Get the"DEATH BLOW" phone case!
    Watch the Pirate Heist trailer for Assassin's Creed 4 Black Flag!
    Everyone knows that Blackbeard's the best
    There's nothing more to say
    But I hear there's this new bloke around, by the name of Kenway
    He's always hiding in his white hood with his girly hair and crap
    But I'm still the baddest pirate around
    'Cause I've got this treasure map
    Yo ho, yo ho
    A pirate's life for me
    Yo ho, yo ho
    Murderin' fools for free
    They call me Eddie Kenway, man
    I'm the scourge of the land and sea
    Got flowing hair, some sharp-ass blades
    And maybe a little scurvy
    Don't got a stupid peg leg
    Or a dumbass hook for a hand
    But I'll shove my blowgun up your ass
    If you mess with my pirate band
    I'll grab my musket
    And I bust it
    Got lovely hair, you can't touch it
    I steal maps
    Don't give craps
    Got pretty girls sittin' on my lap
    'Cause I'm a pirate
    Living my life all high on the seven seas
    I'm a pirate
    Getting bootie with the cuties 'cause I do what I please
    Four guns I blast
    Slash throats as I pass
    Kissing those sexy wenches
    Because I'm a freakin' pirate, dude
    And the rest of ya'll are bitches
    *HOOK x2*
    Boarding your ship to pillage and kill
    Don't even need it I just love to steal
    All the ladies love me 'cause I'm a big pimp
    Hope the don't smell me 'cause I stink like ship
    Eating oranges to prevent scurvy
    Dammit now it's gonna hurt when I pee
    You can never blame me for grabbin' your chick
    'Cause most my life's surrounded be dick
    I'll grab my musket
    And I bust it
    Got a badass beard
    You can't touch it
    I steal maps
    Don't give craps
    Got pretty girls
    And I'm sitting on their laps
    *HOOK x2*
    Well, I guess it's time for the two of us to brawl
    Time to settle who's the baddest pirate once and for freakin' all
    I wake up (Cuz I'm a pirate)
    Don't give a fuck (Cuz I'm a pirate)
    Love to drink (Cuz I'm a pirate)
    I stink (Cuz I'm a pirate)
    Don't shower (Cuz I'm a pirate)
    Make bitches cower (Cuz I'm a pirate)
    Gettin' booty (Cuz I'm a pirate)
    Takin' doodies (Cuz I'm a pirate)
    Eat rotten beef (Cuz I'm a pirate)
    Lost all my teeth (Cuz I'm a pirate)
    Far from home (Cuz I'm a pirate)
    All alone
    *HOOK x2*
    This video is extra special to us, so we went all-out and got a ton of help from our amazing friends:
    Produced & Directed by Ian Hecox, Anthony Padilla & Ryan Todd
    Written by Ian Hecox, Anthony Padilla & Ryan Finnerty
    Music Produced by Peter de Leon & Ryan Todd
    Mixed by Peter de Leon
    Backing Vocals: Peter de Leon & Ryan Todd
    Asst. Director - Frank Cosgriff
    Dir. Of Photography - John Alexander Jimenez
    Asst. Cam / Cam Ops - Ian Webb, Ivan Harder, Phil Mohr
    Drone Cam Op - Jonathan Joiner
    Sound - Ivan Harder
    Head MUA- Nicole Chilelli
    MUAs - Courtney Carmack, June Ray Adelman
    Hair - Tania Voochen
    Wardrobe & Costumes - Felicia Cowley
    Wardrobe & Costume Asst. - Javier Gomez
    Grip/Electric - Jon Hooker, Lee Eisenhower
    Production Designer - Ryan Brett Puckett
    Art Director - Jonathan Bell
    Prop Master - Patrick Egan
    Key Scenic Artist - Lynn Malmberg
    Scenic Painter - Peter Van Dyke
    Carpenters - Kyle Rettinger, Jon Hooker, Jeff Berkume, Ryan Caplan
    Art PAs - Anthony Melanson, Zane Boyer
    Post Supervisor - Ryan Finnerty
    Editors - Anthony Padilla, Michael Barryte, Ryan Todd
    DIT & Assistant Editor - Shawna Smith
    Colorist - Mike Burton
    Bloopers - Ryan Brett Pucket
    BTS - Phil Mohr
    PA - Julie Pritchard
    Edward Kenway - Ian Hecox
    Blackbeard - Anthony Padilla
    Blackbeard's Wench - Rae Wright
    Ship Wenches - Rae Wright
    Sexy Wenches - Nicole Chilelli & Felicia Cowley
    Pirate Band - Ryan Todd, Andy Southard, Patrick Picche
    Featuring Joshua Overnshire, Matt Sohinki, David Moss as
    Spanish Soldiers, Tavern Folk, Street Urchins, & Pirates
    and Mari Takahashi as Ballerina, Pirate Queen, & Street Urchin
    Spanish Soldiers:
    Scott Free, Anthony Melanson, Eric Tapia, Ethan Ireland
    British Soldiers:
    Jason Manoogian, Stephen Crane
    Patrick Egan, Jon Hooker, Frank Cosgriff
    Tavern Folk
    Nathan Taylor, Aaron Luna, Ernesto S. Bustos, Brian Rasmussen, Jason Manoogian, Sean Boncato, Cedric Johnson, Stephen Crane, Tressa Ohler, Lauryn Gardner, Margaret Upton, Krystina Mae, Veronica Jarboe, Lindsey Hoopes, Christa Cranmer, Jessica Benz, Christina Marie, Haley Borchers, Deborah Jimenez
    ●Special thanks●
    Thanks to McFarlane Toys for the killer blades:
    Melinda Moses at National Park Service
    Joe Follansbee at Grays Harbor Historical Seaport Authority
    Capt. Mark, First Mate Eamon, and the entire crew of the Hawaiian Chieftan
    Decades Costume Shop & Broadway Costumes
    The Track Shack
    Our very own website:
    Our Facebook page: smosh
    Follow us on the Twitter! smosh

Comments • 80

  • Sam Reitich
    Sam Reitich 3 days ago +1

    it's awesome that Ubisoft sponsored another video and they didn't give them any requirements and didn't even make them mention the game in the song

  • broski bombazzle
    broski bombazzle 5 days ago

    The inspiration for this song was something from Pirates of the Caribbean.

  • MultiJET24
    MultiJET24 5 days ago

    Imagine if Black Flag gets updated and they add a music video using the assets of Black flag to recreate this video as a secret ending

  • Ghostcos. Heehee
    Ghostcos. Heehee 6 days ago

    i miss these days :,) ❤️❤️

  • Sander Hagenaar
    Sander Hagenaar 7 days ago

    Well its not for free (like 20$

  • Kevin
    Kevin 7 days ago

    They nailed Edward's costume...

  • just arandomyoutubeyouser

    Actually this is the first smosh video I watched when I was little

  • Jack Even
    Jack Even 10 days ago

    Love this game

  • Aleksa Batinic
    Aleksa Batinic 13 days ago

    Wtf is this sh*it

  • Boz Nana
    Boz Nana 13 days ago

    But arent black beard and kenway friends tho

  • Mavel Soriano - Lopez
    Mavel Soriano - Lopez 14 days ago

    I thought blackbeard is his friend and is he ded?

  • הראל רז חן
    הראל רז חן 15 days ago

    Still one of my favorite videos on RU-clip.

  • Such Dish
    Such Dish 16 days ago

    When you want to revisit 2013 but in 5 year sars18 happens

  • GhOsT 👻
    GhOsT 👻 19 days ago

    Don’t know which one is better
    Assassins creed 3 or 4
    Revisited after a long time and still remember the lyrics

  • Danilo Protic
    Danilo Protic 22 days ago +1

    Imagine these two coming back to Smosh in a year or two and continue making these masterpieces

  • Jenny Plaga
    Jenny Plaga 22 days ago

    Is Edward married

  • Karen Eastman
    Karen Eastman 22 days ago

    Ken should left Pinkbeard at least 2 of the expensive necklaces.:-):-(:-(

  • Sami Alabdulhai
    Sami Alabdulhai 23 days ago +1

    I'm watching in 2020 😍😍😍

  • GeezusKrist _
    GeezusKrist _ 24 days ago

    Who said punk was dead?

  • Yhing Ancheta
    Yhing Ancheta 27 days ago

    me to

  • Harper Craven
    Harper Craven Month ago

    Hysterical lyrics, Pirates and rock! What could be better?!?

  • Yeet Job
    Yeet Job Month ago

    i’m gonna pirate this video

  • Spicy Mario Bois
    Spicy Mario Bois Month ago

    Wow I love one piece!

  • Dallas Sacasecawin
    Dallas Sacasecawin Month ago

    Yo ho yo ho

  • gamewarden 306
    gamewarden 306 Month ago

    Edward kenway and Blackbeard work together in the game

  • Kritevit yt
    Kritevit yt Month ago +1

    My new fav song

  • Fury
    Fury Month ago

    Oh the nostalgia, I remember when this first came out, man it was the shit and still is, too bad Smosh isn’t like this now ☹️

  • Edinson V
    Edinson V Month ago

    Mejor esta la vercion en español

  • Sandero Sandoval
    Sandero Sandoval Month ago

    I’m vibin

  • TeamstudioR Tv
    TeamstudioR Tv Month ago

    Don’t mind me just re-visiting my childhood

  • Kin
    Kin Month ago

    Crazy how Assassin's Creed 4 is still one of- if not THE best AC games to date. It was so good.

  • Twistedkarma 21
    Twistedkarma 21 Month ago

    4:28 top 10 anime betrayals

  • Fin Music
    Fin Music Month ago +1

    Top ten Ramones songs

  • Hydro
    Hydro Month ago +1


  • JerryWasHere
    JerryWasHere Month ago

    The Sum 41 vibes tho

  • Cameron Gleason
    Cameron Gleason Month ago

    Been rocking to this song for 7 years it’s great bro

  • Erin Whelan
    Erin Whelan Month ago +5

    0:57 oh hey smosh games

  • Cash Money
    Cash Money Month ago

    Why does this still slap

  • FrostbiteCookie 7777

    noting just reliving my childhood

  • Dr_Somoli
    Dr_Somoli Month ago +1

    All this song has tought me is to quit my 9-5 job as a banker to become a pirate 🤷‍♀️

  • Dr_Somoli
    Dr_Somoli Month ago +2

    Anyone listening to this in 1253bc under the rule of ramses II?

  • Darth Vader
    Darth Vader 2 months ago

    I miss OG smosh music videos

  • Foxymr
    Foxymr 2 months ago +1

    В России так вообще весело , если судить о том , что половина качают с торрентов .

  • BlueJayz 474
    BlueJayz 474 2 months ago +5

    When you have actually played Assassin’s Creed IV and remembered that Blackbeard and Edward were friends...

  • Justin nguyen
    Justin nguyen 2 months ago +1

    This song can't live up to AC3 I had high hopes

  • Juan Ramos
    Juan Ramos 2 months ago

    This has nothing to do with the game but its still good

  • Preston gaming
    Preston gaming 2 months ago


  • if the angels saw our mistakes

    sorry but this isnt pirate it is an amateur pirate song for big stupid companies

  • Kay Lemmens
    Kay Lemmens 2 months ago +76

    Comes back 7 years later
    *still knows the lyrics and singing along*

  • Inigo313
    Inigo313 2 months ago +1

    This is good, But I prefer the assassin's creed 3 one

  • Duke Rainbow I
    Duke Rainbow I 2 months ago +1

    Where is that damm neighbour.

  • Ralph D. Isaiah
    Ralph D. Isaiah 2 months ago

    *treasure map acquired*

  • Landon Maxx
    Landon Maxx 2 months ago +1


  • Dimashq Maulana
    Dimashq Maulana 2 months ago

    2020 everyone

  • Nathanael Morlock
    Nathanael Morlock 2 months ago

    I want to make a time machine and become a pirate

  • KhizarZ
    KhizarZ 2 months ago

    Literally bought a pirate ship

  • N0body 0
    N0body 0 2 months ago +2

    I wish I could go back

  • Alexis Woodberry
    Alexis Woodberry 2 months ago

    What a banger

  • An's Toy Review
    An's Toy Review 2 months ago

    They are the only RU-cliprs to rent a pirate ship

  • Mike b
    Mike b 2 months ago

    2:59 best part of the song in my opinion

  • Mikhail Kessery
    Mikhail Kessery 2 months ago

    This song still holds up 6 years later🤣

    • turts
      turts 2 months ago

      6 but it's kinda 7

  • Alph4Scorpion 150
    Alph4Scorpion 150 2 months ago +38

    2020 me: Haha good memories

  • Nuke 2025
    Nuke 2025 2 months ago +4

    Can we get a tv show with them as assassins creed characters

  • Jebfrombritain
    Jebfrombritain 2 months ago

    This was when Smosh was good

  • Jane
    Jane 2 months ago

    Let’s play spot the Smosh Games crew

  • Jane
    Jane 2 months ago

    This is still legitimately awesome

  • Andrew Gerdhuqi
    Andrew Gerdhuqi 2 months ago +7

    Who’s watching this in 2020 😳👌🏼

  • Dodobirdeth
    Dodobirdeth 2 months ago

    I'd like to think this is the first comment on this video in 2020 and I love that but not as much as I love remembering every word of this song to this day.

  • jay bernardino
    jay bernardino 2 months ago


  • ehhalilaarh
    ehhalilaarh 2 months ago +33

    damb i feel like a veteran. starting this new decade with this old banger

    SNIPER_DRAGON 25 2 months ago

    What’s funny is that that black beard and kenway were always friends

  • zach sebesta
    zach sebesta 3 months ago

    Anyone in 2019?

  • Rayquaza Δ
    Rayquaza Δ 3 months ago +1


  • Channel: Negative
    Channel: Negative 3 months ago

    here me out Ian might be Kenway

  • David Teshaun McIlwain
    David Teshaun McIlwain 3 months ago

    Ha ha he dye black beard beard too pink nice

  • William maclaine
    William maclaine 3 months ago

    Smosh got weird

  • r3lax_
    r3lax_ 3 months ago

    This song deserves more views

  • infinitÿ //
    infinitÿ // 3 months ago

    I can’t believe I only ever listened to the other song all these years and never listened to this

  • YBN Samoa
    YBN Samoa 3 months ago +1

    I remember when this first came out and people were complaining that Ian was Edward and now people wish for the day that this did come out. I'm not complaining about people's change of opinion but it's nice to see that people can appreciate what Ian and Anthony did together when they were at their peak

    • Edgy meme
      Edgy meme 2 months ago

      YBN Samoa facts bro, I miss this era on RU-clip 😔✊