How Humans Broke the Game

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  • TierZoo
    TierZoo  5 days ago +6418


  • Mike Wate
    Mike Wate Day ago

    I'm going to kill myself

  • Xakuray
    Xakuray Day ago

    I'm supprised how high of a mobility stat humans were given considering they get outspeeded by most mammals, they can't fly nor climb that well, atleast on trees and they're pretty bad in water too. Also up to very recently agriculture was a bane to humanity not an improvement.

  • The Berserk Horse

    TierZoo can you please pass on my idea to someone who has connections to square Enix? --------- So Square Enix made a CGI documentary about human evolution? This gives me an amazing idea - Square Enix should make a Clan of the Cavebear Movie or game series. Play as Ayla and Jondalar, the tall blonde beautiful Cro-magnon couple, and make the characters all pretty CGI like the final fantasy 15 characters. Or you could choose to be a Neanderthal and play out his story. Like I can imagine running around prehistoric Europe just like the plains in final fantasy 13 except all the animals and plants look realistic with real earth species.

  • Talon ,The Blades Shadow

    The fact the word tier in germany means animal makes ur channel name halarious

  • mermaid
    mermaid Day ago

    Wouldn't modern day man be level 99? Why ancient man using a spear, thats not too far off from a club, a battle rifle is the ultimate hand held weapon, not a fucking spear.

  • I'm the captain now

    lmao explaining evolutionary traits through game lingo... this is resonating with gamers of all ages.

  • Sergio Vazquez
    Sergio Vazquez Day ago

    Love the Mozambique reference

  • YJX Is OP
    YJX Is OP Day ago +1

    What about micro-organisms??? Or maybe fungi? Maybe plants! I wanna see the tiers of them!

  • Emenel F.
    Emenel F. Day ago

    The only thing that humans can’t stop is earthquakes, the tsunamis and other devastating events.

  • Michael Henry
    Michael Henry Day ago

    Holy shit! Walking With Dinosaurs was my shit when I was younger!

  • pikiwiki
    pikiwiki Day ago

    not sure whether this is a videogame or actual history

  • roberto espinoza

    Tier list of mating rituals?

  • Pyro Pat
    Pyro Pat Day ago


  • rowb early
    rowb early Day ago

    Neandethals did not come out of Africa....

  • Eraycan Ersan
    Eraycan Ersan Day ago

    You are LEGEND!

  • Animation Logic
    Animation Logic Day ago

    Another patch update might be coming ;-;

  • 鬼Gozu
    鬼Gozu Day ago

    Sapiens p2w stats

  • Caelan Thompson
    Caelan Thompson Day ago

    Scorpion tier list!

  • Ender Man
    Ender Man Day ago

    Neanderthal also did not have very complex vocal cords so they were less interactive.

  • ICE KING 100
    ICE KING 100 Day ago

    Mozambique here!

  • A Burr
    A Burr Day ago

    U should have a hybrid animals tier

  • Olade Kiambu
    Olade Kiambu Day ago

    I lost the game

  • Joshua Salem
    Joshua Salem Day ago

    So many human mains are just so greedy, I spawned in as human in 2001 and I’m about the download the college DLC but since I chose the United States server I wasn’t aware of how many micro transactions there are compared to the Europe server

  • Charlie R
    Charlie R Day ago

    Me and my work colleagues are having an argument on who would win, grizzly or silverback. Please settle the debate once and for all!!

  • Cale Cardin
    Cale Cardin Day ago

    You should do a video on the most unique abilities in the game

  • TFAegislash 57
    TFAegislash 57 Day ago

    Not gonna lie, Neanderthals sound a lot more fun to play.

  • NaCI 4ya
    NaCI 4ya Day ago

    It would be cool to see another tier list based on birds.

  • Moon Bear Man
    Moon Bear Man Day ago +1

    Okay I'm a human main and I keep getting spawn killed how do I stop this

  • Breloom
    Breloom Day ago +1

    PLEASE do a video on pangolins, they're my favorite build in the game. JUST PLEASE!

  • spacetime
    spacetime Day ago +1'd he acquire all these clips. Loved the video btw, just discovered you and I have impeccable taste, this YT acct was made in 2006.

    • TierZoo
      TierZoo  Day ago

      I got them through my partnership with CuriosityStream!

  • Gaming_Charizard

    Could you please do giraffes for me, I’ve loved a giraffe since kindergarten and if you do it I might give you a shout out, I would also like you to talk more about prehistoric

  • Zinedine Prime
    Zinedine Prime Day ago


  • Letholdus Aurelius

    The "Out of Africa" theory has been debunked since like 2015 lol Nice memes though

  • Peteroleum .Noise

    Video on Caecillians please!!

  • TNR Wilson
    TNR Wilson Day ago

    Now this is how you make education entertaining.

  • Astrid Nipflake
    Astrid Nipflake Day ago

    So, when is Are Snow leoaprds OP comming out?

  • Allan Valin
    Allan Valin 2 days ago

    This could be a good theme for a video

  • Maya Does stuff
    Maya Does stuff 2 days ago

    Can you consider doing a City meta tier or just the city meta in general

  • TripAndJoy
    TripAndJoy 2 days ago

    Devs: Damn this humans and their hacks!
    Humans: Why has God abandoned us?

  • Lunar Filth
    Lunar Filth 2 days ago

    amazing video

  • Robert R
    Robert R 2 days ago

    Hold on so we're looking at percentiles. Which (contemporary) animals were smarter than Homo Erectus?
    P.S. I know you didn't say this explicitly but bigger brains don't mean Neanderthals were smarter than us (which I doubt). Bigger humans have bigger brains than smaller humans but that doesn't make them smarter.

  • That ONE Hobgoblin
    That ONE Hobgoblin 2 days ago

    T H E G A M E

  • Tony B
    Tony B 2 days ago

    Do dragon no fire breath

  • David Kelly
    David Kelly 2 days ago

    I here the Devs are working on bringing the Neanderthal faction back.

  • DjangoDisciple
    DjangoDisciple 2 days ago

    Huh... I really like way you explained all of this.

  • MrShzz
    MrShzz 2 days ago

    How do you make your videos?

  • Agora1
    Agora1 2 days ago

    A human holding a spear is the final boss of all animals.

  • Kriegerdammerung
    Kriegerdammerung 2 days ago

    Studded leather armour gave them the edge, it provided 40% damage reduction against animal damage. It was the game changer mate!!

  • Aereto
    Aereto 2 days ago

    From underdog to all nuts OP.

  • Chris Jordsvar
    Chris Jordsvar 2 days ago

    I love the runescape music in the background lol

  • Just Be
    Just Be 2 days ago

    "Mozambique here"

  • Liberalist Sperg
    Liberalist Sperg 2 days ago

    Awesome. One small correction: pre-human mains never walked on all fours. That's an ability that other great ape mains spec'd into convergently. Human mains went directly from arboreal to bipedal.

  • LordMichaelRahl
    LordMichaelRahl 2 days ago

    *List of wars*

  • Zach Martyn
    Zach Martyn 2 days ago

    I wonder which group of people could have more Neanderthal blood in them than others..

  • Eh
    Eh 2 days ago

    The image at 6:30 is inaccurate, offsprings with a neanderthal X chromosome were not fertile and were incapable of reproducing. The mixture that did end up passing onto the European gene pool was when the father was neanderthal and the mother was a homosapien.
    Who ever filmed this is an idiot who took no consideration into actual fact.

  • Mr.Cabbage 4.2.0
    Mr.Cabbage 4.2.0 2 days ago +1

    Game is pointless, I had to kill myself just to quit and when I came back, MY CHARACTER'S GONE PERMANENTLY.

  • Harkon Takala
    Harkon Takala 2 days ago

    Neanderthals are The European man's ancestors, their resemblance is uncanny.

  • Daniel Cowan
    Daniel Cowan 2 days ago

    Servers were down today, couldn't play damn it

  • Kamilla Schou Nielsen

    Thank you for the free trial!

  • LudwigVanMichael
    LudwigVanMichael 2 days ago

    Can you make the next intro Monster Hunter themed? That would be awesome

  • David Stears
    David Stears 2 days ago

    Wth did I just watch...

  • Jourden Hallowell
    Jourden Hallowell 2 days ago

    Who forgot to update the peaceful servers?

  • Schlestes Remake
    Schlestes Remake 2 days ago +4

    Fun Fact: "Tier" is a german word for animal.

  • cameron Hensley
    cameron Hensley 2 days ago

    You should make a video about blue tongued skinks

  • Abi
    Abi 2 days ago

    Damn, told those lions to stop farming exps and start taking objectives before humans come online. They never listened smh now see what happened

  • Kinshra Slave
    Kinshra Slave 2 days ago

    lol that roast at 4:16 Even as an RS3 player that made me laugh.

  • Shadow Fox
    Shadow Fox 2 days ago


  • Danny Lopez
    Danny Lopez 2 days ago +1

    That's some fine gameplay footage Square Enix. Hopefully the Final Fantasy 7 remake looks half as good.

  • Katryna
    Katryna 2 days ago

    In honor of the Equus lenensis discovery, can you do a video about ungulates?

  • Luke Martin
    Luke Martin 2 days ago

    Hey tier zoo wondering if you could make a video on the zombie apocalypse DLC and what the most viable builds would be

  • Incurablederp
    Incurablederp 2 days ago

    I think it’s very interesting to think of how Neanderthals were better than sapiens in most ways, but sapiens were more adaptable so we won out. I guess it makes sense tho since humans were up against some tough creatures in the savannah and still survived. It’s also very interesting to think of how close Homo sapiens were to extinction.

  • Rob Neko
    Rob Neko 2 days ago

    ''mozambique'here'' ahaahaha that caught me off guard

  • suckmytoes
    suckmytoes 2 days ago

    Hey guys add me
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    I’m lvl 15
    I got a brown skin build
    Stamina percentage lvl 86%
    Strength lvl 51
    Intelligence lvl 47
    Overall skill lvl 71
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  • ThatOneCommenter21
    ThatOneCommenter21 2 days ago

    On the topic of humans..can you talk about their modern debuffs such as becoming a furry and or a anti vax

  • omg who dat
    omg who dat 2 days ago

    So original

  • omg who dat
    omg who dat 2 days ago

    This is perfect for me I love gaming and I want to be a marine biologist but I love all outdoor activities and things to do with animals

  • Sailakshya Sikdar
    Sailakshya Sikdar 2 days ago

    The way the host explaine things is op compared to an school teacher

  • K Quilor
    K Quilor 2 days ago

    This is actually a really good way to describe this very complicated topic.

  • Hispanic Aquaman
    Hispanic Aquaman 2 days ago

    I’ve been hearing a lot about multiclass builds, like Grolar Bears. Is this ever a viable strategy in the current meta?

  • Chun Wong
    Chun Wong 2 days ago


  • T Lee
    T Lee 2 days ago

    Did you guys make the hunting clips?!

  • Axelgaksel
    Axelgaksel 2 days ago

    Humans got a nerf that made them war with each other all the time

  • lokrobby
    lokrobby 2 days ago

    Meat does NOT give more XP. Cooking aliments does.

    • lokrobby
      lokrobby Day ago

      +The Satanosaur Reigns ​ Energy assimilation is much much higher from cooked aliments than from raw ones. That's what allowed humans to spend time doing anything else than eating all day to feed their huge brain (that needs so much energy compared to other organs) and to develop as a species. Research tends to show that human development has nothing to do with meat, many tribes were vegetarians and developed as well as the ones eating a lot of meat. The advantage of humans compared to other species is its adaptation (including its adaptation to alimentation - we are basically able to eat anything we get our hands on). And when humans had free access to vegetables, it's probable they would not make so many efforts and take high risks hunting for meat but rather pick what they could get easily.
      And just to make a point, meat is not the most energy dense food there is, not in nature (nuts) and not in today's transformed food (oils).

    • The Satanosaur Reigns
      The Satanosaur Reigns 2 days ago

      The hell are you talking about, meat is the most energy dense food there is.

  • StrangerOman
    StrangerOman 2 days ago

    1:46 Dibs

  • Dad's Bike
    Dad's Bike 2 days ago

    So we're basically Meta-Knight

  • Paul TheSkeptic
    Paul TheSkeptic 2 days ago

    Why are you lying about this game? That's not how it's done. You just turn on God mode and level up your player manually. No one believes in your gradual strategy anymore. Lol. I'm kidding.

  • Giannis Setros
    Giannis Setros 2 days ago

    Finally a way to make me interested in humanity.

  • Omen
    Omen 2 days ago

    How do you think human players would work if creatures from the Fantasy Servers (like dragons and ogres, for example) were suddenly introduced into the Earth Servers?
    Or if the Magic Tree were suddenly made available?

  • Will ster22
    Will ster22 2 days ago

    All creationists TRIGGERED

  • CHUXTY Gaming and Tech

    "mozambique here" lol Throw that shit back!

  • Arlis Smith
    Arlis Smith 2 days ago

    I just realized what we’re the best support builds for humans in pvp before machine guns or heavy hitting things like artillery and ballistas you know start at anchint when horses and humans first made alliances to modern day supports in pvp for aquatic and land

  • Sean Quack
    Sean Quack 2 days ago

    If this whole thing became a real game I would play it

  • Algomi
    Algomi 2 days ago

    I would like to know about GOD tier. CX and find out whether humans are moving into god tier due to CRISPER

  • Nefarious
    Nefarious 2 days ago

    2:46 heh... I guess all humans are, gamers and non gamers alike,

    *sweaty tryhards*

  • Nicholas Rossi élève

    Thé Mozambique cracked me up

  • Cjxy
    Cjxy 2 days ago

    What is this soundtrack from? Starting from 50 seconds until whenever. I remember it from something as a kid, I think a kids dinosaurs series

  • Nam Kwok
    Nam Kwok 2 days ago

    Since the new lion king remake is coming out, will you make a video about how likely can a team of a juvenile lion, meerkat, and warthog survived in the current Africa server and hakuna matata the rest of their lives?

  • JordanDS
    JordanDS 2 days ago

    You should make a tier list on Bats, they're the only mammals that can fly right? kinda puts them in their own class.

  • AidenDRAWS- MCPE
    AidenDRAWS- MCPE 2 days ago

    I think the graphics were better millions of years ago