Flying to Anaheim on 2 hours of sleep

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  • Published on Jul 16, 2019
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    The one thing I learned from this trip to Anaheim was how much of a monopoly Jojo Siwa has on glitter clothing. If there was a small child anywhere in vidcon, she had her hair in a bow and was wearing the sparkliest jacket you could imagine (all from Jojo Siwa's line of loud clothing, of course). I mean, good for her, but isn't it terrifying that there are currently 44 million of her bows out in the wild at the moment? That's insane. She can literally create an army of 5 year olds in glitter uniform. What can I say; the end is near my dudes.
    I mean, I have nothing against the kid; she can keep doing what she's doing. What she has to stop doing though is pretending to be some sick hybrid of Elton John and Freddie Mercury during her live performances:
    - No.
    - Never.
    - Stop it.
    - It smells bad.
    I'm sorry Jojo, but you are not, have never, and never will be either of those singers. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
    Beeswax email: ceddiajoana@gmail.com
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    P.O Box: Now closed
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    With love,
    Jamila Cabello
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Comments • 9 078

  • Tsumugi_aro
    Tsumugi_aro 2 months ago +34607

    She’s not actually in the US for vidcon, she’s in the US for the Area 51 raid

    • Juli Pritchett
      Juli Pritchett 2 days ago

      Update: it’s tomorrow

    • stillcryinq
      stillcryinq 17 days ago

      @Jade M. It's the 21st ;-;

    • Anzu
      Anzu 22 days ago

      Tsumugi_aro oh no

    • Jade M.
      Jade M. 28 days ago

      @Xochitl Valdez
      Lmao I was joking back, my dude.

  • Dxmons hidxout ッ
    Dxmons hidxout ッ 2 hours ago

    Omg the movie Us is so scary I have watched it owo

  • limors
    limors 5 hours ago

    3:04 nice.

  • iTs A mEtApHoR bRiAn
    iTs A mEtApHoR bRiAn 10 hours ago

    What is aritzia

  • Aleena I
    Aleena I 17 hours ago

    F

  • Grace
    Grace 18 hours ago

    F in the chat for the Mimi Microphone.

  • Serina Xavier
    Serina Xavier 22 hours ago

    U r so freaking gorgeous 😍😍😍😍🔥🔥🔥🔥❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • Denise O
    Denise O Day ago

    7:16 i dont know either please tell me

  • Corozal_Kid
    Corozal_Kid Day ago

    Suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling

  • a b d i
    a b d i Day ago

    what happened from 0:44 to 1:15 i legit lost 68% of my brain cells just listening to it

  • Evan Sharp
    Evan Sharp 2 days ago

    JOANA MY AMERICAN EAGLE IS YOUR ARITZIA

  • Mavrick Obrien
    Mavrick Obrien 3 days ago

    You should address all your that's a conversation for another time things, in a video

  • kaemon treadwell
    kaemon treadwell 4 days ago

    I took 10 minutes trying to pause the video at the right time on my phone to be flashed text by John cena that says suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling

  • Lorenzo Castilloveitia

    I feel that the phrase: “It’s from Aritzia!” should be copyrighted and trademarked.

  • The Bohemian Killer Queen

    Let’s exchange Freddie Mercury for Lil Pump!!!!!

  • Joss’ Sketches
    Joss’ Sketches 6 days ago

    Anaheim is a city inside LA so you weren’t wrong 😅😂 also I live in la and I wanted to see you

  • Brigid Richardson
    Brigid Richardson 6 days ago

    Your TED talk was legitness

  • Aima Account
    Aima Account 6 days ago

    that isa tv like burh

  • Arhops
    Arhops 6 days ago

    whats the song at the start

  • De La
    De La 6 days ago +1

    i just got the mini microphone for $4 and i am QUAKING

  • LORENNA GERMAIN
    LORENNA GERMAIN 6 days ago

    No one:
    Not a soul:
    absolutely nobody:
    joana: ItS fRoM aRiTzIa!!

  • Jacy Fang
    Jacy Fang 7 days ago

    "suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling" at the end

  • Krzysztof Sękowski
    Krzysztof Sękowski 7 days ago

    Gib me dis marimba music

  • TFlubonis
    TFlubonis 7 days ago

    12:09 lmao 😂😂😂😂😂

  • Aiiko Gacha
    Aiiko Gacha 8 days ago

    3 hr, 45 mins all the way to Bulgaria... ;-; i’m still in bulgaria😂 I go home 2morrow

  • Cloudy
    Cloudy 8 days ago

    11:50 kicks the camera and wonders why it is falling over

  • Matilda Chick
    Matilda Chick 9 days ago

    12:41

  • Charli Brown
    Charli Brown 9 days ago

    Did it say her name was “joanacompas”

  • Lorenzo Castilloveitia

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Nor even Area 51 aliens:
    Joan Crawford: *orders a salad in a steakhouse*

  • Axel Nack
    Axel Nack 12 days ago

    7:25 that's what my dad said when i was born.

  • OCTRETTA
    OCTRETTA 12 days ago

    IMO, the best timestamps in the video are:
    12:11 for the best "It'S fROm AriTZIa" in the whole video
    1:42 " We walked in ready to RuMBlE!!!" lolol

  • Isabella Eagan
    Isabella Eagan 13 days ago

    lol me seeing if u can see Disneyland from the plane

  • Ellie Watson
    Ellie Watson 13 days ago

    the broccoli has the same texture and consistency as A LOAF OF PAPER

  • Bobbi Smyth
    Bobbi Smyth 13 days ago

    1:08 I heard her say it all and I thought she saw me or something bc I wasn’t watching I was listening while walking and got scared lol

  • Anna Ples
    Anna Ples 14 days ago +1

    I WAS JUST ASSAULTED

  • honey jams
    honey jams 15 days ago

    I got a narrative due first thing at the beginning of my class but Joana is a valid excuse

  • Noreen Morsy
    Noreen Morsy 15 days ago

    First

  • bee hooson
    bee hooson 18 days ago

    Omg joana ceddias name goes with jc caylen

  • Nesma Abdo
    Nesma Abdo 18 days ago

    Joanna is the only person who would go to a steak hose to order a ceaser salad
    Like
    What?

  • Kate Beaulieu
    Kate Beaulieu 18 days ago

    Can Artizia plz sponsor her already

  • ɐʞıɥs ʎɔıds
    ɐʞıɥs ʎɔıds 18 days ago

    suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling

  • onyxgamer -
    onyxgamer - 19 days ago

    Why is she so pretty

  • dolceama sweet
    dolceama sweet 20 days ago +1

    Joana:Also, a quick thank you to Alejandro
    *Lady Gaga fangirls screaming in the back*

  • SAS DL
    SAS DL 20 days ago

    F

  • Sara Bonilla
    Sara Bonilla 21 day ago

    sweety sweety thats a tv

  • Jill Iannetta
    Jill Iannetta 21 day ago +2

    If you’re wondering what it says in the end for a split second,
    It says
    Suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling

  • just me amaya
    just me amaya 22 days ago

    12:41

  • mariana otero
    mariana otero 23 days ago

    12:41 youre welcome

  • Poterhead 9 3/4
    Poterhead 9 3/4 23 days ago

    Joana:Shows BoRhap on the screen
    Queen Fans:AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • sultana hossain
    sultana hossain 23 days ago

    we walked and got ready to ROMBOOOL

  • Caileigh Lott
    Caileigh Lott 23 days ago

    I prefer the right toe vertically on the dry ground called earth thank you and namaste😌🙏

  • Valentina K
    Valentina K 24 days ago

    Are you gonna let the wild bamboozle you?????!?

  • Romina Cooke
    Romina Cooke 24 days ago

    F

  • Ann-L1
    Ann-L1 24 days ago

    F

  • Kitajima Chisato
    Kitajima Chisato 25 days ago +1

    It took me like 3 minutes to read the final message

  • whip and nae nae
    whip and nae nae 25 days ago +1

    Fs in the chat

  • Summer Martin
    Summer Martin 25 days ago

    Here's your avocado tortilla actully its MINE no shut up

  • So that's great
    So that's great 25 days ago +2

    *suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling*

  • FatSardine
    FatSardine 25 days ago +1

    So once I was taking a flight to FT Lauderdale from Soa Paulo, Brazil. anyways, I was sleeping in the plane while this was happening. So, there was a turbulence for 30 minutes (my sister told me cuz she was awake) she told me that the plane was shaking really bad and people were freaking out while I was sleeping with my mouth open, lol, she said that our mom woke up and my mom was sweating and she was squeezing my hand because my mom was really scared, let me say, MY MOM IS NEVER SCARED OF ANYTHING, so I was surprised to hear this tea. But gladly we safely landed in Florida and I have a fun trip. Btw, I ate bread for breakfast in the plane, OoF

  • Anastasia Anderson
    Anastasia Anderson 26 days ago

    Ok so your here for Area 51 nice see you there