Everything Wrong With Mary Poppins Returns

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  • Published on Apr 18, 2019
  • Mary Poppins Returns is a movie that someone felt the need to make. It's full of sins.
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  • Batman
    Batman 4 hours ago

    I think Mary Poppins is a Timelord like The Doctor

  • Michelle Belle
    Michelle Belle 4 hours ago

    This whole movie looks terrible and I have no interest in seeing it

  • The TGNWJ Crew
    The TGNWJ Crew Day ago

    I hate this video! Mary Poppins returns is a great movie and you should shut the f*ck up

  • Honey Blossom
    Honey Blossom 2 days ago

    Let's finish this guys!
    How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore

  • Quinn Williamson
    Quinn Williamson 3 days ago

    Mary Poppins dress in the Royal Dalton Musical Hall looks like colored amazing paper and I love it, weird way to explain it, I know.

  • E B
    E B 4 days ago

    0:59 me as a British person trying to figure out which part of the sentence is misunderstood

  • Lexie Dolbear
    Lexie Dolbear 4 days ago +1

    Julie Andrews turned down a featured role in this movie because she didn’t want to take away from Emily Blunt’s “spotlight”

  • Annie Spencer
    Annie Spencer 4 days ago

    How about a sequel "Mary Poppins s*ds off again"? Oh wait... she did.

  • Annie Spencer
    Annie Spencer 4 days ago

    I love the film but I still laughed at this.

  • Donna Lambton
    Donna Lambton 5 days ago

    Sooo glad I have not seen this crap-why is Emily Blunt putting on that terrible accent?

  • Nyxira
    Nyxira 5 days ago

    Nah, brah. They actually were making loads of innuendos during that song. It's like the essence of Cockney, is why. I think they did one song like that in the original, too.

    • Nyxira
      Nyxira 5 days ago

      Also, the rhyming everything is another very Cockney thing. They legitimately do that. Where do you think the nickname "Bob" came from? It sure as heck doesn't make sense for someone called "Robert".
      (This is not a complaint about the video, just a fun fact)

  • xxunicornsxxandxxcovers xD

    Bruuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh this movie is even worse than the original. F*ck you movie

  • zachos 2000
    zachos 2000 7 days ago

    honestly, this new shitty reboot kinda makes me want to learn exactly just how much Disney screwed over PL Travers's wishes when they made the first movie because I saw saving Mr banks which makes it seem like they didn't really give two shits about her and wanted the movie their way... but that movie was also made by Disney so they might've been even more shitty.
    I mean I already hate Disney for copying everyone else's work and lobbying to make sure no one copies their work, but I feel like i might need to hate them even more if they acted as shittily towards Travers as I suspect they did

    • zachos 2000
      zachos 2000 6 days ago

      I definitely know one thing, I'm not seeing this movie, especially since I just learned the plot here... thanks cinemasins for allowing me to know the general plot without giving Disney my money

  • Aleya Matthews
    Aleya Matthews 7 days ago

    She definitely gave the kids drugs and their all tripping

  • Charlay ClayGre
    Charlay ClayGre 8 days ago

    you know...he's saying exactly what i was thinking the whole time i was watching. like you wasted money on a movie sequel which is just the original with shit added in. it's like Barbie's The Princess and the Pauper. they literally made that movie over at least twice but different characters. i swear to god it was EXACTLY the same. and the mermaid and fairy movies.

  • Minion 824
    Minion 824 8 days ago +1

    It’s possible that you could have chosen to simply not say it but at the end when you asked why they didn’t have Julie Roberts as an extra like Dick Van Dyke, it’s because she turned it down when they asked because she didn’t want to steal the thunder from the new Mary Poppins.

  • James McCormick
    James McCormick 9 days ago

    This movie made me rewatch the original before it’s grainy ass film from 1964. Also 44 years for a sequel, almost half of what if feels like for the Incredibles

  • Astrids Gacha VEVO
    Astrids Gacha VEVO 9 days ago +1

    All the Hamilton jokes are 👌

  • Lucas Knapp
    Lucas Knapp 9 days ago

    12:11 Julie Andrews was asked to make a cameo, but she declined, saying she wanted it to be Emily Blunt's movie. It had nothing to do with the script. Julie Andrews isn't that petty. She's Julie Fucking Andrews for Christ's sake. -1 sin
    Also there's speculation that her cameo would have been as the Balloon Lady instead of Angela Lansbury, which would have made the little chat she had with Mary at the end all the more special in my view.

  • Alan Robinson-Orr
    Alan Robinson-Orr 10 days ago

    Everything wrong with Cinema Sins: Big Ben isn't the tower, but a bell contained therein

  • Róza Tóth
    Róza Tóth 12 days ago

    6:02 D flat major is actually more used than C sharp major. -1 sin.

  • Neave Moore
    Neave Moore 14 days ago +1

    I swear that the baloon woman was meant to be Julie Andrews. I mean they gave the woman a WHOLE SONG at the end of the film!

  • Flynn Nolen
    Flynn Nolen 15 days ago

    You cannot tell me that the Angela Lansbury role was going to be given to Julie Andrews. She turned that shit down for Aquaman

  • Helen Skinner
    Helen Skinner 16 days ago

    If you read the original book the way that Emily Blunt's Mary Poppins acts is more true to the actual Mary Poppins than Julie Andrews's Mary Poppins. Also alot of these sins have been put there just because you aren't aware of something's that are very specific to England. For example Leerie speak is like Cockney rhyming slang and the sky is so grey because of the fact that this is post WW2 and alot of factors still released smoke into the atmosphere, giving the already grey British sky an even more defined greyness to it, because of the smog that would have formed.

  • Krista Vrapi
    Krista Vrapi 16 days ago

    Hated this movie

  • Jacki
    Jacki 17 days ago

    i'm dying a little from the hamilton references.

  • ORORION
    ORORION 20 days ago

    Right after the"Keep off the sea grass scene in the movie don't pause it on the kids face unless you want nightmares

  • tobimobiv1
    tobimobiv1 20 days ago

    Didn't even watch this video. The title just triggered me.
    Fuck off there's nothing wrong with Mary Poppins returns.

  • Crock in A cup
    Crock in A cup 21 day ago +1

    We went to the bank we saw Frank and he raped my piggy bank and then he raped me

  • Sailor Senpai
    Sailor Senpai 21 day ago

    *Everything Is Possible, Even The Impossible.*

  • Gaia Seraphina
    Gaia Seraphina 21 day ago

    Julie Andrews would have been too old.
    Mary Poppins is an immortal fairy/witch or something.

  • Spencer Mayer
    Spencer Mayer 22 days ago

    As a musician, I most definitely prefer the notation of D flat over the notation of C sharp. Just sayin.

  • paul madalin
    paul madalin 23 days ago

    You did.nt say role credits

  • James Cole
    James Cole 23 days ago

    Scenes do not contain a Lap Dance

  • Michele Mullican
    Michele Mullican 23 days ago

    3 things you need to get in your head
    Its a movie
    Its magic
    Its entertainment
    SO ENJOY IT!

  • Too lazy to pick a name ;-;

    Cinema sins guy: *makes Hamilton reference after seeing Lin*
    Also him: *adds one sin*
    Me, a Hamilton fanatic who looks up to Lin: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!!!!

  • Jason Fischer
    Jason Fischer 25 days ago

    Using f*ck and s*it in every other sentence to try to appeal to your juvenile audience cliche. *ding*

  • Matt Kassing
    Matt Kassing 27 days ago

    You were on fire 🔥 during this video. It's holding up really well.

  • cmyers007 vlogs
    cmyers007 vlogs 27 days ago

    You should do one on Hobbs and shaw

  • Glorious Sprout
    Glorious Sprout 28 days ago

    2:55 hiS nAmE iS JAcK hE is ThE LantErN guUuyY aND TheRE!’S a milLiOn ThiNgS hE HaSn’T dOnE BUt jusT yOu wAIt JuST YooOoOoOoUUuUu WwwAaAAaIiIiiiTtTtTT

  • Little Miss Pacifist

    I love those Hamilton refrences. There so good they make the world turn upside down

  • Vault boy 21
    Vault boy 21 Month ago

    WHAT if Mary Poppins is actually in a the Harry Potter universe

  • Ruby Brown
    Ruby Brown Month ago

    Does America not know that Cockney is an English dialect?? Basically the learie speak.

  • Alex
    Alex Month ago

    Does it annoy anyone else that the children never got the bowl back?

  • RockismyAir
    RockismyAir Month ago

    Why is the chimney-guy from Hamilton?
    (Lin Manuel Miranda)

  • Dan Wynne
    Dan Wynne Month ago

    lol omg dude your great I couldn't stop laughing

  • s l e e p y h e a d

    The world is definitely wide enough for more Mary Poppins movies, but we’ll just have to wait for it. I guess I will never be satisfied.

  • gman2010ification
    gman2010ification Month ago

    What is wrong with MPR? Try NOTHING (with the possible exception of Meryl Streep absolutely ruining things ((and adding 10 minutes to the movie)). Mary Poppins Returns was beautifully done, wonderful sets and costumes, wonderful performances--and a song "The Place Where the Lost things Go" which was quite extraordinary. You are an arrogant, sarcastic bastard to boot.

  • Wraith1n 1
    Wraith1n 1 Month ago +3

    "I'm Mary Poppins yall!"

  • Dr. killpatient
    Dr. killpatient Month ago

    This was a really unnecessary movie.

  • Dr. killpatient
    Dr. killpatient Month ago

    They have black people in this version of Mary Poppins. Mary Poppins got woke.

  • Angie Chen
    Angie Chen Month ago +1

    Isn’t anyone worried that Jane married her brother?!!?

    • Arctic Wolf
      Arctic Wolf Month ago

      .............No.....she didn't. If you actually watched the movie, you'd know that her brother was married to someone else, who died, and that Jane doesn't even live with them, she just stayed to help out in his time of crisis.

  • baby duck
    baby duck Month ago

    Will never be as good as the original. This Mary Poppins isn't nearly as good as the original. Plus no one can replace Julie Andrews for anything.

  • Channon Nicole
    Channon Nicole Month ago

    Jeremy is not a bad singer

  • Lauren Coyle
    Lauren Coyle Month ago

    So did anyone else grow up in a corner of the world where "tripping the lights fantastic" and subtle variations of that phrase meant getting high as balls?
    For real, anyone feeling a little sad that the song Trip A Little Light Fantastic didn't get sinned for sounding like it could be encouraging children to take drugs from strangers in response to getting lost, even though it's admittedly not a super common turn of phrase?

  • azure adams
    azure adams Month ago

    OMG did he say the balloon lady should be Pennywise?! LOL! I want to see that movie!!! Pennywise the Dancing Clown and Mary Poppins!!!! Fuck someone please make that movie!!!!!

  • Hatchet Gamer
    Hatchet Gamer Month ago

    i like the "it" references

  • Samantha Salter
    Samantha Salter Month ago

    Oh man! Sin 85 had me laughing my ass off! 😂😂😂

  • James Ford
    James Ford Month ago

    Pleeeeeeeeeeeeese do THE HOLIDAY next

  • M.J.R. Parnell
    M.J.R. Parnell Month ago

    To many Hamilton jokes. +1 sin per Hamilton joke.