Everything Wrong With Brightburn In Evil Superman Minutes

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  • Published on Oct 17, 2019
  • Brightburn. This movie had such a cool premise, and I picked it as my sleeper hit of the summer, but... sadly... the premise is the best thing about the movie, and the movie itself is full of issues and sins. We didn't count the issues, but we counted the sins.
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  • J C
    J C Day ago

    Shit if I were that Parents, I adopted this child like if it where my Son. And this little Shit at 12 years old start causing Massacre Mayhem, killing my Best Friend, his airhead Fucking Girlfriend and Misbehaving at school and trying to Kill Me and My Wife. I would've definitely made that one phonecall to the Government and would've told them "Take this little Shit to Area 51 and experiment with him to your Hearts Fucking content! And oh his weakness is that spacepod there, so if he's tries to be Superman which I know this movie is trying to imply. Use the shrapnels and stab his ass"
    And even though I would've got quarantied by the Government. I'm like "If I'm going down, I'm Fucking taking you down with Me! Fuck this Bullshit"
    But this Fucking Betamale disguised as Masculine Lumberjack with the POWER of The BEARD pussied out in the movie after he shot him. If He were smart enough, I would've Logan his Ass and start using those shrapnels to create a bullet out of it. And that would've been the end of it. Dumbest Fucking Parents I seen in Cinema.
    This is the Main reason why Batman had a Backup plan with Kryptonite inside his Pocket incase Superman decides he want's to go Brightburn Gonnorhea

  • Ray Ray
    Ray Ray Day ago

    Can't wait for part 2 to this...👍🏾

  • Shook Queen
    Shook Queen Day ago

    the serial killer joke had me rolling 😂😂😂

  • Kevin Torres
    Kevin Torres 2 days ago

    The movie was kinda bad

  • Benjamin Overton
    Benjamin Overton 2 days ago

    Movie: *has 1 musical note that someone else has used in a movie*
    CinemaSins: *ANGER*

  • Marlise Deyerl
    Marlise Deyerl 2 days ago

    BrandonBrandonBrandonBrandonBrandon

  • Dino Rexy
    Dino Rexy 2 days ago +1

    I have the same Walmart pillow case as the kid.

  • PAPA-TATO Angell
    PAPA-TATO Angell 3 days ago

    Or was it Smallville

  • PAPA-TATO Angell
    PAPA-TATO Angell 3 days ago

    Superman mom was infertile in the Christopher Reeve movie

  • Alo Whiteboy
    Alo Whiteboy 4 days ago

    i just See the movie that how it ends killing everyone that was a Bad Ending 😑

  • Sierra desu
    Sierra desu 4 days ago

    There were problems and it was kind of cliched but the kills and the ending were fun. I feel like with effort and a bigger budget (this one was only 6 million) there's potential for a good sequel.

  • ravager0292
    ravager0292 5 days ago

    i found that killer joke way too funny XD

  • Skillz LOTUS
    Skillz LOTUS 5 days ago

    Not one of your best dude.

  • Juana Castro
    Juana Castro 5 days ago

    So... the entire movie is discount injustice?

  • David Lomax
    David Lomax 5 days ago

    could this movie be any more like superman

  • Dennis Borjonmarquez

    I'm your ant and your counselor... no sin?

  • Dev Yadav
    Dev Yadav 5 days ago +2

    All I want in the world is,
    *Superman Vs Brightburn*

  • Dev Yadav
    Dev Yadav 5 days ago +1

    *He could have turned good!*

  • LiL JaYY double Y
    LiL JaYY double Y 5 days ago

    I like this movie n i haven't watched it yet

  • Chris Ahearn
    Chris Ahearn 6 days ago +4

    Theory: what if Brandon's species select infants and intentionally shoots them onto other planets in the hopes that they get adopted by the local population. Then, once old enough, they're "activated" by their ship and turned into killing machines meant to prepare the planet for a later invasion.

    • Ethical Primary
      Ethical Primary 3 days ago +1

      The movie pretty overtly stated that near the beginning, with the wasp lesson in school.

  • Dr. Jack Bright
    Dr. Jack Bright 6 days ago

    The Musical Notes At 1:18 Are Definetly Not A Ripoff Of Hans Zimmer's Man Of Steel Main Theme

  • Malphas 666
    Malphas 666 6 days ago

    So you edit clips of already completed footage critic every little thing. Don’t think you’ve ever shown your face & you have the balls to promote your mercy like you’re a real RU-clip content creator lol fuck guys like you bro 1 million sins for being lazy and abusing the system anyone can edit clips and critic them lol merch 🤣

  • no love
    no love 7 days ago

    yes at 12.

  • RyutaroGaming64 Ultra

    RU-clip gave me a 1 hour ad I can't skip

  • Jesse Knisley
    Jesse Knisley 7 days ago

    Never disrespect my man Roy like that again

  • Taylor Johnson
    Taylor Johnson 7 days ago

    Wait do you really re-edit movies?

  • Mushroom God
    Mushroom God 7 days ago

    this movie was predictable the ending was horrible honestly

  • Manav Udgirkar
    Manav Udgirkar 8 days ago

    The death scenes in this movie are fuc*ed up

  • Flynn
    Flynn 8 days ago

    8:39
    "Jeremy says boner"
    *+10 sins*

  • Dopamine
    Dopamine 8 days ago

    This movie has a case of what I call Purge Syndrome. Great concept with only halfway decent execution.

  • doro626
    doro626 8 days ago

    Not only were they bad non communicative parents, they were a bad noncommunicative married couple.
    *The best thing about this film is it made me finally watch Super.

  • zeb kalnbach
    zeb kalnbach 8 days ago

    How do you not like camping?

  • Larry Byrd
    Larry Byrd 9 days ago

    Fun Fact:
    If you've never had an eye injured, you've never experienced true pain. I slashed just a couple of the outer layers of my eye while wood cutting and I thought I'd died and gone to hell. This from a 30+ year veteran with a couple of purple hearts and more scars than I care to count. Only pain worse than this was passing a kidney stone and that's the male version of back-labor in childbirth. All this woman should be doing is writhing on the floor, screaming in agony.
    Just thought I'd mention this.
    p.s. Add another 2 gazillion sins for this, please.

  • James Bond
    James Bond 9 days ago

    This guy makes good movies look like a joke

  • Datonepatato Plays
    Datonepatato Plays 9 days ago

    3:25 "There is no fork" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • Datonepatato Plays
    Datonepatato Plays 9 days ago

    2:14 😂😂😂

  • Nicholas Grigoryev
    Nicholas Grigoryev 9 days ago

    What about a movie about a good and heroic joker

  • Spritestuff
    Spritestuff 9 days ago

    This review is a the worst joke I've heard in a while.

  • Jimmy - TLOPO
    Jimmy - TLOPO 9 days ago

    but the hand crush was awesome you should have had that in there

  • marleymator03o3
    marleymator03o3 9 days ago +1

    3:02 all the TV's turned off when Brandon slammed his fist to the table

  • Kami Kaseiken
    Kami Kaseiken 9 days ago

    Movie was better than all recent superman movies

  • Brandon Breyer
    Brandon Breyer 9 days ago

    Blame the minute-long logos, not me.

  • Patrick Dillon
    Patrick Dillon 9 days ago

    let me have this..... cinemasins...you have changed my life for the better, moviewise...... I am now a sinister, but loving critic, "watcher". you and ya boy "da man"! my ONLY thought of you is, you add more sins than you take off..........great scenes get ,like 1 or 2 taken off....but.... the stoopid shyt get like 10 type shyt.... you are right, but ,the numbering is interesting bro.. stil do it.. ijs.

  • Just Here
    Just Here 10 days ago +2

    "He has never bled"
    Vaccines: Am I a joke to you?

  • WE ARE VENOM759
    WE ARE VENOM759 10 days ago +2

    eesh, I remember the part when the guy died in the car, that was brutal.

  • Nick N
    Nick N 10 days ago

    Getting a like just for the breaking bad reference edit: ok now since there's two breaking bad references I'm subbing

    Jk I already subbed

  • It's Just Ryan
    It's Just Ryan 10 days ago +2

    "I've been to Goal Mountain. It's a sham!" - My Life

  • Tom Sawyer
    Tom Sawyer 11 days ago

    I LOVED this movie but also this edition of CinemaSins

  • Young Nation
    Young Nation 11 days ago +18

    *+1 Sin* for Billie Eilish’s “Bad Guy” playing during the end credit scene - so on the nose

  • girm prime64
    girm prime64 11 days ago +1

    Martha had a miscarriage

  • Hiking with Abraham
    Hiking with Abraham 11 days ago +1

    That whole lawnmower thing ignores the laws of physic's in so many ways. I do not have the English skills to explain it all.

    • Hiking with Abraham
      Hiking with Abraham 9 days ago

      @Michael H If I'm wrong take my money because that's one hell of a mower.

    • Michael H
      Michael H 9 days ago +1

      So true, just “no”.

  • *kas :*
    *kas :* 11 days ago +1

    oh my god THANK YOU for censoring the glass filled eye

  • Josh Ballou
    Josh Ballou 12 days ago

    Do book of Eli I saw a ton of sins myself 😂

  • ScarfFox and Friends
    ScarfFox and Friends 12 days ago

    Oatmeal is just the dried Oats. Mixing it with warm water or milk is Porridge.

  • Gina Sonicstar
    Gina Sonicstar 12 days ago +2

    9:07 This is undeniable proof that Jeremy should be a voice actor for South Park or something.

  • Andrew Gunter
    Andrew Gunter 12 days ago

    These videos have gotten a LOT funnier over time and its GREAT

  • Apples and Dapples
    Apples and Dapples 12 days ago +1

    I actually live near that restaurant. It was pretty much abandoned for about a decade before they filmed there. Now its a Thai place.

  • gottch BRO
    gottch BRO 12 days ago +1

    Movie: *Has logos*

    CinemaSins: *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

  • Hutchkino
    Hutchkino 12 days ago

    2:23 Actually it is Bobby McFerrin.

  • Natsu Dragneel
    Natsu Dragneel 12 days ago

    If superman was a school shooter