If Google Was A Guy

  • Published on Jan 21, 2014
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Comments • 16 000

  • Owen SPENCER
    Owen SPENCER 22 hours ago


  • Spoopi Boi
    Spoopi Boi Day ago

    If they made another episode of this, I'm sure they would make a furry reference

  • Luke Skywalker
    Luke Skywalker Day ago +1

    me when I realize my I don’t actually have a gf

  • WulfieZi
    WulfieZi Day ago

    I wonder what Google would think of my search history...

    "denizen definition"
    "how many penises does a shark have"
    "octopus wearing a top hat"
    "smug dancin remix"
    "code vein zweihander fortification"
    "nicotine extraction process cigarettes"

  • Hello There Daily

    0:40 I feel like everyone can relate to this.

  • av3rage bo111
    av3rage bo111 Day ago

    Feminist shows up

  • ijeh !
    ijeh ! Day ago

    round 2

  • Nuke Vex
    Nuke Vex Day ago

    12 y/o: “Gross fat Butthole dick poop”
    Google: “Is that what kids are into these days?”

  • Garou
    Garou Day ago

    Why do I get the feeling the foot/inch same way europe guy was talking about shoe sizes.

  • WolfGang Amadeus Mozart

    Ok boomer

  • Yotam1000
    Yotam1000 Day ago

    What about the part he says it took 0.65 seconds but it took 69 years to load

  • Purdeco
    Purdeco Day ago

    if google was a girl

  • Zawaz
    Zawaz Day ago

    I searched my grandson nathan

  • Omega Rex Ruler of The Omegaverse

    There is a reason why Google is not alive

  • JUNJAM (준잼)
    JUNJAM (준잼) Day ago

    They predicted Bitcoin omg...

  • P1X3L GuN
    P1X3L GuN Day ago +1

    when someone just goes inside the office and searches porn...

  • Andrew Love
    Andrew Love Day ago

    If Google was still ran by Americans and not communist foreigners.

  • ur a thot
    ur a thot 2 days ago

    i remember watching this when i was like 8 lmao

  • That Nanny
    That Nanny 2 days ago +2

    Imagine if we all actually baught Bitcoin at the time of this video 😂😂

  • Matilda Anderson
    Matilda Anderson 2 days ago

    Okay boomer. You forgot to add the part where Google knows everything about each person he works with

  • 金
     2 days ago +4

    "Amy Schumer funny jokes"
    Oh sorry there aren't any files

  • Vital Hyperion
    Vital Hyperion 2 days ago

    Thanks for this video, I invested 2 bitcoin in around 2015. Paid off my student debt (:

  • C Ghenadale
    C Ghenadale 2 days ago

    I wish this was the guy google was instead of the guy google actually is now.

  • QuestionMark96
    QuestionMark96 2 days ago


  • - kind of fox -
    - kind of fox - 2 days ago

    Lmao 😂

  • How2Meme
    How2Meme 2 days ago

    If Google Was A Gay

  • 8 kebab
    8 kebab 2 days ago

    0:20 is that the joker

  • epic
    epic 2 days ago

    "Turn incognito mode on"

    "Why?" "

    "dont ask"

  • Volkan
    Volkan 2 days ago

    -ROunD TWo( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)-

    me : ಠ_ಠ

  • eF HAVoc
    eF HAVoc 2 days ago

    Hope that guy bought some bitcoin

  • SwisS’n
    SwisS’n 2 days ago

    Me : Xvideos

    Google : aww shit here we go again

  • Cody Massad
    Cody Massad 3 days ago

    Is it bad that I looked up gross fat butthole dick poop just to see what the kid was grossed out about? I’m scared for life don’t look it up 😂

  • Xzidia Xianzus
    Xzidia Xianzus 3 days ago

    1:24 she still scares to this day.

  • Naruto_Anime98 -
    Naruto_Anime98 - 3 days ago +1



    If people is a sh** I will just gonna talk to animals

  • Veeryhawky112
    Veeryhawky112 3 days ago

    Ah before social media/app humans existed

  • colton rawlings
    colton rawlings 3 days ago

    youtube 2019 : well i guess I'll recomend this

  • LucasGames Bijalba
    LucasGames Bijalba 3 days ago

    imagine if Yahoo was a guy, he would say such stupid things xD

  • Henshy Boi
    Henshy Boi 3 days ago +1

    They left out the the part where he’s secretly stealing every piece of info about them.

  • why ಠ_ಠ
    why ಠ_ಠ 3 days ago

    Anyone else search gross fat butthole di*k poop? Yeah, me too..

  • Max L.
    Max L. 3 days ago

    1:38 How much did you have to pay Nicole Byer to come on the video?

  • mY tEa iS SugAr FrEe
    mY tEa iS SugAr FrEe 3 days ago +1

    He looks like my band teacher I’m gonna scream

  • Mayor McCheese
    Mayor McCheese 3 days ago

    Ha ha. Comedy.

  • XxPauliusLTxX
    XxPauliusLTxX 3 days ago +1

    If google was a guy, he cloud help me delete my history search

  • Arcana M.M. Spellcaster M.M.

    Google has the cloud!
    Does RU-clip have the Cloud?
    I like cloud!
    The Cloud keeps the jummy Data untill it Rains on yer heads!
    Yum Yum.. 🤖
    Data = Good!

  • Artifex - Roblox & more

    0:12 I know him from super store

  • Koen Berends
    Koen Berends 3 days ago

    What am I doing here? I am watching this on Safari.

    ORXKS TV 3 days ago

    maybe the Google guy is gay

  • Abdul Aziz
    Abdul Aziz 4 days ago +1


  • America
    America 4 days ago

    Plz do part 6 XD

  • Phylivius
    Phylivius 4 days ago

    I feel bad for google

  • Purple Dragon 9
    Purple Dragon 9 4 days ago

    *download firefox*

  • The Dark Knight
    The Dark Knight 4 days ago

    Also Vivaldi is another great browser

  • The Dark Knight
    The Dark Knight 4 days ago

    Don't use firefox

    Use Brave

  • Zachary Wagner
    Zachary Wagner 4 days ago

    0:49 and 1:13 and 1:42 are totally me

    • BWKC
      BWKC 4 days ago


  • Animat Yeet
    Animat Yeet 4 days ago +1

    0:24. I searched that up and I regret it 😫

  • Cristiano JR
    Cristiano JR 4 days ago +1

    *If you were Google?*

  • Wyatt IsLazy
    Wyatt IsLazy 4 days ago

    M E O W M E O W M E O W M E O W M E O W M E O W M E O W

  • maple’s cafe
    maple’s cafe 4 days ago

    There are already google as a person and I don’t want to get into detail... err

  • Baxter Paulini
    Baxter Paulini 4 days ago