Half Off - Cyanide & Happiness Shorts

  • Published on Apr 18, 2019
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    Created By: Rob DenBleyker, Kris Wilson, Dave McElfatrick
    Written & Directed By: Mike Salcedo, Connor Murphy
    Voice Actors:
    Mike Salcedo - Half Off Oscar
    Connor Murphy - Customer
    Animation Director: Bill Jones
    Animation: Kris Behr, Seth Gordon
    Character Design: Jerald Lewis, Connor Murphy
    Background Art: Connor Murphy, Elizabeth Del Rosario
    Animatic: Connor Murphy
    Editor: Taylor Ransom
    Sound Editor/Mixer: Ben Governale
    Sound Design/Foley: Nic Federle, Ben Governale
    Music: Steve Lehmann
    Produced By: Adam Nusrallah
    Production Manager: Explosm - Autumn Soeder
    Production Assistant: Michael Stewart, Lorraine Bett
    *addendum: Kate Gerry - Broots Waymb's Adopted Ward
    #comedy #satire #cyanideandhappiness
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Comments • 4 528

  • Podzilla
    Podzilla 3 hours ago

    Half-off Oscar vs. Phil Swift

  • Crash Factory
    Crash Factory 7 hours ago

    Cuts everything
    Guy: you never cut my 10

  • C. A. J. S 99
    C. A. J. S 99 15 hours ago

    Thanos would like to know your location

  • MC Dexpo
    MC Dexpo 16 hours ago

    *thanos taking notes*

  • Samuel Velasco
    Samuel Velasco 17 hours ago

    Let's cut your subscribers in half

  • Devon Island
    Devon Island Day ago

    So basically the full commercial is 4 minutes long.

  • Sean Landen Lalawai-kaawa

    This guy could defeat thanos😂

  • grubgames subscribe!


  • Glaze Luis
    Glaze Luis Day ago

    Im not sure shaggy csn beat him

  • Nix
    Nix Day ago

    This guy vs Saitama

  • DracoNick
    DracoNick Day ago

    If only I had half his power

  • Susan Martinez
    Susan Martinez Day ago +1

    End game doy

  • Esau Gonzalez
    Esau Gonzalez Day ago

    Now what if we double everything?

  • Robert Ferguson
    Robert Ferguson Day ago

    Thanos & phil swift: *sweats profusely*

  • 8 - bit Hero
    8 - bit Hero Day ago

    Half a price... 😉

  • Edgario. io
    Edgario. io Day ago

    Black Thanos, Blanos

  • Abel Binyam
    Abel Binyam Day ago

    I wonder if half off Oscar has any kids

  • 다스호른
    다스호른 Day ago

    Thanos : "I LIKE THIS ONE."

  • EnoGaming YT
    EnoGaming YT 2 days ago

    Half off INTENSIFIES

    Edit: Cause I cant do bold letters

  • Nancy Murray
    Nancy Murray 2 days ago

    I heard this guy and thanos are good friends

  • Trenton Gregory
    Trenton Gregory 2 days ago

    This is one of the best shorts in a while!!

  • AP1704 _
    AP1704 _ 2 days ago

    i lost my shit when he cut the atom

  • Spice Daddy
    Spice Daddy 2 days ago

    1:14 really makes me happy

  • Lee Kee
    Lee Kee 2 days ago


  • young trouble 13
    young trouble 13 2 days ago

    Tea is just gay coffee

  • Kobe Pantel
    Kobe Pantel 2 days ago

    Did they make the part where one of the twins are supposed to die in the separation

  • Luca Costa
    Luca Costa 2 days ago

    thanos: i killed half the universe with a snap
    saleman: thats cute, cuts thanos in half

  • Potatony Spaghettony
    Potatony Spaghettony 2 days ago +1

    *"there is no limit to my power"*
    Cuts thanos in half

  • Potatony Spaghettony
    Potatony Spaghettony 2 days ago +1

    Will you cut my virginity in half?

  • Meme Explorer
    Meme Explorer 2 days ago

    Thanos would be proud

  • Tony Stark
    Tony Stark 2 days ago +1

    Cut your life--> Half-Life (game)

  • Doylgaafs
    Doylgaafs 2 days ago

    I think that we've just got a Thanos of Cyanide & Happiness cinematic universe.
    It's time for Middle Man to assemble a team.

  • Lawren Cen
    Lawren Cen 3 days ago

    *L* *O* *L*

  • Scott’s Air
    Scott’s Air 3 days ago

    Thanos orgin story

  • ReplayTSL
    ReplayTSL 3 days ago

    Half-off Oscar vs. Shaggy
    Place your bets

  • shakir johnson
    shakir johnson 3 days ago +2

    Am i the only one whos noticed that his ties cut in half 🤔

  • Lenora Mcadory
    Lenora Mcadory 3 days ago +1

    think your channel is too low


  • Ben Peacock
    Ben Peacock 3 days ago

    Top 10 people who can kill thanos

  • Thanos you will get snapped put of existence

    I think this dude would beat me with my gauntlet

  • Tom
    Tom 3 days ago

    Hey! I could swear that this video was 4:14 seconds long before!! What happened?

  • Abel Binyam
    Abel Binyam 3 days ago


  • Russell Cloa
    Russell Cloa 3 days ago

    This guy makes thanos look old news

  • Omega Alpha
    Omega Alpha 3 days ago

    “Too many people in the universe? I cut it in half!”--Thanos

  • Onyx Wolf
    Onyx Wolf 3 days ago

    This guy deserves a series, unfortunately he would cut it in half.

  • Kitten Jibanyan
    Kitten Jibanyan 3 days ago

    1:12 he had us in the first part, not gonna lie

  • Michael Amicay
    Michael Amicay 3 days ago

    You think this comment is too long?!


  • Dragon Fruit
    Dragon Fruit 4 days ago

    Top 10 characters who could defeat thanos with the infinity gauntlet in seconds

  • ben21
    ben21 4 days ago

    Thanos? Is that you?

  • Titanic The titan
    Titanic The titan 4 days ago

    Watch to 1:06
    To make sure you watched half the video

  • CroLanix
    CroLanix 4 days ago

    There is a limit.

  • Random Twig
    Random Twig 4 days ago +1


  • Ian Meyer Marietta
    Ian Meyer Marietta 4 days ago

    Population too big? Snap it in half!

  • Jonathan Bjørn Lobach 7X Virupskolen

    Think this comment is to long.
    I cu

  • Alpha Mega Fire Folf The Guardian

    I'm also surprised that no ones taking about the captions.

  • Alpha Mega Fire Folf The Guardian

    How the hell were the conjoined twins able to put on those operation clothes!?

  • Spicy taco 59
    Spicy taco 59 4 days ago

    Only he can defeat thanos

  • Družina iz podruma
    Družina iz podruma 4 days ago

    It's the episode of spongebob where Patrick went crazy everybody?

  • 《LEAD》 ¿
    《LEAD》 ¿ 5 days ago

    Hey i want to see the full comercial not half

  • Tumult
    Tumult 5 days ago

    I heard the short was actually supposed to be double the length that it is now.

  • Gavin boyd
    Gavin boyd 5 days ago

    1:49 Thanos snapped

  • Tim Akinyede
    Tim Akinyede 5 days ago

    This guy is Phil Swift and Thanos in one

  • Dr. Death
    Dr. Death 5 days ago

    Don’t like it? CUT IT IN HALF!

  • 24alex64
    24alex64 5 days ago

    This video except everytime it ends, it loops back and plays half of the previous play.

  • YaBoiRat
    YaBoiRat 5 days ago

    What would happen if he fought Thanos with the 6 stones?

  • DinoDude00
    DinoDude00 5 days ago +1

    What song it that playing in the back ground it sounds awesome.

  • edirin otuburun
    edirin otuburun 5 days ago

    Think your taxes are too much? CUT IT IN HALF😂

  • anantha padmanabhan
    anantha padmanabhan 5 days ago


  • SkyBeing R.W
    SkyBeing R.W 5 days ago

    The next thanos is here...

  • Shadow Black
    Shadow Black 5 days ago

    The song is cool, where'd you get it?

  • Fabian Yong
    Fabian Yong 5 days ago

    Thanos in a nutshell

  • Shan Bull
    Shan Bull 5 days ago


  • Cameron Meade
    Cameron Meade 6 days ago

    Oscar is *inevitable*

  • spark plug
    spark plug 6 days ago +1

    Thanos needs the gontlet. This guy needs his hands

  • null
    null 6 days ago

    The ending is what happened after thanos did it

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  • Josh Lucas
    Josh Lucas 6 days ago

    This is how infinity war really ended

  • Brett Menna
    Brett Menna 6 days ago +1

    Well he did it 😳

  • Liam da Lemon!
    Liam da Lemon! 6 days ago +2


    please reply or like if you get the reference

  • Ronald Smalley
    Ronald Smalley 6 days ago

    Shaggy in a nutshell

  • Science Pug
    Science Pug 6 days ago

    This video was once 4:24 but he CUT IT IN *HALF*

  • Rocco Paulmeno
    Rocco Paulmeno 6 days ago +1

    This guy may be more powerful than thanos since he literally cut HALF of the universe

  • Kyle K
    Kyle K 6 days ago

    I feel like this short was half assed...

  • PutridFoe 65
    PutridFoe 65 6 days ago

    _In haaaaaaaaaaaaalf!_

  • CoCo LoCo
    CoCo LoCo 6 days ago


  • Domonick Euston
    Domonick Euston 6 days ago +1

    good thing he doesn't run a orphanage

  • Nafisa Radhanpurwala

    Anyone schrodingers cat relates ?

  • Tropical Shores
    Tropical Shores 6 days ago

    Thanos as a salesman

  • Char
    Char 6 days ago

    I cut the commercial in half (56 seconds) and i didnt get an easter egg, im disappointed

  • Vasp 19
    Vasp 19 6 days ago

    He is much stronger than thanos and dark seid

  • Youness Elaroussi
    Youness Elaroussi 6 days ago

    he probably impales people king crimson style too.

  • Dr. House
    Dr. House 6 days ago


  • David Potts
    David Potts 6 days ago

    But why wasn’t the guy at the end cut in half?

  • Hynek Borůvka
    Hynek Borůvka 7 days ago


  • Zachary Hartsel
    Zachary Hartsel 7 days ago

    1:35 endgame in a nutshell

  • Mashiro 73
    Mashiro 73 7 days ago

    Looks like the pillow doesn't cut to half

  • xd Passive1185
    xd Passive1185 7 days ago

    so the video was gonna be 4mins and 22s but he cut it in half

  • heart music
    heart music 7 days ago

    Why is he a full Oscar and not in half?

  • Denver Angelo L. Urmatam

    Thanos vs Half Off Oscar

    comment down below who won

    • Liam da Lemon!
      Liam da Lemon! 6 days ago +1

      in half oscar cut an atom and destroyed half of the universe with his bare hands! even if he lost the fight at least in half would kill him HALFWAY!

  • Horror Studios
    Horror Studios 8 days ago

    Looks like he half the whole universe other than thanos he only half of the living creatures.

  • The Person
    The Person 8 days ago

    Stŕonger than Thanos