Jail Cell Cold Open - SNL

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  • Published on Apr 14, 2019
  • A group of prisoners (Kate McKinnon, Kenan Thompson, Pete Davidson, Chris Redd, Michael Keaton, Kyle Mooney) discuss why they got arrested.
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  • dimond C.E.O.
    dimond C.E.O. 15 hours ago

    Tekashi? Don't even worry about him.

  • John Levine
    John Levine Day ago

    Kenan ain’t lookin as thicc as usual

  • no hassle
    no hassle 2 days ago

    Now all we need is a Batman Beyond movie and Beetlejuice 2.

  • Contently Shane
    Contently Shane 2 days ago

    He’s portrayed so horrible in this he’s a fucking hero Wikileaks has exposed the government for wrong and nothing has happened now he’s in prison and his captors are anti America while majority of the US are idiots who hate their own constitution but use it when it fits in their agenda (and yes I’m in the US and born and raised but this shit hole is kinda depressing no matter what “side” your on politics is all about division of sheep)

  • Matt Alibozek
    Matt Alibozek 3 days ago

    I love Kate McKinnon!

  • Ke Tho
    Ke Tho 4 days ago

    anarchist...
    he wanna destroy the moon...
    is that the profil americans are showing about assange?
    poor poor man... he litterly is a world safer.. somebody how shows everybody how fucked up the world is.. and now you picture him as a bad, idiotic, narcist... wow...
    i'm so ashamed that Switerland doesn't took Snowden and Assagne in Asyl...

  • Dustin Rodriguez
    Dustin Rodriguez 4 days ago

    Wasn't takeshi69 in prison for a bunch of underage exploitation shit? Yeah, I just googled it, that was definitely the major part of his prison time. Maybe this sketch came out before they knew about all that, not sure. Odd to try to paint Julian Assange as a Bond supervillain but I guess I can see it. The idea of the public being well-informed about their government so they can exert control over what it does with its power is as radical now as it was in 1776 somehow.

  • Joey Bulford
    Joey Bulford 4 days ago

    How does one live in London...in Ecuador?

  • Caleb Garcia
    Caleb Garcia 4 days ago

    It’s hard to tell who the blonde ones impersonating. All her characters have the same voice

  • Jesus jimenez
    Jesus jimenez 5 days ago

    Alot of new Yorkers was trigger with snl making fun of 69😂💯

  • Junkie 711
    Junkie 711 5 days ago

    STOoOOOpID

  • H A R
    H A R 7 days ago

    didnt tekashi rape a minor or somethign too?

  • Henry Marckisotto
    Henry Marckisotto 7 days ago +1

    Santa's on crack again

  • A Person
    A Person 8 days ago

    Pete Davidson is hilarious

  • Stone Solo
    Stone Solo 9 days ago

    Yes! Let's get nuts!

  • IzzyGyrl
    IzzyGyrl 9 days ago

    Michael: You wanna get nuts? Lets get nuts.
    Me: *Being a crazy Batman Fan* AHHHHHH HE SAID IT!!!!

  • LegendsNeverDye
    LegendsNeverDye 11 days ago

    Did anyone notice the cut it out jk came from HIMYM

    • wert wert
      wert wert 10 days ago

      No it came from full house.

  • Matt Orfalea
    Matt Orfalea 14 days ago

    5:18 A wiki "leak". So clever...

  • Matt Orfalea
    Matt Orfalea 14 days ago

    4:55 Didn't attack the US military...He reported on them...Big difference

  • Matt Orfalea
    Matt Orfalea 14 days ago

    4:58 This is insane..."James Bond super villain about to destroy the moon"...Good lord

  • Matt Orfalea
    Matt Orfalea 14 days ago

    4:45 Assange doesn't hack personal phones...

  • Matt Orfalea
    Matt Orfalea 14 days ago

    3:30

  • Sure, Buddy
    Sure, Buddy 18 days ago +1

    Dang, Kenan is looking good

  • Mengsk Arcturus
    Mengsk Arcturus 19 days ago

    Is he though?

  • Patrick D
    Patrick D 20 days ago

    "You wanna get nuts? Let's get nuts!"
    I like to imagine Bruce Wayne is never convicted of a single violent crime he commits as Batman, but is eventually sentenced to federal prison for fraud and embezzlement related to all the company resources he spent on batmobiles and grappling hooks.
    When he gets there, his cellmate is a hardened violent offender who thinks he is going to run roughshod over this white collar criminal. Then, Bruce is like, "Surprise, motherfucker! I'm not locked in here with you! You're locked in here with me!"
    P.S. This sketch was surprisingly brilliant, and McKinnon.and Keaton are awesome.

  • Marquis Bean-Breaston
    Marquis Bean-Breaston 22 days ago

    5:31 on the regular

  • Zyriab
    Zyriab 22 days ago +1

    I thought the U.S. Military was the james Bond supervillain :D

  • Dogged Black
    Dogged Black 22 days ago

    LETS GET NUTS BATMAN!

  • James Demetro
    James Demetro 27 days ago

    We take a drink whenever the guy on the left opens his eyes up wide.. try it on all his sketches

  • Biggie cheese
    Biggie cheese Month ago +1

    Get rid of laugh track pls

  • Darryl Smith
    Darryl Smith Month ago

    Scourge of the cleaning staff at the Ecuadorian embassy genius he could have played himself in been crazier

  • Dr. Jeaf
    Dr. Jeaf Month ago +3

    I'm the craziest I drink orange juice right after I brush my teeth😐

  • Wesley Feickert
    Wesley Feickert Month ago +3

    4:47
    He lives in the Ecuador embassy in London

    • Jade Nguyen
      Jade Nguyen Month ago +1

      You actually tried figuring that one out… AND SUCCEEDED 🤯

  • UniSwitch
    UniSwitch Month ago

    Annoying assault dude, same cute kid from wicawabe

  • kingoziel
    kingoziel Month ago +1

    About time for them to start making comedy again, wo an invasive, obvious anti-trump propaganda

  • Denroly
    Denroly Month ago +1

    hilarious

  • Lemus Logic
    Lemus Logic Month ago +5

    I like how a little bit of Beetlejuice came out

  • William Royer
    William Royer Month ago +1

    He said the same line he said in Batman

  • G M
    G M Month ago +1

    Aunt Becky and everyone involved in that stuff is a scumbag

  • Saul Kahn
    Saul Kahn Month ago

    I don't appreciate the not-so-subtle hate on Julian Assange- it's the most crucial free speech topic in our history! The rhetoric should be in the other direction, about the absurdity of his persecution

  • Grey B.
    Grey B. Month ago +2

    Fuck you.

  • Ethan Cluck
    Ethan Cluck Month ago +3

    I was thinking to myself: they should bring out Bill Cosby. Then they brought out 6ix9ine... then I died.

  • Jade Nguyen
    Jade Nguyen Month ago +1

    5:06 Vanya Hargreaves?

  • Person 3412
    Person 3412 Month ago

    Lost my mind when Michael said
    “YOU WANNA GET NUTS C’MON LETS GET NUTS”

  • FighterDoken
    FighterDoken Month ago

    The Mueller report wasn't a zero, SNL. Stop spreading that bullshit.

  • rozlyn and sloan's rocking Crazy life

    Omg this is awesome so funny 😂 😂😂

  • D Personal
    D Personal Month ago +1

    SNL sux. Wikileaks rules.

  • Amy O
    Amy O Month ago

    What's wrong with 'communications' as a major?

  • Bigbiketulsa 1
    Bigbiketulsa 1 Month ago

    5:30

  • Bigbiketulsa 1
    Bigbiketulsa 1 Month ago +1

    5:32

  • Shuman Rotula
    Shuman Rotula Month ago

    Assange is a hero

  • Aandunno
    Aandunno Month ago

    When he said the Batman line, and nobody cheered, I died inside.

  • Joe Caner
    Joe Caner Month ago

    Do you remember when SNL was funny?
    Me neither...

  • ujdurma7
    ujdurma7 Month ago

    Assange as a terorist? Shame on you SNL. Shame on you M. Keaton.

  • Steve Anthony
    Steve Anthony Month ago +1

    5:08 I saw Beetlejuice come out

  • muttonchopred
    muttonchopred Month ago

    Why would they have a journalist locked up with all those fuckers?

  • Chris Wise
    Chris Wise Month ago

    It’s funny seeing Kyle try to be tough

  • Layla La Grange
    Layla La Grange Month ago

    I didn't read the description of who the
    people are in the scene.... so what a THRILL it was to see Michael Keaton!!

  • Mark Mower
    Mark Mower Month ago +2

    "Cut, it, out! " Hahahaha! !!

  • Sam of the Stars
    Sam of the Stars 2 months ago

    My high school used a photo of Tekashi 6 9 (probably screwed that up to no end :/ ) for their production of Little Shop of Horrors in the dentist’s office scene.

  • Mark Mower
    Mark Mower 2 months ago +3

    Had to watch this again. This is so funny scary and sad and bizarre at the same time because it is almost too close to reality and you wake up and say to yourself is this really a Bizzaro alternate dimension I have woken up into? !

  • Daniel Wright
    Daniel Wright 2 months ago +1

    Beetle juice, Beetle juice, Beetle juice.

  • The Professional
    The Professional 2 months ago +1

    😂😂😂

  • It's Kayla
    It's Kayla 2 months ago +32

    I want Tekashi69 in this 😂

    OMG HE’S THERE WTF. I was NOT expecting that

  • Jaden Sheehan
    Jaden Sheehan 2 months ago

    Snl just is a unfunny political sketch show.

  • Angel Zavala
    Angel Zavala 2 months ago +1

    Tekashi69 saying "ist stoopiiid" lmao this show the best to watch high

  • w̾i̾l̾l̾
    w̾i̾l̾l̾ 2 months ago

    I was waiting for Bill Cosby

  • Joey Short
    Joey Short 2 months ago

    1:06

  • Bianca Muldrow
    Bianca Muldrow 2 months ago

    "You want a reenactment?" 😂😂

  • Melissa Pasos
    Melissa Pasos 2 months ago

    I agree. There are problems in our family and we need to be sure we all work to pay our bills. This is more of an agenda for how we engage in a discussion between family and men or women when they choose to take care of our homework or school activities with kids.

  • suheyla afra
    suheyla afra 2 months ago +2

    Hahahahaahajahahahahahaha

  • Lilith Rogers
    Lilith Rogers 2 months ago

    Gonna add d tRUMP pretty soon then it'll really get bad!!!

  • ME R
    ME R 2 months ago

    Where is BTS???

  • Canais Young
    Canais Young 2 months ago +1

    Pete Davidson looks better with a bald head and a three-piece suit. It actually makes him look like an adult.

  • Rod Ari
    Rod Ari 2 months ago

    WHERE IS BTS VIDEO?????????,

  • Katherine Alvarez
    Katherine Alvarez 2 months ago +12

    Michael Keaton, I don’t know where you’ve been, but I’m so glad you’re back.

  • J Chors
    J Chors 2 months ago

    00:02 Never thought i'd hear those words on SNL. Maybe they'll pass the message on to the real MSNBC.

  • Darryl Smith
    Darryl Smith 2 months ago +1

    Hahaha his beard tho

  • khalid mohamud
    khalid mohamud 2 months ago

    free 6ix9ine

  • Lishaan Hettipathirana
    Lishaan Hettipathirana 2 months ago +1

    This is my favorite cold open

  • Ron Baines
    Ron Baines 2 months ago

    Young ass audience

  • Riche Bright
    Riche Bright 2 months ago +1

    Kate does psycho so well it makes me question her sanity.

  • Lanee
    Lanee 2 months ago +1

    Cut it out ✌️👉👍

  • See Elle
    See Elle 2 months ago

    My nigga, Michael Keaton

  • cole sutherland
    cole sutherland 2 months ago

    That was dumb da dumb dumb dumb da da dumb stoopid



    I hate 6ix 9ine

  • Mo Money
    Mo Money 2 months ago +2

    Could’ve used a different actor for 69.... Pete would’ve been a better 69... she kind of botched it

  • ner0
    ner0 2 months ago +2

    Blood sugar drop there, Keaton: @5:00 "...'cause I'm an acold dactual James Bond Super Villain..."

  • Breeze Dorling
    Breeze Dorling 2 months ago

    IM THE GOD DAM BATMAN

  • Avery Kim
    Avery Kim 2 months ago +1

    Tekashi 6IX9ine was charged for statutory rape, but I think the censors decided against that.

  • Queen Nsuccess
    Queen Nsuccess 2 months ago

    Pete looks so fine in a suit and bald.His voice actually hot in this skit

  • BurnTheReceipt
    BurnTheReceipt 2 months ago

    Wheres MadTv?

  • joe blow
    joe blow 2 months ago

    I don't like this julian is a hero

    • Richard Williams
      Richard Williams 2 months ago

      He wiped his shit on the walls of the Ecuadorian embassy...that cancels out everything else...

  • cmakelky37
    cmakelky37 2 months ago +1

    Portraying Assange as a supervillian 🙄🙄🙄. SNL punching down with the US military

  • Denzel Horton
    Denzel Horton 2 months ago +8

    Julian Assange ain't bad. He has given us the truth behind all the governments of this world

    • Grace Charnes
      Grace Charnes Month ago

      Fuck anybody that talks negative about Assange. That's Batman, bitch. Don't you know?

    • Leon Ordorica
      Leon Ordorica Month ago +1

      @Chip Mahgilify you must be John podesta's buddy

    • Kayon G
      Kayon G 2 months ago

      Lies!

    • Denzel Horton
      Denzel Horton 2 months ago +2

      Chip Mahgilify why?

    • Chip Mahgilify
      Chip Mahgilify 2 months ago +1

      @Denzel....you mean the TRUTH about humanity....it's looking you in the mirror. Julian deserves nothing less than to be shot for treason, and thrown into an open pit.

  • elven bitch
    elven bitch 2 months ago +15

    Julien Assange is a public hero. The media either ignores him or mocks him as in this skit. And it's no wonder, SNL is just another show owned by a man with extremely deep pockets whose interests are threatened by Assange's existence.

    • elven bitch
      elven bitch 2 months ago

      @Chip Mahgilify The media has done a great job of painting him as a "backwards right-winger". Yet he's always published information that impacts both the left and the right, because Wikileaks is about exposing corruption, whomever it may involve. And it has never once been an average Joe. It's rich fucks.

    • Chip Mahgilify
      Chip Mahgilify 2 months ago

      Julian is a first class piece of human GARBAGE...it's the hallmark of a anti-social hacker, who is STILL licking imaginary wounds, and like the coward he is, hides behinds skirts and a computer screen to exact revenge(rolls eyes).

  • Mal Uminse
    Mal Uminse 2 months ago +1

    Boycott SNL!!! Oh wait. No one watches anyway.

  • Mal Uminse
    Mal Uminse 2 months ago +11

    Wikileaks is the greatest engine of free speech since the printing press. Julian Assange is a hero. He 'attacked the military' by exposing torture and illegal murder. They publish true information about bad governments. WL = free speech.
    SNL used to be anti-establishment. Now its old man propaganda. Amazing its still on the air.

    • Chip Mahgilify
      Chip Mahgilify 2 months ago

      @Mal...your as delusional as Manning and Assange. The truth is, your anti-social, anti-culture, and most likely a VERY unhappy person. Now go get your sex change operation on the gov't dime while you still can...NOW Jesus Loves you(rolls eyes)

  • Loek 96
    Loek 96 2 months ago

    Julian Assange a villain?

  • 30mmBallistic
    30mmBallistic 2 months ago +4

    What sane person can sit through and watch this garbage?

  • Richard Lafond
    Richard Lafond 2 months ago +42

    Assange is not a criminal.

    • Grace Charnes
      Grace Charnes Month ago

      Truth

    • Shuman Rotula
      Shuman Rotula Month ago +1

      @Squirrel what are your sources of information?

    • Squirrel
      Squirrel 2 months ago

      Rapes/sexually assaults two women “not a criminal”

    • Ash Ketchum
      Ash Ketchum 2 months ago

      I do agree, Assange is not a criminal, he is simply seen that way in the eyes of most countries

    • Richard Lafond
      Richard Lafond 2 months ago +6

      @Chip Mahgilify Protection of the freedom of speech. Obviously you don't value this.