Half Off - Cyanide & Happiness Shorts

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  • Published on Apr 18, 2019
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    Created By: Rob DenBleyker, Kris Wilson, Dave McElfatrick
    Written & Directed By: Mike Salcedo, Connor Murphy
    Voice Actors:
    Mike Salcedo - Half Off Oscar
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    Animation Director: Bill Jones
    Animation: Kris Behr, Seth Gordon
    Character Design: Jerald Lewis, Connor Murphy
    Background Art: Connor Murphy, Elizabeth Del Rosario
    Animatic: Connor Murphy
    Editor: Taylor Ransom
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    Sound Design/Foley: Nic Federle, Ben Governale
    Music: Steve Lehmann
    Produced By: Adam Nusrallah
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    *addendum: Kate Gerry - Broots Waymb's Adopted Ward
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Comments • 5 856

  • Biniam Gaming
    Biniam Gaming 6 hours ago

    Instant classic

  • Conner Heise
    Conner Heise Day ago

    Want my money
    CUT IT IN HALF

  • Cameron Clark
    Cameron Clark Day ago

    Had to play this video at half speed couldn't understand it

  • Light IKariOfficial
    Light IKariOfficial 2 days ago +1

    This is the best ad

  • Paul W
    Paul W 2 days ago

    Dude that riff!

  • Ghostie -Justin-
    Ghostie -Justin- 4 days ago

    THERE IS NO LIMIT TO MY POWER

  • Lesolan
    Lesolan 5 days ago

    Need more of that badass music.

  • Mr Waffles
    Mr Waffles 5 days ago

    I cut it in ha-
    PLEASE STAND BY
    🌝
    PLEASE STAND BY

  • Ghost Mayor
    Ghost Mayor 6 days ago

    He had to have taken a lot of karate class

  • Lea Skondin
    Lea Skondin 6 days ago +1

    Cut it half off!

  • Gianluca Sugastti
    Gianluca Sugastti 6 days ago

    Dont have enough time to watch the video cut in in half until 1:06

  • NUUB 79368
    NUUB 79368 6 days ago +1

    It sad
    Hellgate

  • Servin Nineteen
    Servin Nineteen 6 days ago

    Too Much Garbage in the oceans?


    C U T I N H A L F

  • ren Xy
    ren Xy 7 days ago +1

    Thanos approves of this video

  • racoons Martin
    racoons Martin 7 days ago

    They took 72000 on the price of the t.v

  • Erica Chuah
    Erica Chuah 7 days ago

    Thanos cut the universe in half

  • McNuggets
    McNuggets 8 days ago

    Now the universe is perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

  • MIke Elshire
    MIke Elshire 9 days ago

    Thanks: I will cut the galaxy'slaxy's population in half.
    Oscar: hold my beer
    Proceeds to cut entire galaxy in half

  • Cameron Hernandez
    Cameron Hernandez 9 days ago

    Half Off Oscar is Thanos confirmed

  • Mermaid Boy
    Mermaid Boy 9 days ago +1

    Originally, this video was 4 minutes and 24 seconds long

  • Piece Of Peace
    Piece Of Peace 9 days ago

    So since this is only half of the video, where can I find the full version?

  • Game Krave
    Game Krave 9 days ago

    1:40 that is *_actually_* a terrifying thought right there...

  • Noodle Bagz3k
    Noodle Bagz3k 9 days ago

    Population growing to fast?


    *C U T I T I N H A L F*

  • Koolio Person
    Koolio Person 9 days ago

    He would be good at a cake shop/bakery...

  • fleet__admiral__derp
    fleet__admiral__derp 10 days ago

    he must be stopped

  • Angelina Dash
    Angelina Dash 10 days ago

    Knowing how cyanide and happiness loves to make puns, I ALREADY KNEW they didn't just mean cut in half FIGURATIVELY, BUT LITERALLY! X'D.
    ALSO, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU LITERALLY CUT THE EARTH IN HALF?!? HE MUST HAVE THE POWER OF THANOS! X'DDDDDD

  • Benjamin Peck
    Benjamin Peck 10 days ago

    Think this video is to long, Cut it in half!

  • Evan Starevil
    Evan Starevil 11 days ago

    This is pretty much Thanos

  • Dre The Kidd
    Dre The Kidd 11 days ago

    So this video is actually 4 minutes and 24 seconds long?


    Neat.

  • Soul Lord
    Soul Lord 11 days ago

    1:29 me when I take a dump

  • Aryan Ahmed
    Aryan Ahmed 11 days ago +2

    This video would have been 4:24 BUT THEY CUT IT IN HALF!

  • GringoGaming
    GringoGaming 11 days ago

    “Cut it in half!”
    *Top ten haunting words before disaster*

  • Aaron Canese
    Aaron Canese 12 days ago

    THIS COMMENT SECTION IS TOO LONG. CUT IT IN HALF!!!!!!

  • I Is Eli
    I Is Eli 12 days ago +1

    This man seems a little.... Off.

  • American Steel
    American Steel 12 days ago

    I watched this in 2x the speed to cut the time of the vid in half

  • Фотихбек Отабоев

    I need his store in my city

  • l o o k a t m y p r o f i l e p i c t u r e

    Phil swift arch nemesis

  • R F
    R F 12 days ago

    He is one talented surgeon

  • screw the rules I have green hair

    Cut it in half

  • Ter Hun
    Ter Hun 12 days ago

    I would like to the other HALF of this ad

  • Jadams
    Jadams 13 days ago

    He must be in the gym for yeas

  • Pavito y la ctm
    Pavito y la ctm 13 days ago +1

    No jojo related coment???... za hando.. no?

  • Lil Marshmallow
    Lil Marshmallow 13 days ago

    Too Long Comment?
    CUT IN HALF!

  • MrMadnessHero
    MrMadnessHero 13 days ago

    Finally found someone who can beat saitama 😎 lol

  • danishy girl
    danishy girl 13 days ago

    He looks like he's gonna slap someone

  • Luimovie
    Luimovie 13 days ago +1

    Can you...

    Cut my life in half?

  • Vincent Gonzalez
    Vincent Gonzalez 14 days ago

    the federal government can reassemble damaged money for you fyi

  • Jk Jk
    Jk Jk 14 days ago

    *THERE IS NO LIMIT TO MY POWER*

  • Joe 140
    Joe 140 14 days ago

    The real Thanos

  • KrisGames07
    KrisGames07 14 days ago +1

    *He predicted Thanos*

  • Dipper
    Dipper 14 days ago

    I'm surprised someone had bought the universe for half price. I thought it could've been into many pieces like that television before someone buys it.

  • Chris This
    Chris This 14 days ago +1

    Thats where all the 100degree knife challenges came from
    They just wanted to be like oscar

  • 핫도그
    핫도그 14 days ago

    My high grades
    Teacher: *I'LL CUT IN HALF*

  • Feniowsky
    Feniowsky 14 days ago

    Th-th-Thanos?

  • Mr. dark man
    Mr. dark man 14 days ago

    He had to gain customers by cuttin'. Yall know who im referencing

  • James Maine
    James Maine 14 days ago

    set playback speed to 2x in order to cut the time watching in half

  • Nitesh Sawant
    Nitesh Sawant 14 days ago +1

    Let's comment be cut ....

  • jamall Marshall
    jamall Marshall 15 days ago

    This remind me of a rick and more episode lol

  • Aditya Fadte
    Aditya Fadte 15 days ago

    What if... the Thing which you are about to cut in half is in odd number???

    • Jaedon McDonald
      Jaedon McDonald 12 days ago

      Doesn’t matter. Half of 3 is 1.5. Half of 7 is 3.5.