George Carlin - Stand Up About Religion

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  • Published on Apr 8, 2019
  • A video I put together containing George Carlin's stand up clips about religion.
    I hope George's family don't mind me making and sharing this.

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  • Iron Yuppie
    Iron Yuppie 19 hours ago

    Out of fairness, I watched a Brad Stine video before coming here. George Carlin would have eaten that clown for breakfast in a debate.

  • Youssef Abbi
    Youssef Abbi 2 days ago

    Sun religion is luciferian religion look it up

    • Matti Holden
      Matti Holden  2 days ago

      I'm pretty sure people worshiped the sun before lucifer was even dreamed up. I feel like saying saying, 'Look it up', but i'll refrain.

  • Larry Gilliam
    Larry Gilliam 2 days ago

    Women do fuck things up, look at history.

  • Ghost Fhoenix
    Ghost Fhoenix 2 days ago

    I think he us the closest we got for a Rick

  • Heather Ariel
    Heather Ariel 4 days ago

    Think for yourself. Don't join groups

  • Saddam Mohd
    Saddam Mohd 5 days ago +8

    i come here whenever i feel like i need some spiritual support

    • R4ul
      R4ul 2 days ago +1

      Me too

  • septimus07
    septimus07 6 days ago

    Since his dead, I guess he already knows the truth about life.

  • Clinton Plaatjies
    Clinton Plaatjies 6 days ago

    Georgy boy, its not God responsible for the all the mess you are referring to, its humans like you and I.

  • Divinity Records
    Divinity Records 6 days ago

    all the atheism is here lol

  • Gerald ODonnell
    Gerald ODonnell 7 days ago +2

    Ya ever hear about who the richest person is? All the lists are wrong, the richest person (for too many years) is the pope, he continually gets more $ and does not pay taxes. TAX RELIGIONS!

  • Mas A
    Mas A 8 days ago +1

    0:37

  • No Name
    No Name 8 days ago +2

    Unfortunately this doesn't have 7.5 billion views and likes. The world would be a different place.

    • No Name
      No Name 20 hours ago

      I mean we could always reduce that number, make it easier to achieve.

    • Mr. Macedon
      Mr. Macedon 2 days ago

      Yeah good luck broadcasting this video in africa

  • Chris N
    Chris N 8 days ago +1

    God watches! - _...but watch out..._
    God protects! - _...better buckle up..._
    God heals! - _...might wanna call the doctor..._
    God is revealed! - _...Go find Him..._
    God *clearly* works! - _...in mysterious ways..._
    God is love! - _...and jealous and vengeful..._
    Give God the glory! - _...but give people the responsibility..._
    God gives wisdom! - _...but uses the foolish ways..._
    Just ask and receive! - _...but His will be done..._

  • jebos1
    jebos1 11 days ago +1

    I got booted off of Christian mingle dot com. Apparently "hung_like_Jesus" is an inappropriate user name. Those bastards!!!!

    • Chris N
      Chris N 8 days ago +1

      lol ... brilliant name with a naughty double meaning - love it! :D

  • Maria Furnando
    Maria Furnando 13 days ago

    Jesus loves u Trust in him,

    • Chris N
      Chris N 6 days ago

      @Chris Hell ... as George would have said: "Shit, here we go again!". Let me give all those religious minds something to think about hell... If I was a really naughty ass, raping women and children, killing people left and right, pillage, plunder and rage for all my life... When I eventually die and be sent to this so-called hell, why would the Devil be mad about me and torture me? I would have done the Devil's deed on earth. I would be his eternal buddy. The whole concept of heaven and hell is as solid as a 7-year-old's tale of the homework been eaten by his dog.

    • Chris
      Chris 7 days ago +1

      Except you go to hell if you don’t worship him

    • asrgaqgq sdfgsdgsdfgsdg
      asrgaqgq sdfgsdgsdfgsdg 7 days ago +1

      Oh right, Jesus is a _loving_ baby-killing mass murderer. LOL! You Christians are soooo fucking dumb, it's just sad...

    • Chris N
      Chris N 8 days ago

      My grandma loves me, too. I don't trust her behind the wheel though...

  • Zuzana Chrastinova Adams

    Brilliant.

    • Chris N
      Chris N 8 days ago

      That's how you sum up that man... :)

  • Shannon Shaw
    Shannon Shaw 15 days ago

    He wasn't an atheist or agnostic, though. He was acrostic.

  • Cody Bryson
    Cody Bryson 16 days ago

    Yep George was right about that. I Cody Bryson will tell you what I will never be so stupid as to pray for an angel in text ever again the shitbags have a tag on my cell phone and that's how I ended up with that cunt of an ex wife of mine Susan pimped out law dog DOPEWHORE detective Holloway whome I never should have met in the first fucking place AFTER I Cody Bryson have already served my lock up time in Dallas county jail in full. The dickholes call themselves good fucking Christian's then wait to fuck with me Cody Bryson after I have already served my lock up time in Dallas county jail in full. The key word is AFTER good fucking CHRISTIANS mine Cody Bryson's ass if those assholes are examples of good Christians and Christianity then I Cody Bryson renounce my Christianity. So I Cody Bryson will never be dumb enough to ever pray for an angel in text ever again fuck yous CEA and ex marine Martin Bradley and ex marine James Jim Hanna or Hannah and Susan Holloway and my dickhead half brother Clint Shannon Bryson. I Cody Bryson fucking hate y'all and all y'all's fucking chickenshit kind all y'all will burn in hell with y'all's holy Bibles rammed up y'all's asses.

  • Lawrence Reitan
    Lawrence Reitan 17 days ago +1

    Religions read our unconscious, and used it. Today we hate religions, and we focus on their stupid details like how old earth really is, or if you believe in one entity no one has really ever seen. Pathetic. Religions are more than that, and our western society is based on Christianity, whether we believe it or not. So I am not a believer, but I acknowledge what religions did, and what we could lose if we disregard them completely. We will lose our point of contact with our Unconscious self. So please stop the usual debates, those are obviously on the Science side.

  • Joey Stanley
    Joey Stanley 18 days ago

    I love this man. Did not give a flying fuck.

    • Chris N
      Chris N 8 days ago

      The US didn't loose a comedian the day he died - they lost one of the greatest modern philosophs.

  • Abhishek Kapadia
    Abhishek Kapadia 23 days ago

    If there was no God...how did this tiny BigBang theory created humans.... animals...trees...gave minds to everyone....gavr feelings for one another...Did a chemical reaction in the unknown universe made up tissue cell....just like that....🤣
    God is very eternal...loving... caring....and still he does it...
    Rather...i'll pray for you all
    Peace from God
    ✌️✌️✌️

    • Mollie Klinger
      Mollie Klinger 12 days ago +1

      So just because we can't answer a question it must be god right. Here's a question: How did God come to be?

    • asrgaqgq sdfgsdgsdfgsdg
      asrgaqgq sdfgsdgsdfgsdg 21 day ago

      "how did this tiny BigBang theory created humans....
      animals...trees...gave minds to everyone....gavr feelings for one
      another...Did a chemical reaction in the unknown universe made up tissue
      cell....just like that....🤣"
      -Through a plethora of natural processes. Did your dumb ass not go to school"
      "God is very eternal...loving... caring....and still he does it..."
      -Oh right, God is a _caring_ and _loving_ baby-killing mass murderer... LOL! You Religitards are so fucking dumb, it's just sad...
      "Rather...i'll pray for you all"
      -I'll shake my Magic 8 Ball for your dumb ass.
      "Peace from God"
      -Solace from the Easter Bunny.

    • Chris Craven
      Chris Craven 22 days ago +1

      If there's a supreme being, he doesn't give two shits about you or me or anybody. I recently saw the grisly results of an 18 month old baby raped and murdered. Why would a 'caring and loving' god allow that to happen? Nope, he could care less bout any of us.

  • Abhishek Kapadia
    Abhishek Kapadia 23 days ago

    God is there...and will always love you..!
    Did Joe Peschi came and created this whole world in contract with This man....how would you think that a soul and spirit has been given to only human beings...and not to animals, trees or any other living creatures (excluding humans) ....there is ways a superior to look around and bless you

  • Michael Bonner
    Michael Bonner 24 days ago +3

    When the mind is darkened.

  • Dennis Wicker
    Dennis Wicker 24 days ago +5

    George Carlin is the best and most truthful atheist that has ever lived. Plus he is funny and makes religion the same way.

  • world of variety
    world of variety 26 days ago +2

    Can't handel $

  • Hassan Ahchmi
    Hassan Ahchmi 26 days ago +1

    god didn't fuck shit up! we did.

  • IVOTATION
    IVOTATION 26 days ago

    Realized that he was a narrator for one of the Thomas and friends seasons

  • Toxic Masculinity
    Toxic Masculinity 26 days ago

    Gynocentric but pretty good.

  • Daniel Looper
    Daniel Looper 28 days ago +1

    Think what fun Carlin would have had with Obama and todays insane liberals

  • Faysal Mursal
    Faysal Mursal 28 days ago

    This man is the Kevin Hart of the 20th century.

  • Alpha Wolf
    Alpha Wolf 29 days ago

    66.6 subscribers as of September 18th 2019

  • Jeff Johns
    Jeff Johns 29 days ago

    Carlin didnt know the earth is flat.

  • Michael J Echon
    Michael J Echon 29 days ago

    Saint George the Prophet...you are missed.

  • Counterclockwise Emu
    Counterclockwise Emu 29 days ago

    “My god has a bigger dick than yours!”

  • The original man
    The original man Month ago +3

    Damn I feel bad for you Christians. Dude went in hard😂

  • Anthony demons Siller runb4ME

    Yep something is wrong alright. The systemic death of individuality. You can see it everywhere... oh someone's crazy don't talk to him run away from that guy.. that person dresses weird stay away. Strangers are bad... They tell college girls to break out thier phones for "security" when a strange man is walking the street at night. You got a strange religion your a freek..
    May the spirits help us all... and Joe pesci

  • Dan Dekan
    Dan Dekan Month ago

    George is cool praise JESUS CHRIST AND ABove praise god there won"t be a war no more making fun of any body amen

  • Dave Kindell
    Dave Kindell Month ago +2

    George Carlin spoke the truth about a lot of things. If he would’ve ran for president I would’ve voted for him

  • B81 Mack
    B81 Mack Month ago +2

    Great compilation!

  • Pussy Cat
    Pussy Cat Month ago +1

    i dont know if i am glad he didnt live to see the disgusting shit going on now, or if i would rather see him alive today to talk about the backwoods fuckshit going on now

  • Nathan Paxton
    Nathan Paxton Month ago +5

    Fuck religion. Biggest pile of bullshit of all time. Christianity especially is a complete joke!

  • Scott R
    Scott R Month ago +1

    When a bootlicker tells you Carlin was a right wing hero because of his disdain for PC culture, remind them of this

  • What Is Your Worldview? - Creation or Evolutionism?

    From a friend ;-)
    ru-clip.net/video/JuQk0QUV8c4/video.html
    A response!

    • asrgaqgq sdfgsdgsdfgsdg
      asrgaqgq sdfgsdgsdfgsdg Month ago

      Yet your dumb ass doesn't have the integrity to defend your idiotic arguments... Loser.

  • Eric Maclennan
    Eric Maclennan Month ago +1

    religions want to redistribute wealth and increase stupidity, just like "social justice"

  • kyle mossi
    kyle mossi Month ago

    6:41 That is EXACTLY what they want him to do.

  • D J
    D J Month ago +1

    Hey GC, blind people can't see the sun, let alone anything else.

    • IrishNZ _
      IrishNZ _ Month ago

      Non blind people can't see the sun either! If we looked at it we would go blind also!!!

  • monstersince
    monstersince Month ago

    that was random Mis You. you call sane rational people atheist because we dont believe in fantasy, your secular lingo same way normal people call godbothers fuckwits

  • Mike Myers
    Mike Myers Month ago

    he in hell now

  • Rockgod
    Rockgod Month ago +2

    You wanna know how stupid religion as a concept is?
    Someone could start a religion/cult where the gods being prayed to and worshiped are Marvel superheroes, and that would make just as much sense as any other organized religion in the world today.

    • MisYou
      MisYou Month ago

      @Rockgod hey bro! That question is answered in that vid. Why World is screwed up!
      Here is another short vid on why God allows the suffering:
      m.ru-clip.net/video/w6d2GFqqCd8/video.html
      Plus I'm not here to argue or abuse; what I'm saying is an atheist must look into Theist views also Theist should look into Atheist views and then have a better understanding and deduce whatever conclusion you wanna deduce.
      Peace!

    • Rockgod
      Rockgod Month ago

      @MisYou He did delve deeper into it. Didn't you hear him go into depth about how the world is too screwed up for a loving god to exist?
      Or him going into depth about how prayer is pointless?

    • asrgaqgq sdfgsdgsdfgsdg
      asrgaqgq sdfgsdgsdfgsdg Month ago

      @MisYou
      "I consider his view on God "naive" or at best ignorance that he didn't delve deeper into it."
      -Oh right, because he doesn't worship a pedophile like your dumb ass, makes him ignorant... Sure thing, you dumb fuck!

    • MisYou
      MisYou Month ago

      @Rockgod There is something called "Other side of the picture".
      I consider him wise too; but a wise man is not perfect or always right; while I agree with many of his views, I consider his view on God "naive" or at best ignorance that he didn't delve deeper into it.

  • Stimulator7
    Stimulator7 Month ago

    I've seen him do this material in other clips, it's better in this one:)

  • monstersince
    monstersince Month ago +2

    the abuse of religions shouldn't be left to comedians. it is a global disease that should be addressed at high levels of govt

    • monstersince
      monstersince Month ago +1

      law and religion has become inseparable Mis You so stoning a woman to death for infidelity i.e. talking to a man is legal due to religious non sense

    • MisYou
      MisYou Month ago

      But I think you wouldn't be able to go through it cause you fear the other side of the picture though I do watch videos of what arguments atheists put forward.
      But you wouldn't do it cause IGNORANCE IS BLISS.

  • Bichr Salhi
    Bichr Salhi Month ago

    judging all religions based on a religion (christianity) that got corrupt through the ages is a bit harsh. That's like stereotyping all asian people because there is ONE single asian person who can't drive properly.
    Anyways, since this guy died, I guess he finally got his answer (whether there is an "invisible guy" up there or not)

  • Tony Huerta
    Tony Huerta Month ago

    Gangster

  • anand kumar
    anand kumar Month ago

    Fuck u first of all, don't test my god, if he does will u be able to stop it.. U r a comedian, not a god... Control urself... Don't use words which humiliate god.. Do remember tat god is god.. He can do anything anytime soon..

    • asrgaqgq sdfgsdgsdfgsdg
      asrgaqgq sdfgsdgsdfgsdg Month ago +2

      "Fuck u first of all"
      -LOL! Rub come cream on that butthurt, you dumb fucking snowflake!

  • jhon macra jokora
    jhon macra jokora Month ago +5

    You want a real God? You already have one. It's called the universe. It doesn't answer prayers, it answers actions.

  • bully380
    bully380 Month ago +1

    KFC Official wrote
    “Imagine Obama VS this man”
    =============
    What is even funnier is trying to imagine Trump going up against Carlin.
    That would be like Bambi Meets Godzilla

  • jakie tags
    jakie tags Month ago +3

    Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.
    Marcus Aurelius

  • KFC Official
    KFC Official Month ago

    Imagine Obama VS this man 😂

  • bully380
    bully380 Month ago

    SAKE WRLD Believer 39/27
    "But is this funny ???😂 "
    ===============
    Ghost Worshipers don't find this particularly funny. That makes it even better.

  • SAKE WRLD Believer 39/27

    But is this funny ???😂