• Published on Feb 15, 2015
  • Dan helps me on a quest to find a MILK SUBSTITUTE. Also I tell you about the angriest man ever.
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Comments • 16 483

  • Zella Lin
    Zella Lin 11 days ago

    what about coconut milk

  • Unicorngaming 87
    Unicorngaming 87 25 days ago

    Dan: description
    Phil: uhhh ahhh laaaaaaa
    Me: best description ever!

  • Ruby Is Radioactive

    "are we recreating the milk fic or something?"

  • renée g
    renée g Month ago

    pre-fringe fringe on angry pete

  • t
    t Month ago

    I wonder if said lactose intolerance is why Phil doesn’t like cheese 👀

  • LMSPetRescue
    LMSPetRescue Month ago

    Ben and Jerry’s vegan ice cream is the bestttt btw 😂❤️ they thought I was lactose intolerant for years and it tastes just like real ice cream

  • Alisha Gurumukhi
    Alisha Gurumukhi Month ago

    Oh my god Daniel 'aren't nuts nice' Howell shut UPPPP LMAOOO

  • Maria Fazio
    Maria Fazio Month ago

    There's so many things I want to say about this video, but when any why did the draw Phil naked segment stop? I don't remember there being an end point.

  • Red The Dog
    Red The Dog Month ago

    “Everything I love has milk in it!!!”
    Me: ......... Ryan Ross?

  • Xiao-Luna
    Xiao-Luna Month ago

    I made the mistake of eating cereal while watching this

  • Lumpy space Pricess

    Got Milk gone to a whole new level.

  • Lumpy space Pricess

    Got Milk gone to a whole new level.

  • sami Tzanavaris
    sami Tzanavaris Month ago


  • Elena Martinez
    Elena Martinez Month ago

    My milk fic brings all the girls to the net and they’re like it’s making me wet damn right it’s making you wet~beebo urine

  • Lisa Stan
    Lisa Stan Month ago

    All those comments are freaking out about the milk fic and I'm just sat here wondering wether he actually swore or beeped his pauses idk

  • Untalented_Artist :3

    Dan should have said something like “EXCUSE ME dO yOu knOW wHo I aM”

  • kria allison
    kria allison Month ago

    Phil. Cheese, my innocent child. Cheese.

  • Amy Rose lilleker-forman

    'The only natural milk is the one from your mams boob' ~ Dan Howell
    'Are we recreating the milk fic ?'~also Dan Howell

  • ThePhandomNeedsJesus
    ThePhandomNeedsJesus Month ago +1

    This is what I signed up for ladies and gents

  • The Ruby Gamer
    The Ruby Gamer Month ago

    Phil if ur seeing this(which ur not)try rice milk it’s tastes amazing and it has a slightly sweet after taste and comes sweetened, classic, and enriched (my fav brand is rice dream) hopefully u try it if u see this if u don’t I’ll be disappointed jk ILY vids 🤗🍚🥛

  • Dani
    Dani Month ago

    Dan saying “Excuse me” is my religion

  • dan the big p.p man

    I have peanut butter that has no nuts in it

  • Hana Doyle
    Hana Doyle Month ago

    Did phil just censor "quacksack?" 😂😂😂

  • Hilary Willhoite
    Hilary Willhoite 2 months ago

    Phil: Will you be my milk assistant?
    Dan: Excuse me? What are we doing, creating the milk fic?
    Me: *Vietnam flashbacks*

  • Willow W
    Willow W 2 months ago

    Silk brand almond milk is the only acceptable milk

  • Laura Lettau
    Laura Lettau 2 months ago

    what are we doing, recreating the milk fic or something?

  • katy_girl 106
    katy_girl 106 2 months ago

    *PTSD war flashbacks*
    *rocking back and forth in a dark corner in an abandoned building*
    RyAN WaS KnEeLinG iN A BaTHTub

  • QuodEstDenisse
    QuodEstDenisse 2 months ago +1

    *FUN FACT* in argentina, the name Pete can translate directly to blowjob :p

  • a rat
    a rat 2 months ago

    “are we recreating the milk fic?”


    (yes i’m still here)

  • Crystal Wolcott
    Crystal Wolcott 2 months ago

    Almond milk is bad for the environment. It's not sustainable.

  • Nazia Bhuyain
    Nazia Bhuyain 2 months ago

    Petition to go maul Grumpy Pete for being mean to Phil?

  • Rachel Nelson
    Rachel Nelson 2 months ago +1

    2:25 :o

  • Ashley Highland
    Ashley Highland 2 months ago

    As a representative of the vegan fans, I'm gonna need a part 2 with cashew milk, oat milk, coconut milk, banana milk, etc.

  • Layyah Loves Mafuyu
    Layyah Loves Mafuyu 2 months ago +1

    2:28 DAN WTF

  • Trash Can Of Doom
    Trash Can Of Doom 2 months ago

    They both know what the milk fic is and are disgusted by it i-

  • Ava Ferris
    Ava Ferris 2 months ago +2

    Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub

  • when i see a macaroon, i floor it

    ryan was kneeling in the bathtub

  • Valerie Chin
    Valerie Chin 2 months ago +2

    “Ah-mond”, says Phil. **wait isn’t it ALMOND?**

  • Savannah Toms
    Savannah Toms 2 months ago

    Try vanilla almond milk. It tastes like vanilla ice cream

  • Savannah Toms
    Savannah Toms 2 months ago

    Almond milk is the best. I can drink normal milk but I don't because I think it's gross

  • Quail
    Quail 2 months ago

    Ah yEs dan is now the one kneeling in the bathtub

  • Jackie
    Jackie 2 months ago

    0:13 was dan singing the flower duet from lakme?

  • Sarah Rink
    Sarah Rink 2 months ago +1

    i bet angry pete was a homophobe

  • Inside Ari
    Inside Ari 2 months ago

    Everyone in my family is lactose intolerant except for my dad and me

  • chey :D
    chey :D 2 months ago +1

    dan: “what are we recreating the milk fic or soemthing?”
    me: nO

  • Eryn1321
    Eryn1321 2 months ago

    Why do so many youtubers and like TV shows and stuff not know about Lactaid pills. They saved my life!

  • Abi Chace
    Abi Chace 2 months ago

    I relate to Phil never sleeping in an airplane

    I'm forced to sleep

  • Nora J
    Nora J 2 months ago

    My not-lactose-intolerant ass watching this: must suck *sips large strawberry milkshake*
    (Also that is *not* how you pronounce milch, that’s how you pronounce milsch, which is not a thing (I think))

  • Julia
    Julia 2 months ago

    just, NO.

  • Dawnyzza Dark
    Dawnyzza Dark 2 months ago

    "Why, are we recreating the milk fic or something" ... XD oh my god, Dan! You can't just say that stuff and not expect people to think you two look adorable together

  • sammieboy
    sammieboy 3 months ago

    (A fun fact four years later)
    Ey, it's okay Philly... I have an actual allergy to dairy called eosinophilic esophogitus (idk if that's how you spell it) and I have found so many different milk substitutes. I mainly use my use almond milk -

  • Megan Thomas-Danyow
    Megan Thomas-Danyow 3 months ago

    I’m currently watching this while drinking milk... this is awkward...

  • Madison Buchanan
    Madison Buchanan 3 months ago

    It’s your Danasaur

  • Akari
    Akari 3 months ago

    This challenge is my everyday life

  • DanandPhilStan
    DanandPhilStan 3 months ago

    I’m happy because I relate to Phil now because I’m lactose intolerant

  • Abi Fanning
    Abi Fanning 3 months ago

    thanks Pete

  • Chloe Rose
    Chloe Rose 3 months ago

    Come on of course they've read the milk fic

  • YE ET
    YE ET 3 months ago +1

    M I L K
    F I C

  • Layla Crowell
    Layla Crowell 3 months ago

    I AM!

  • Niamh
    Niamh 3 months ago

    (Oat milk is really nice too ok bye)
    (But also soya is better than almond and I oop-)