Trump’s Senate Impeachment Trial - Day One | The Daily Show

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Comments • 80

  • Galapagos21
    Galapagos21 29 days ago

    🤣hey who is this dude? Dudes HILLARIOUS! 🤣🤣🤣👍🏽

  • sirlancia curry
    sirlancia curry Month ago

    O.J Simpson was guilty (even though his found not guilty), but his guilty...why? White people and mixed sellouts said so.

  • Lanny Yeomans
    Lanny Yeomans Month ago

    they need to impeach your mother for you punkasscoward

  • Spartan_007
    Spartan_007 Month ago

    I would like to bow to all my Democrat politician "friends" out there for helping people open their eyes and make our President more popular, arigato gozaimasu! =^_^=

  • The Satellite
    The Satellite Month ago

    *_i didn't do the research back then_*

  • lynn A
    lynn A Month ago

    I wonder what is that joke "already in bed by Wheel of Fortune" about.

  • Priscilla Jimenez
    Priscilla Jimenez Month ago

    Chuck Schumer 😅

  • Metsfan92
    Metsfan92 Month ago

    It looks like he will be acquitted ru-clip.net/video/k2o81vc7LTU/video.html

  • Catina Carter
    Catina Carter Month ago +1

    Its truly hot mess.... that the Republicans dont wont the truth to come out.. about how crooked trump is.. they dont wont witness that's a mess by itself.. the Republicans dont care about the truth or the American people.. cause if they did they would stand up do what's right for United states... I am going for blue in 2020... cause that's what I am going to do..

  • Farhand 7376
    Farhand 7376 Month ago

    Not funny, trying hard to impress 1 side of the political isle of audiences with gutter politics and more lies, instead of comedy and truth.

  • Marcos Zarate
    Marcos Zarate Month ago

    Not wrong just more correct now Lmmfao luv it

  • Donna S
    Donna S Month ago

    Trump 2020

  • Anne Thorson
    Anne Thorson Month ago

    ALAN Dershowitz....AND......Alexander Lamar....... AND...... mitch asshole McConnell.... . . ARE ALL....... .. Demonic evil....... THEY are also intent at demonic evil - against themselves & against others...... THEY ARE ALL....... fucking psycho paths...... from hell and beyond...... They should ALL....... hang themselves...... and or they should......ALL..... BEG the justice department..... To.... Legally arrest themselves.....and beg the justice department to..... Legally execute themselves.....for......illegally...... Harboring...... The....... Totally....... Treasonous........ Trump....... AND..... AMERICA is now
    finished...... As a once semi great country...... We have the worst economy ever..... With 98 % of all Americans living in poverty....... With an 80% divorce rate...... With diseases everywhere...... ALL UNDER TRUMP..... the worst leader ever..... And the most intentional demonic evil president and demonic evil citizen EVER..... SCARRY AND Sad.... And reflective of all priests and pastors EVERYWHERE..... Who wanted this to happen.... Because they ALL GET EMOTIONALLY HIGH OFF OF DEMONIC Evil...... Again..... America is...... FINISHED...... WOW...... ......YOUR RELIES ARE WELCOMED AT: meetup3333@aol.com

  • Atpeace Makita
    Atpeace Makita Month ago

    "For a guy who shares so much DNA with Turtles..." #Wtf #ImDone #Icant #LMFAOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Leroy Brown
    Leroy Brown Month ago

    More correct?! -Ridiculous.

  • freedom1234573
    freedom1234573 Month ago

    I wish Mitch McConnell was more like David Koch

  • freedom1234573
    freedom1234573 Month ago

    The best abuse for a asshat POS like Dershoshitz is to be belittled and shunned in his own society. Prison is where he belongs but since hes rich that wont happen. But an existence,like OJ, where the elite they like to rub elbows with won't let them even grovel among them anymore. What a shit piece of crap Al is.

  • Rolando Sanchez
    Rolando Sanchez Month ago

    I am guapo

  • Rolando Sanchez
    Rolando Sanchez Month ago

    Aaaa
    /

  • Lady Idoun
    Lady Idoun Month ago

    Honestly Trump should be a clown lmao

  • Lady Idoun
    Lady Idoun Month ago

    1:22 okay the way he says abuse of power is not a crime? wow... what is this dude iq?

  • j rey
    j rey Month ago

    ? Bernie commercial preceding impeachment trial episode `asking a small favor' misplaced or incredibly poor timing considering `U Crane' stuff

  • BulgadariXR
    BulgadariXR 2 months ago

    Remember leftist, the president does not serve at the pleasure of Congress. If you make subjective arguments for abuse of power you can kiss co equal branches of government goodbye. You also can't change the rules during a presidential term which democrats did.
    By the way, no one is admitting to abuse of power. They are saying that abuse of power is not defined and therefore cannot be grounds for impeachment.

  • True Black Knight
    True Black Knight 2 months ago

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's a shame that going into politics and law you have to deal with so much corruption the people will sacrifice truth and justice just for a bigger paycheckeverybody on the Republican team know Trump is doing something wrong why they're trying to play these gamesyou can't say something for one president and then when the next president do the same thing as a totally different process 💯😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓

  • senni bgon
    senni bgon 2 months ago +9

    “I wasn’t wrong, I’m just more correct now.” I’m gonna try that with my wife tonight. If you never see anymore comments from me, then you know how that went.

  • FlamingCrystal Alchemist

    Republicans are hypocrites they didn’t do this with bill Clinton now there saying congress is not above the law damn they get arrested if they move hilarious 😂

  • bouytt guyt
    bouytt guyt 2 months ago +3

    "I wasn't wrong, I'm just far more correct now." This is some professional-level BS. Gonna steal this one and see how many people I can troll with it.

  • Mark Smith
    Mark Smith 2 months ago

    The trial Presentation on 1/27 of Dershowitz knocked it out of the park, the Presidents defense- tonight's(1/27) last speaker. If ya watch him & listen and still believe the lie of Obstruction of Congress & Abuse of Power, you're deaf & blind!

    • senni bgon
      senni bgon 2 months ago

      2:12 Jeffery got a laugh out of that ridiculous statement. 2:19 Poor guy can't get a word in edgewise.

  • Paper St.
    Paper St. 2 months ago

    How funny is it that they actually have to have rules, that force the Senators to actually DO THEIR GODDAMN JOB! Why am I paying these arseholes? Seriously? Think about it. So many of their constituents either work 8 to 16 hr days, or can't pay for medication, and cannot sleep...are sick, suffering, for lack of adequate medical care. No molars, can't can't eat right, out of work. Some are worried about family members in detention...
    These assholes. These, "elected officials", can't be bothered to Do Their Goddamn Jobs.
    I hope that they sleep well. Selling out the people that the purportedly represent.
    Lyin, weak ass pieces of crap.
    I swear. I was far more correct, back in 1988, when I ran around in a sharpie-made "LICK BUSH IN 88", tee-shirt. At least an 18 year old is honest.
    I kinda feel like you Still can't trust anyone over 30. Maybe, it's more like, under 30% disapproval...

  • andy anderson
    andy anderson 2 months ago

    this is why I dont watch the daily show with trevor noah or CNN lmao

  • Paper St.
    Paper St. 2 months ago

    Dershowitz personifies the lawyer as Lamprey.

  • Jaren C
    Jaren C 2 months ago

    That’s up there with alternative facts.

  • Demetrio Talavera
    Demetrio Talavera 2 months ago

    This is a bunch of bulshit

  • William Perez
    William Perez 2 months ago

    This show is so entertaining, funny and correct! 💛💜

  • Mo 7
    Mo 7 2 months ago

    The Palestinian robbery is hidden behind the impeachment... No one is paying attention..

  • hiltjemar _
    hiltjemar _ 2 months ago

    Far more correct; alternative facts... guess trumpishness is contatious

  • BigD
    BigD 2 months ago

    you know whats sad.. we watch the fact that SCHIFF alone has lied so many times and this .. NOAH says nothing. These people really don't care or love America. "head on a pike".. another out right LIE... ask Schiff face to face WHO said this to you.. Schiff WILL NEVER EVER say. And This also Noah says nothing

    Watch what happens in a few months when AMERICA sees these guys for what they have been doing since 2016

  • seeni gzty
    seeni gzty 2 months ago

    "wasn't wrong before, more correct now" that is quite a sentence

  • Lena Zzzz
    Lena Zzzz 2 months ago

    BLESS MR PRESIDENT TRUMP,,,we pray for you everyday,,, TODAY nazist call themselves democrat,,,nazi circus..YAWOL,,

  • Magick Power
    Magick Power 2 months ago

    I'm questioning that accent you have going on?

  • Morgan VS The Internet
    Morgan VS The Internet 2 months ago

    Omg is like they’re taking the SATs. No phone or you’ll go to jail.

    • seeni gzty
      seeni gzty 2 months ago

      This is what you call affirmative action common core education at its finest. It appears the republican's are wiping the floor with democrat ass now.

  • Julie Schultz
    Julie Schultz 2 months ago

    2:12 Jeffery got a laugh out of that ridiculous statement.

    2:19 Poor guy can't get a word in edgewise.

  • butti fdft
    butti fdft 2 months ago

    "wasn't wrong before, more correct now" that is quite a sentence

  • RadiantOne
    RadiantOne 2 months ago

    MORE FAKE NEWS

  • Michael Carpenter
    Michael Carpenter 2 months ago

    Does Trevor know he shares the same birthday as Moscow Mitch

  • Ashura Dragosani
    Ashura Dragosani 2 months ago

    "I am not wrong, just more correct.." There is another statement to counter that stupid line, "A rose by any other name..."

    • butti fdft
      butti fdft 2 months ago

      "wasn't wrong before, more correct now" that is quite a sentence

  • Dithi Hasnat
    Dithi Hasnat 2 months ago +3

    Also imagine that people didn’t vote Hillary because she was a woman
    And know I bet they are feeling real proud of their decision

    • JAMES WHITT
      JAMES WHITT 2 months ago

      Dithi, some of us didn't vote for Hillary because she's a vile, vulgar, hateful lying, treasonous anti-family, anti-business criminal skank that deserves a long prison sentence.
      I mean...that was MY reason. She sucks as a HUMAN.
      Stop with the "oh poor me, I'm a woman" thing. It's pathetic.
      Hugs and kisses!

  • Dithi Hasnat
    Dithi Hasnat 2 months ago +1

    All the dislikes are Trump’s crew 😂
    Trump be yelling at his phone and Trevor be thanking him for the content 🤝
    Take that Trump

  • BVOyoung Carter bands
    BVOyoung Carter bands 2 months ago

    I just took the Mock state at school and I noticed no difference from the rules there and the rules in the trial

  • Goodim Glad
    Goodim Glad 2 months ago

    Jury duty is not a joke. Can't have your phone or skip off to pee. Jury only convicts 30%

  • Glendaly Gascot
    Glendaly Gascot 2 months ago

    They need to show the audio of trump saying get rid of her, take her out about yovanavitch to parnas. Also show texts of parnas, saying name your price to trump and Giuliani as he was stalking yovanavitch and gave away her secure location and her security detail info. It seemed like he was doing that because he couldn’t implement the extortion scheme while she was the ambassador.

  • Major Henry L.
    Major Henry L. 2 months ago

    This Impeachment is great! Trump will surely get re elected now. You People have alienated Independents and made the Democrats look more and more power hungry

  • Cats In Superposition
    Cats In Superposition 2 months ago

    ru-clip.net/video/tqqwTgk8ri0/video.html

  • Jenna
    Jenna 2 months ago

    Disney’s Anastasia... In the dark of the night.

    In the dark of the night I was tossing and turning
    And the nightmare I had was as bad as can be
    It scared me out of my wits
    A corpse falling to bits!
    Then I opened my eyes
    And the nightmare was, me
    I was once the most mystical man in all Russia
    When the royals betrayed me they mad a mistake
    My curse made each of them pay
    But one little girl got away
    Little Anya, beware
    Rasputin's awake
    In the dark of the night evil will find her
    In the dark of the night just before dawn!
    Revenge will be sweet
    When the curse is complete
    In the dark of the night
    She'll be gone
    I can feel that my powers are slowly returning
    Tie my sash and a dash of cologne for that smell
    As the Pieces fall into place
    I'll see her crawl into place
    Do Svidaniya, Anya, Your Grace
    Farewell
    In the dark…

  • Felix the cat of usa
    Felix the cat of usa 2 months ago

    Memin Pingin, una comica satira de tiempo atras. Jess

  • Shane Funk
    Shane Funk 2 months ago

    This is what you call affirmative action common core education at its finest. It appears the republican's are wiping the floor with democrat ass now.

  • Tony Winstead
    Tony Winstead 2 months ago

    oh look it's the Soros slave

  • sooperheep
    sooperheep 2 months ago

    wow this show has really gone to shit after john stewart

  • Prakash Sankaran
    Prakash Sankaran 2 months ago

    The Trevor show is not funny anymore now that he has become so politically motivated.

  • juan carlos rodriguez cedrez

    LOOK EUROPE IS NOT SOCIALISM NOBODY IS EQUAL THE RICH AND THE POORS ONLY

  • dcoog anml
    dcoog anml 2 months ago

    "wasn't wrong before, more correct now" that is quite a sentence

  • Iko Clemente
    Iko Clemente 2 months ago

    You are funny. You need to go back to kindergarten,

  • TheAmbushkilla
    TheAmbushkilla 2 months ago +1

    "I wasn't wrong, I'm just far more correct now." This is some professional-level BS. Gonna steal this one and see how many people I can troll with it.

  • Cristian Napoleon
    Cristian Napoleon 2 months ago

    He’s just more correct now 😂

    • dcoog anml
      dcoog anml 2 months ago

      "I wasn't wrong. Just that I'm far more correct now". That's how I will explain my new answer to my teacher.

  • Derek Murphy
    Derek Murphy 2 months ago +1

    I used too like the late night talk shows...

    Thought most of them were un-bias and took the comedy from both sides. Reemed into the republican party and made ONE joke about Pelosi playing kickball outside (in reference too the 12 hour sessions) and did not look at anything the dems said all day.

    And no - I am not a republican -- I am an independent voter.

    Every one is just paid by their executives to please their parent companies. Not informative nor comical.

    • Derek Murphy
      Derek Murphy 2 months ago

      ​@Jäger Bum
      I just assume all the laugh tracks are there too make it seem funny because it lacks substance - because I did not laugh once.
      I get a better laugh watching CNN's content as is (with no laugh track).

      Glad too see someone agrees opposed to commenting "My answers are more correct."

    • Jäger Bum
      Jäger Bum 2 months ago +1

      Derek Murphy the late nights shows are garbage now. All they do is talk about trump evvveerrry time, its so boring and repetitive. If they didn’t have a laugh track this stuff would be even worse

  • Waggish Sagacity
    Waggish Sagacity 2 months ago

    If we didn't have Trevor in these dark days, we'd have to invent him. Thanks a bunch, Trevor: You Rock! BTW: I wasn't wrong to say previously that you were 'very good,' I'm just more correct when I say now that 'You Rock!'

  • Eddie Jones
    Eddie Jones 2 months ago +1

    This guy is a cock smoker and not funny at all. Best President ever !!!!!!

  • Emily Gg
    Emily Gg 2 months ago

    Now you know why all the students from Harvard University they are brainwashed wtf

  • Vince Norman
    Vince Norman 2 months ago

    Reality: Democrats under Obama sent all the American jobs to China and beyond over a period of eight years, Trump brought them back in three years. If Trump had run and won in 2008 our national debt would not have risen by $8.588 trillion, after his first term it would have shrunk. This is the big worry for the Democrats as they fade away. There's no similar candidate to beat that record. This impeachment is just a bump in the road for American progress, and for Trump. This is no reflection on Obama, he was too young and inexperienced in world economic dealings. Plus he inherited the subprime mortgage fiasco.

  • Robinsinpost
    Robinsinpost 2 months ago

    I am not wrong.
    I am just less right.
    Thanks Dershowitz . This will come in handy later in life defending my actions.

  • Matthew Ortiz
    Matthew Ortiz 2 months ago +1

    The Red publicans and Trumpski need to be imprisoned..

  • lasonya maldonado
    lasonya maldonado 2 months ago

    Im gonna use that if I get stopped
    Cop; are you drunk
    me; no, I'm more sober now

  • ally enright
    ally enright 2 months ago

    The Senate isn’t going to save Trump. This is just the beginning.

  • TopoChico
    TopoChico 2 months ago

    Why would anyone get political advice from Comedy Central?

  • John Jewel
    John Jewel 2 months ago

    This is a side of Logic that is going to help Trump get re elected

  • Matt Miller
    Matt Miller 2 months ago

    Peachmints! Ya gots ta gibs me Peachmints!

  • Kyle Werth
    Kyle Werth 2 months ago

    The dems failure is now complete. thanks nancy and schiff for 5 more years of Trump. MAGA

  • The Other Side
    The Other Side 2 months ago +1

    "I wasn't wrong. Just that I'm far more correct now".
    That's how I will explain my new answer to my teacher.

  • Maria-Fernanda
    Maria-Fernanda 2 months ago

    Knowing now, what has been going on during these hearings... wow.

  • Frank Roth
    Frank Roth 2 months ago +1

    Kids watch this show kids just tweet they don't vote