How Humans Broke the Game

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  • TierZoo
    TierZoo  Month ago +258

    Oh btw did y'all know I'm on twitter too? Follow me:

    • Freedoman
      Freedoman 19 days ago

      Humans are not the only animals to sweat so loosing hair was a bug. Horses, all primates, and a few others can sweat.

    • Hehehehehehehehehe
      Hehehehehehehehehe Month ago

      When the alien class is unlocked I really hope they get to watch these tutorials on currents builds within the game. I think it would give them all the context required to successfully play the game on this global server.

    • pablo46
      pablo46 Month ago

      your videos are awesome, nice point of view to explain all xD

    • John McHenry
      John McHenry Month ago +1

      TierZoo can you make an Amazon tier list due to the crazy amount of high tiers

    • connorblakethefalcon
      connorblakethefalcon Month ago +1

      invasive species would be a cool video. You could talk about them as bugs being introduced that are super op and have no balance patch. They hop servers and then destroy everything

  • Magnus Alexandersson

    So theres sapiens And all that But...

    Wheres the Attack Helicopters?

  • RYaN H
    RYaN H Day ago


  • ka powertag
    ka powertag Day ago

    Hey! Not all PVP activities are bad. Some of them are kinda fun to participate and watch. Like boxing or any other martial arts. We also have sport. PVP where is only our skills and stats are challenged

  • Jake Parker
    Jake Parker Day ago

    So if neanderthalers needed more food, why didn't they move to America? I get a fucking bucket when I ask for a small cola!

  • DivineThug 9000
    DivineThug 9000 Day ago

    Evolution never happened

  • Flying Ninja225
    Flying Ninja225 Day ago +1

    1:47 Mozambique Hya

  • Joe
    Joe Day ago

    how do i multi class without the furry debuff

  • Slick The Second

    Were so broken, we make updates.

  • C.Sugar
    C.Sugar 2 days ago

    Xp is important in humans

  • Joshua Hunt
    Joshua Hunt 2 days ago

    Ah, so that’s how the Cro-Magnons won... their superior throwing arm.

  • Felix Mounsey
    Felix Mounsey 2 days ago

    When and how did humans discover fire?

  • Udit Shroff
    Udit Shroff 2 days ago

    Wait, is that pokemkn music? Lol XD

  • VirreZ
    VirreZ 2 days ago +2

    This should actually be a game

  • EliteDboi
    EliteDboi 2 days ago

    we need an outside game

  • Shattered Ardilla
    Shattered Ardilla 2 days ago

    Did anyone hear "Mozambique here" at the beginning ish when he was picking up fruut

  • Vollzer
    Vollzer 2 days ago

    2:45 obviously my ancestors didn't get the word about this new min-max

  • David Uziel
    David Uziel 2 days ago

    I know there’s a bunch of facts in his videos but I can’t help but laugh every time I watch them. 😂

  • Alexander Augustus Aurelius

    The "Out of Africa Theory" was disproven quite some time ago.

    • XirU
      XirU Day ago

      Do you have any source on that, sounds interesting

  • Jm firelord
    Jm firelord 2 days ago

    Hyena: get bodied nub
    Primate: Few thousand years and I’ll extinct your ass
    Hyena: wait whay is extinct?
    Primate: Few More millennium you’ll see!

  • Marrino460
    Marrino460 2 days ago

    Not sure how I feel about wars being called "Human PVP, because the rest are scrubs"

  • Shade Wood
    Shade Wood 2 days ago

    Damn the game is so boring now I miss the tense fights now it's just dominate as a human or run from a human with occasional entertaining moment.

  • zEropoint68
    zEropoint68 2 days ago

    okay, but did you know there was a user mod? it took the ranged abilities and low regen requirements of the sapiens and teamwork style and damage resistance of the neanderthal and mashed them up. we're still not entirely sure how the mod was made or exactly when it was set loose on the server, but there are still human players today who come out of the box running lines of neanderthal code.

  • Angelo Craft
    Angelo Craft 2 days ago

    Europeans in the ice age: I'm cold as heck
    Africans in the ice age: I'm hot as heck

  • Angelo Craft
    Angelo Craft 2 days ago


  • Jacob S.
    Jacob S. 2 days ago +4

    Sapiens: Swarm tactics and range attack.

    Neanderthals: Tribe tactics and melee attacks

  • goldenkuky
    goldenkuky 2 days ago

    Humans have cheat codes lol

  • Bluewind57
    Bluewind57 2 days ago

    proof that black people will always be superior to the whites

  • Gustav Brillowski
    Gustav Brillowski 2 days ago

    Its not completly right only cause of the bigger brain it dosent mean they wher smater If you look at elephants they have the biger brains then humans but arent smater

  • Zaper Mations
    Zaper Mations 3 days ago

    Man i think the end of the ww2 event was ruined by the american guild, instead of fighting it out and prolonging the event to see what would happen they just decided to continue the manhattan (project by the player manhattan139) then they made the OP weapon the nuke. atleast the devs followed it up with the cold war update which had some pretty cool dlcs like the Cuban Missile Crisis DLC. too bad no ww3

  • Ed 1
    Ed 1 3 days ago +3

    Measles has entered the chat.
    . Anti vaxer has left the chat.😵
    The latest intelligence debuff is op.

  • The Defective Dictionary

    What if flat-Earthers were actually right, but Earth just feels round because it's programmed to edge-wrap? o-O

  • Issa Suleiman
    Issa Suleiman 3 days ago +1

    Saw your comment on the gamer dying video nd I love this youtube channel😂😂😂

  • someone awesome
    someone awesome 3 days ago

    *Homo Habilis has entered the chat* hey we have better armor

  • TomashICZI
    TomashICZI 4 days ago +3

    Sapiens mixed builds with neanderthal builds and it gave them imunity buff

  • DarkNinja
    DarkNinja 4 days ago +1

    I’m new to this game what do u guys recommended playing as??

  • Tammy Bramlett
    Tammy Bramlett 4 days ago

    Lvl 1 thug Lvl 30 boss

  • Ron -J
    Ron -J 4 days ago


  • ProtoSushi 6
    ProtoSushi 6 5 days ago

    Humans are campers

  • ProtoSushi 6
    ProtoSushi 6 5 days ago

    I try and try and try and I cannot take this guy seriously.

  • Aidz San
    Aidz San 5 days ago

    No wonder everyone in Africa is black

  • DekuShrub 99
    DekuShrub 99 5 days ago

    Humans are like Brawl’s Meta Knight.

  • my penis is miniscule, but

    So in the 2050 update there is gonna be a major nerf for humans called, "The global warming nerf" Should I turn into an aquatic build for this patch?

  • Scarlet_Lunacy
    Scarlet_Lunacy 6 days ago

    So When's the next Server Update?
    Who's gonna get nerfed?? Who knows...

  • Kim Jong-un
    Kim Jong-un 6 days ago +1

    i wonder how the yellowstone volcano update will affected the meta

  • Katoof
    Katoof 6 days ago

    God is my favorite developer

  • This Yellow Face
    This Yellow Face 6 days ago +2

    i found myself early in the video

  • Geezt Jeez
    Geezt Jeez 6 days ago +2

    Humans too OP, needs more nerf

  • Jayden Wright
    Jayden Wright 7 days ago

    Homo sapiens had a higher intelligence stat than Neanderthals, the bigger brains were for using their higher strength stat

  • SlimJimmy
    SlimJimmy 7 days ago +1


  • Chase Wagner
    Chase Wagner 7 days ago

    I cant belive we were nerfed...

  • Thomas Thompson
    Thomas Thompson 8 days ago +1

    Someone needs to make actual game with this

  • Bard is bae
    Bard is bae 9 days ago

    Have you heard of March mammal madness? Would be interested in seeing a video on it.

  • ThomasRichardHaroldson

    You should do one about gods.

  • Nip Dip
    Nip Dip 9 days ago

    Neanderthal: Dont worry humans are not real they cant hurt you

  • Trevor Rhoades
    Trevor Rhoades 9 days ago

    So is the dev God?

  • DrTheKay
    DrTheKay 9 days ago +1

    Americans are a downgrade, cursed with the ‘Miron Debuff’ which lowers their intelligent significantly. They also suffer the ‘stunted’ debuff which makes them shorter and have smaller penis. Americans third debuff is also their strengh the ‘Lack of Ethical Integrity’ debuff, which allows them to go around killing innocent people and stealing resources.
    Nobody likes americans.

    • DrTheKay
      DrTheKay 5 days ago +1

      Michael Hill ‘Bait’ lol, if you don’t want the world saying you suck, then stop sucking. Simple. Oh wait, not simple for you americans xD
      Rekt, salty yank.

    • Michael Hill
      Michael Hill 5 days ago


  • Night Bloom
    Night Bloom 9 days ago

    And then the devs made membership 11$

  • Jon1 Yaspapa
    Jon1 Yaspapa 9 days ago

    When ur a gamer but study history

  • LoLKhaosControl
    LoLKhaosControl 10 days ago

    I wish school was this interesting, would have all A's if they taught like this lol

  • Taijipanda
    Taijipanda 11 days ago +1

    This was freaking awesome, loved the dark souls references.

  • Robin Hanning
    Robin Hanning 11 days ago

    Show me top 5 ways to Nerf humans

  • my penis is miniscule, but

    So there's a perk called "Alabama" that's allows immediate faction member breeding that has +10 strength but -20 intelligence and has the disabled debuff. Should I use my exp on that?

    • Nip Dip
      Nip Dip 9 days ago +1

      you forgot the racism status effect

  • Danny Coleman
    Danny Coleman 12 days ago

    One would think... but on the bright side, war often pushes technology to new lengths that benefits everyone (The first metal boats were made in the american civil war. The first radar system was used by the British in WW2 on their ships, leading to GPS. The first computer was also made in WW2 by the British to help crack the German code. Planes, although not created with war in mind, were used, tested, and later upgraded through war. Due to war, it allowed USA to escape its great depression. Due to both WW1 and WW2, women rights and anti-segregation movements also skyrocketed showing that everyone can do the same as a white man (A very strange concept back in the day). The atomic bombs, although a terrible weapon, also opened the doors to nuclear power plants, a very effective power source that (In my opinion) should become the primary source of power, either that or (Again, my opinion) cover large stretches of land that are currently not being used in renewable energy systems such as solar.) So... you can't deny the benefits of in fighting.

  • D. E.
    D. E. 12 days ago

    Whoever created that opening cartoon must have thought early humans were idiots.

  • Sky Rhino
    Sky Rhino 13 days ago

    OMG bare ape OP!

    C-MONSTER 13 days ago

    How we got from a level 1 thug to a level 99 boss?

  • I’m CRÆZY
    I’m CRÆZY 13 days ago +1


  • Steven Wertyuiooo
    Steven Wertyuiooo 13 days ago +3

    That hobbit lol

  • Anas Tarafder
    Anas Tarafder 13 days ago

    Damnn and to think just because we reached like level 77, we started slaving all the black avatars to look cool

  • Zerch
    Zerch 14 days ago +1

    Best channel ever

  • wet potato chips
    wet potato chips 14 days ago +3

    How do you end the game?

  • Angel Lozano
    Angel Lozano 15 days ago +5

    Humans: I have an army
    Neantherdals: We have a Hulk
    Humans: Okay, we'll let him starve

    • Nip Dip
      Nip Dip 9 days ago

      40000 years later

      Humans: we have a hulk
      Neanderthals: Really?
      Humans: not really we needed a green thanos

  • Kardinaalilintu
    Kardinaalilintu 16 days ago

    Tbh. the pretty much god tier OP of humans is slowly turning against itself; everyone wants to play a humanclass and thus the class is so freaking large that it's effectively suffocating all other playable classes out of the game. It wouldn't be such a problem if humanclass wasn't build to rely alot to the other classes, directly or indirectly. I mean, we'd still get exp. from internal PvP but other resources might start being less available.

  • John Ha
    John Ha 16 days ago

    Sanic: you humans can't catch me boi
    Human main: hold my beer

  • Espin
    Espin 16 days ago +1

    Does anyone remember the Atomic Bomb regional event? It only happened twice but that was when humans truly broke the game.
    Many players in the Island of Japan region got an instant game over from that

    • Espin
      Espin 15 days ago

      well I’m aware it’s happened more than twice, there’s been over 1000. Though the two regional cataclysms were meant to destroy the cities, and everything around it, alive or not.

    • OwlLegend
      OwlLegend 15 days ago

      Jeez, stupid human mains like you who think it only happened twice. They happen all the time but it really only effects aquatic builds.

  • Rex17 Ly
    Rex17 Ly 16 days ago

    East Asian Meta = high iq esketit

  • exloadjoke joke
    exloadjoke joke 17 days ago

    This is why I switched after the ice age patch.

  • Random Toaster
    Random Toaster 17 days ago +3

    how do i spec all my extra S.P.E.C.I.A.L. points?
    or is it a G.U.R.P.S. system?

  • FrozenSheep YT
    FrozenSheep YT 17 days ago

    Yeah, human mains are OP. They can’t stick to one or two servers either so I had a main penguins for awhile, but then a bunch of eskimos came and ran out of food, and of course, resorted to greifing penguin mains. Christ.

  • Here's the Pork
    Here's the Pork 18 days ago

    This video makes me wanna try to build a time machine and live with the old sapiens

  • Not Ben
    Not Ben 18 days ago

    4:15 Excellent comparison xD

  • PickleShinobi
    PickleShinobi 19 days ago

    you make the best videos

  • Freedoman
    Freedoman 19 days ago

    You are wrong, many mammals can sweat and all primates can, even with hair.

  • TheCyborgMC
    TheCyborgMC 19 days ago +1

    Was that Neanderthal Crip-walking in that cave?!!
    Didn't know they got down like that way back when...

  • Dan Jumash
    Dan Jumash 20 days ago

    I'd like to play this game

  • De Fuck
    De Fuck 20 days ago

    Bigger brains does not equeal better but it is number of Neurons and synapses that does. For exampel whale brains are bigger but have way less synapses

  • Hotpies
    Hotpies 20 days ago

    How about the zoo tier list, a tier list of animals that live in the confines of an establishment which maintains a collection of wild animals

  • Erin Heck
    Erin Heck 21 day ago +3

    The interstellar path will be interesting seeing humans will adapt to the new servers like Mars within a few generations to the point of becoming unable to return to the earth server.
    Maybe then all the evolution deniers will finally understand we aren't special and begin putting away their imaginary friends.
    If the imaginary friends debuff is removed from the game, we'll see an increase in player co-OP instead of rampant pvp

  • Mikey Stevens
    Mikey Stevens 21 day ago

    Humans are way too OP, I'm going to play on a private server and play vanilla

  • AndrewNew52
    AndrewNew52 21 day ago

    This is what happens when humans get too many rare candy's

  • Johann Inferus
    Johann Inferus 21 day ago

    I feel there is something missing, the recent evidence of a unnoticed strategy of some human players of mixing their gene pool with other human variants builds during their servers migration, including neanderthals and sapiens hybrids. What is not totally know is if that strategy was the responsible for the lack of other human builds in the current version, or if the devs simply took them out during different patchs.

  • Matheus Cardoso
    Matheus Cardoso 22 days ago

    4:46 "so why is that the Neanderthal got banned?"
    Oh well, have you heard of Sam O'Nella's theory of the Sexy Neanderthal?

  • Soviet Nazis
    Soviet Nazis 22 days ago

    Is this a game

  • Yo Momz
    Yo Momz 22 days ago +2

    6:31 - Really? here too?
    I guess it can't be helped with donor footage, but they really lay it on pretty thick, eh? The messaging is insidious. I'm sure it will be fine though, and nothing bad at all will happen... 🙄

  • Julian Lak
    Julian Lak 22 days ago +1

    Humans didn’t originate in africa

  • SYPHER 463
    SYPHER 463 23 days ago

    1:36 das halo reach

  • GeneratedKid500
    GeneratedKid500 23 days ago

    Hi I’d like to report a game breaking bug about the human class that’s severely limiting how we can play

  • StormSkeggi
    StormSkeggi 23 days ago +3

    You're reading the wrong patch notes dude. Those are from an alternative server called *"Wakanda"* that's spammed on the original server's game-chat by gold-sellers and their bots.
    No way the *"Sapiens" from Africa (??), of all regions* (hello mana D deficiency?), could have successfully grief'd the *Neantherpals*. The one who did it was a hardcore faction-guild from the eastern European steppe - your followers might recognize the player *"Cro-Magnon*".* Dude's adaptation was so tight that his +30kSunCyclesOld build is practically copy-pasted in Europe to this day (except for 4% Neanderthal stats, mostly for cosmetics).
    Also, There's various data-mining indicating that *the Humans may not have been implemented from Africa altogether.* Here's one:
    Thing is, this *legendary Cart-riding Ship-sailing Expansion-Warring Cro-Magnomerthal of a faction* dominated the meta so hard that they grew tired and, because most currently active players are either feeling pity or put off by the other factions' item-begging and hate-spamming, they're mass-quitting the game. Most don't even defend their territories anymore and the economy is already rekt by the gold-sellers I talked about. Some say the decay was schemed.
    Why did they let it happen? Many agree the guild-leaders were prevented from making new characters and a lot of the faction today is just *newbie casuals* who joined the easy-button winning side. They don't care about how much work was put into it so they ignore (or throw) the factions meta and only grind solo for cash items. Then *act surprised when they're ganked around the map.*
    The rest of the loyal members are trying to rally the newcomers and hoping that the former players weren't really banned but actually employed by the Devs themselves.

  • carson simpson
    carson simpson 23 days ago

    Just a note, Neanderthals did have slightly bigger brains, but their brains were more motor skills than ours, so technically, we had the "bigger brains." Thanks!