess that.
Kylo Ren-Kyle Reese-"K.R Terminator Connection". Finish what you started.......Time travel in Star Wars. Rey-Sarah Connor.
If there's any time travel I swear to god I'm standing up and walking out
The fat one’s laugh ruins these videos.
You do realise that the studio watches rlm for terrible idea
The mind melt at the end will be that Jar Jar was behind it all along. Meeesa baaaaack!
Mike's impression of Lawrence Kasdan is amazing lmao
My two predictions:The film will be terribleI won't watch it
-Rey starts to do backflip-Pilot pulls up-The end
After turning away all the star wars fanbase... the diehard prequel fans are the only ones to appeal to.Yay Hayden Christenson!
Remember JJ originally wanted the Force Awakens to have an opening shot of Luke's hand with lightsaber attached floating through space.... What if he resurrects that idea into this new film, with Rey "force time travelling" back to the events of Empire to pick up that lightsaber up, and maybe some milk.
Ah, I'm sure she will have learned how to time travel (at least as some sort of "Force Presence") from the Jedi texts she stole from Luke's tree temple thing. Those books are a "do anything" card for the writers to play.
Of course Emo Ren is a ignorant dipshit... I mean... he doesn't even notice that Luke is using his blue lightsaber... you know, the one he and Rey destroyed 6 or so scenes earlier ?
37:33..." new trilogy. "
Considering the ugly fact that they managed to destroy space battles with Admiral Gender Studies' hyperjump through The Supremacy and several Star Destroyers - which was never done before, time travel is definitely not out of the question since it hasn't been done before, in the movies at least.
All they should have done is take Lucas's original story ideas that he sold to Disney and have Dave Filoni and Kasdan tweak an entire storyline arc over three films BUT NO Disney scrapped the ideas and had to go their own route and "do it better" The new films have only visuals and no imagination or sense of purpose in their script
Plot twist it’s the best one
I still have a theory that Poe is the last Sith or true Dark Side Force user and it's going to take Kylo and Rey to team up to beat him.
Chris Terrio also won an academy award for Argo...
I predict I have been a Star Wars fanatic all my life and will never see this upcoming train wreck of a movie.
JJ Abrams is great at visuals, but bad at screenwriting, it sounds to me like he really is the heir to George Lucas.
The worst thing about watching fan theories on Star Wars is that they are all better than whatever garbage they ultimately put out.
My prediction,; Rey defeats the empire single-handedly, becomes ultimate jedi, becomes queen of galaxy , then lordess of the universe, marries to a pansexual, non binary, transgender blob
time travel? no....NO!.....NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Everyone seems to forget the Ewoks were getting ready to eat Han, Chewie and Luke. When you consider all the conspicuously empty Stormtrooper helmets they were playing like bongo drums at the end, the Ewoks are much more sinister... cuddly and silly for sure, but also sinister.Archer: Danger Island illustrated this perfectly with the cannibal tribe eating literal Nazi Stormtroopers.
*FUCK THE INCOMPETENT IDIOTS AT DISNEY FOR COMPLETELY RUINING A 40 YEAR FRANCHISE!*
Star trek 5 ending was a fan pleaser? HA HA!
It's Kylo Ren's gloves gripping the Tie Fighter controls.Rei flew the A-Wing to the thieve's planet to obtain the device needed to retrieve something from the core of the crashed Death Star that she wants to use to blow up the Imperial Council. Chunk Li will die since we don't see her clinging to Finn's arm on the desert planet. They had to travel to the desert planet to get "not Jabba the Hutt's" approval and directions to get to the thieve's planet. Obi-Wan McGregor will appear to Rei and she will crack a stranger-danger joke. The Emperor will appear to Kylo and unlock a whole new level of the Dark Side within him but he will still be a whiny little bitch. Luke will appear at the end with Leia in ghost form smiling at Rei as she dances with Ewoks.
The emperor sits on a throne made of ewok bones in the wrecked death star
This dude LIKED that Skywalker abandoned the force? The dude that fucking plays the part says that's stupid.Guy on the right's a retard.
Fuck it, let's bring back darth jar jar bings and make him the real villain
Well it can't be any worse than the last steaming pile of 💩💩!
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Jar Jar the Wise? ..
Darth JarJar time travelHell yeah(I just dont really care anymore)
This question is for mike:Do you think after the rise of skywalker you will finally admit star wars is better than star trek?
awesome vid , very amusing and his laugh is creepier than palpatines ! 🤣🤣🤣👍
11:37 those are quidditch players.
Star Wars writers are taking notes
i think the time travel plot is a little too ridiculous. i think JJ just said fuck it and rey just fixed the lightsabre due to some made up shit with the force they suddenly can do. the falcon looks like its just a new dish. looks more like a circle with the bottom cut off. i dont know what to expect. but anything is better than the last movie.
Rise of Scissorpunch!
Rich, I greatly approve of your shirt
I get more excited about seeing how the predictions pan out than I do about seeing the actual content.
Oh for fuck's sake, you're right aren't you.
Theory: Snoke was a force sensitive in the outer rim that was possessed by palpatine (it would be cool if it was Ezra Bridger) and now that Snoke is gone, palpatine needs someone else to possess to continue his pursuit of “unlimited power” and I think there is some kind of twist at the end on whether Rey or Kylo is the enemy etc.I thought it would have been cool for Maz Kanata to be Asoka Tano in disguise but that seems highly unlikely at this time.
It’s too damn bad Mike took a (much deserved) 18 pound sledgehammer to Star Wars, because he deserves to be the voice of Emperor in any and all Star Wars related properties until he dies (probably of liver failure).
Now I just want to see this hypothetical fan fiction intend
There is a Mr. Coffee in the bag so they can time travel.....undo all the Ryan Johnson fuck ups.
Palpatine who was really Darth Sidious (but of course they'll call him Palpatine) creates a horcrux and puts it in a vault from the Death Star (and it's still intact. Sidious is the one who "possessed" Snoke and is grooming Kylo Ren to become his resurrected body host. Fin is Mace "Snokes on a mother fu*king deathstar" Windu's son - because why not?Knights of Ren are going to do absolutely nothing.Rey is secretly Owen and Beru's granddaughter. Or Obi-Wan's Granddaughter. because - no reason - because no one cares about plots anymore.
They could retcon Rey's parents being "no one" pretty easy if they said she was a clone. Maybe a gender swapped clone of Anakin. If she was Anakin's clone, they could then try to claim that it made a really good story arc with Anakin to Vader to Rey.
Palpatine had a digital clone of himself giving orders in Battlefield 2 in like a robot body.And those trees are too small to be Endor where Kylo Ren is fighting.
They've already established a way to do this in canon, specifically in an episode of Rebels, unfortunately. And the Emperor was heavily involved in that episode.
Rebels already showed Time Travel is possible in limited ways in the Star Wars universe.
Evil ewoks? So...would they be called...evilwoks?
STOP CONFUSION ANAKIN'S LIGHTSABER FOR LUKE'S LUKE'S IS GREEN ANAKIN'S IS BLUE
Time travel happens and suddenly.. "Hello There!" and then all Movie Theaters go crazy.
the reason to kill the past is simple: toy profits in part must go to george UNLESS it is a new ip. so fuk r2d2, luke and all the rest so that di$ney can make more. wrap it in feminism and it becomes even more impervious! i kid you not this is exactly what is happening.
one movie I really couldn't care about
Pretty new here....why does Rich laugh so fkin hard at mikes jokes.....yeehhh mike is kinda funny...but fkn hell rich.....he AINT DAT FKN FUNNY MATE???
Are the resistance building their own Death Star?
Yeeeehhhhh I'm SUPER happy I didn't get too invested in star wars
JARJARS son isn't a Spiderman.....he's a spiderCANT......budum tsshhh
The last season of Star Wars Rebels, introduce time travel, sooo i think we are fucked
JJ's thought "fuck it, I'll warp time with the energy core from the Death Star in Star Wars." It's so smug a plot it might just be right.
they said she repairs the saber, its even shown repaired somewhere
dont you think jj going to make that rey actually luke’s and leia’s bastard daughter and she’ll go back to the past (time travel) and be mother of darth vader?
7:06 lmfao I couldn't breathe
Here's my prediction. I will never watch another Star Wars movie.....EVER.