You're in trouble and we need to talk

  • Published on Sep 17, 2019
    Once upon a time-actually, it was last Monday- I was getting ready for school when these big, scary men knocked on our door and said "hey, we've arrived and we're here to rip out your window sills." So, they did just that. Our house is an absolute mess. Dust is everywhere, including in the wind. My room; I had to clump all my furniture in one corner for them to do their shenanigans. What the hell is this madness? No, I object. I like my poopy window sills thank you very much and no, you don't have to change them idiot. I will smash my Nokia brick against your cranium.
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    With love,
    Jemony Cnicket
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Comments • 10 224

  • Alice Rivera
    Alice Rivera 5 hours ago

    Joana : eats heathy, perfect child, goes to gym almost everyday, gets good grades, an actually good sense of humor , is great at art. Me: eats pretty healthy, an ok child, goes to the gym 3 or 2 times a week, gets good grades,, has an okay sense of humor, draws stick figure. ;)

  • Mariana Peraza
    Mariana Peraza 5 hours ago


    Small boobs are THE BEST
    I don’t see the hype around having big boobs

  • Hannah Lidala
    Hannah Lidala 6 hours ago

    love your vids please respond.

  • Maysen Brown
    Maysen Brown 10 hours ago

    Couldn’t agree more with your stance on raising children

  • urheart inhumanform
    urheart inhumanform 23 hours ago

    ily Joanna but PJO is (~ ̄³ ̄)~

  • Wonder Draw
    Wonder Draw Day ago

    God bless.

  • Jasminekim
    Jasminekim Day ago

    *you should be a theoritical physist like sheldon from tbbt*

  • Min Yoonji
    Min Yoonji Day ago +3

    Petition for Jellybean Celery to have a goat

  • Pepe's Mama
    Pepe's Mama 2 days ago

    Joana, I think you’re awesome and so does my daughter (who has many of your same traits!). Thanks for the entertainment!!

  • Gloriaplays
    Gloriaplays 2 days ago +1

    Joana: can RU-clip just fold its self up and throw its self away😭😂

  • Virgie Leah Bagares-Nemis

    Joanna you need to try doritoos with cheese and butter microwaved itssssssssssssss so good

  • Titsalina Bumsquash
    Titsalina Bumsquash 3 days ago

    I think the killer bee's got eem...
    I am sorry and also you are welcome.

  • charlotte is tired
    charlotte is tired 3 days ago +2

    4:31 brad mondo is getting excited

  • Arthur Bonicio
    Arthur Bonicio 3 days ago +2

    Do you consider yourself latina? I ask this cuz that's actually polemic in Brazil. Some people does, some people doesn't (including me). I would like to know the perspective of someone (brazilian) who was raised in another country like you.
    Tnks. Love your videos.

  • crrluv
    crrluv 3 days ago +1

    omg that was my question why she looks like her mom

  • Fayo Olatunji
    Fayo Olatunji 3 days ago

    what uni does she go to?

  • Rianna The Kirby
    Rianna The Kirby 4 days ago

    Is ur refrigerator running?
    Anyone:Yes...? (why would you ask me that?)
    The one and only Joana Ceddia: Yes.
    And I have to catch it.


  • Renatta
    Renatta 4 days ago

    Shave your head off lol 💜

  • tea time
    tea time 4 days ago +8

    John Cena: “were almost at 3 million, YoU kNoW whAt thAt mEanS”
    me: *the electrical bill is gonna go way up again.*

  • mike dias
    mike dias 4 days ago

    That tiny mic is fucking hilarious. The awkward is spot on. Definitely comedy.

  • Emily Jacobo
    Emily Jacobo 4 days ago

    Yes, I'm in trouble. in school they took my phone, I can't call my parents. my parents don't know can someone help?

  • i do stuff
    i do stuff 5 days ago

    joana "I only bye cloths from sustainable brands"
    no one ...
    absolutely no one ...
    Joana " AriTSiA!🙂 iS a sUstaIANabLe BRAND!!!"🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

  • •Mintii Aesthetic•
    •Mintii Aesthetic• 5 days ago +3

    "Catch me with my hair down I dare you"


  • Steph G
    Steph G 5 days ago

    Apply to Google!

  • trixsweatpants
    trixsweatpants 5 days ago

    please. stop peaking that mic

  • Benji Cuyugan
    Benji Cuyugan 5 days ago

    im with you on the phone thing. im keeping mine till it dies (iphone 5se). for me its a waste of money and these new phones are getting expensive for no real reason.

  • Molly Bullock
    Molly Bullock 5 days ago +1

    Love my tiny boobs:) so much cheaper

  • Me Ok
    Me Ok 5 days ago

    Aaaahhhh so close to 3 million!

  • Grace Cho
    Grace Cho 6 days ago +1

    I'm literally doing my homework which is to find 10 words in a youtube vid you don't know and the person I turned to: JOANA CEDDIA

  • vicky russo
    vicky russo 6 days ago

    “shave ur head off”

    A FREAKIN CAT 6 days ago +9

    Who would dislike her videos 🙄these videos cure cancer

  • Carlea Wilson
    Carlea Wilson 7 days ago +1

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Not a single soul:
    Everyone in the comment section: no one:

  • jhon
    jhon 7 days ago

    you love brazil you just don't want to get shot in the back

  • Zdh Angel
    Zdh Angel 7 days ago +2

    Joana: *starts talking abt Brazil*
    Me, a limelight: “COME TO BRAZIL”

    • Zdh Angel
      Zdh Angel Day ago

      Sxphiecapel 06 luckyyyyy

    • Sxphiecapel 06
      Sxphiecapel 06 Day ago +1

      Zdh Angel YESSSS OMG YESSSSSSSSSSS me and my best friend are seeing the london show and we v excited

  • treeland
    treeland 7 days ago

    Thank you for the small boob love, much appreciated

  • LadyGandalf
    LadyGandalf 7 days ago

    Can you PLEASE MAKE A VIDEO OF HOW YOU MAKE YOUR VIDEOS. Like is the mic connected to camera? Or phone while you record? How does everything goooo togetherrrrrrr help 😭

  • Wig Snatched
    Wig Snatched 7 days ago

    You could be bob ross joana

  • Mr NI
    Mr NI 7 days ago

    Sre you a fan of taylor swift

  • Kiera Claprood
    Kiera Claprood 8 days ago

    i wish i was with you John cena

  • Dennis Pihlblad
    Dennis Pihlblad 8 days ago

    so pretty

  • ImAHumanAswell
    ImAHumanAswell 8 days ago

    this is really important, I need help

  • Gacha Moonlights
    Gacha Moonlights 8 days ago

    Excuse the people who got mad at u for not liking dont call me angel, i might be an arianator but i still dont like it. Tbh Lana and Miley were kinda left out

  • Alyssa Faith
    Alyssa Faith 9 days ago +1

    Talking about the kid thing. Sounds like you just don’t wanna deal with babies & toddlers. You should adopt an older kid / teen !!!

  • Iggy Igamaro
    Iggy Igamaro 9 days ago

    didn't expect a spoiler for twd
    apart from that 10/10 for this vid

  • Quinnella Tran
    Quinnella Tran 9 days ago

    Pls don’t dye ur hair other color this look so good on u

  • ssmIXpRo
    ssmIXpRo 9 days ago

    what the hell is this channel about ? and why the fuck was it suggested to me ????

    • Neptxne !
      Neptxne ! 8 days ago

      ssmIXpRo why did you comment? Click off if you didn’t want to see it🥴🤣

    • Gacha Moonlights
      Gacha Moonlights 8 days ago

      ssmIXpRo because shes the best human woman on Earth

  • Loren Summers
    Loren Summers 9 days ago

    I am so proud of you for being happy with your small boobs! Girl I would do anything to have small boobs lol Do you know how hard it is to go running with Double Ds?! ugh!

  • Dora i guess
    Dora i guess 9 days ago +1

    I love your mirror, that's all its cute

  • Just another random channel

    You shouldn't have a baby. Just adopt an eighteen-year-old orphan.

    • Bec Krajancic
      Bec Krajancic 9 days ago

      Wow Joanna Cedia extreme eating is my regular eating

  • 「• Midnight Vibes •」

    *Sees title*
    Swory Ms. Ceddia

  • Mahnoor Yaseen
    Mahnoor Yaseen 10 days ago

    Which university does she go to?

  • Green Pigeon
    Green Pigeon 10 days ago +1

    The casino scene is later important vitally to Biannca and Nico's characters pasts. So that's why it was relevant but go on have an opinion.

  • Kitcat
    Kitcat 10 days ago +5

    Has a hydro flask, "LET ME EXPLAIN!"

    • Zdh Angel
      Zdh Angel 7 days ago

      Kitcat me when my friends see me with mine

  • Kitcat
    Kitcat 10 days ago +5

    "I don't really deal well with people..." Joana is such a mood. I love her so much😍❤️

  • Ather Durdana
    Ather Durdana 10 days ago +1

    3:45 and having to blow dry your hair yourself

  • Josa 0619
    Josa 0619 10 days ago

    Why was I gonna say your close to 3 million✌️😩❤️

  • underwater star
    underwater star 11 days ago

    Who would even dare to hate Jamaica Country

  • Halston & Friends
    Halston & Friends 11 days ago +74

    No one:
    Not a soul:
    John Cena: PAPA DONT PREACH!

    • Mateo 1289
      Mateo 1289 8 days ago

      Halston & Friends

  • Johnfromafar
    Johnfromafar 11 days ago +1

    My parents told me that when they found antidepressants in my room

  • Cla-rice
    Cla-rice 11 days ago +1

    well ya see, the casino was relevant because it sets up the whole reason for why nico and bianca di angelo were able to stay young and exist for a hundo years :))))
    but as much as i love percy jackson, harry potter is OP