Sudan’s Dictator Resigns & Kim Kardashian Plans to Become a Lawyer | The Daily Show

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  • Published on Apr 14, 2019
  • Women-led protests culminate in a coup against Sudan President Omar al-Bashir, Lori Loughlin makes a losing gamble and Kim Kardashian wants to be a lawyer now.
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  • Adriano Mansouri
    Adriano Mansouri 25 days ago

    Viva algeria

  • Adriano Mansouri
    Adriano Mansouri 25 days ago

    Plz trevor talk about algeria before a American celibrity does

  • Arilikespie
    Arilikespie 25 days ago

    All women are queens...

  • Timothy Clark
    Timothy Clark 26 days ago

    Kim Kardashian as a lawyer? Ah ha ha ha! Not mine

  • MoneyGod vG
    MoneyGod vG 27 days ago

    The Kardashian becoming a lawyer is a joke right?
    If not good for her she needs more education

  • Paper St.
    Paper St. 29 days ago

    Update; dammit. As is often the case, when the military is involved, they ain't goin nowhere... Watch Sudan. We're gettin involved.

  • Cheeto Lifeu
    Cheeto Lifeu Month ago

    I feel like people would be surprised to know that there are actually a lot of women in the Sudanese government. There are even a few female military generals. My relative is one of them. I'm Sudanese and what's going on right now really saddens me. I'm scared for my family there. I know that we will not stand down until this is over. We will succeed. I'm sure of it.

  • sasa mohd
    sasa mohd Month ago

    Can you guys please sign to this it will help sudan a lot petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/recognize-rapid-support-forces-led-general-hemedti-janjaweed-leader-sudan-terrorist-organization

  • Gojohnny gp1
    Gojohnny gp1 Month ago

    Why do I always get your videos? I don't even subscribe to u idiot

  • piet pompies
    piet pompies Month ago

    Didn't the same thing happen in South Africa?

  • Survivor Gwala
    Survivor Gwala Month ago +3

    "a story closer to home", ah Trevor? Kanti where is home✋

  • quest 77051
    quest 77051 Month ago

    KIM WANTS TO DO WHAT??

  • Jay Max Ug
    Jay Max Ug Month ago

    Uganda next

  • OHH Yeah Yeaahhh
    OHH Yeah Yeaahhh Month ago

    ❤️❤️❤️

  • TheFourthWinchester
    TheFourthWinchester Month ago +1

    Is all of Africa converted to stupid Islam?

  • Tariq Usher
    Tariq Usher Month ago

    1k comment

  • Tariq Usher
    Tariq Usher Month ago

    .

  • xele fonte
    xele fonte Month ago

    Why does all of Trevor’s African voices sound exactly the same? He should know better than anyone that Africans don’t all sound alike. Sudanese sound nothing like that.

  • Wade Mango
    Wade Mango Month ago

    Pray for sudan. 💙

  • Jeff Gao
    Jeff Gao Month ago

    Is that where the word dick came from?

  • Salam & Visit my channel

    Kim is a ugly h*e

  • Nicky
    Nicky Month ago +1

    Hating on Kim to become a lawyer is sexist and fucked up. Not to mention that an apprenticeship is one of the original ways people learned to do AnYthIng. It's arguably better then going to school because you get more real experience. Her comment was taken way way out of context. She's Kim Kardashian, obviously she wouldn't be able to go to law school for a few years. I'm sure if she wasn't so famous that she could. That doesn't mean she'll know less or be less prepared then a law student. Quite the contrary I would be happy to have such a hardworking smart women as my lawyer.

  • Ayan Ray Baruah
    Ayan Ray Baruah Month ago

    Long College Process ...??? You mean regular way of education????😂😂😂😂😂

  • Just Justice
    Just Justice Month ago +1

    So glad Kim didn't opt for Medicine.....

  • Eric ORourke
    Eric ORourke Month ago

    It's not admirable. She won't make it.

  • Antonio Montana
    Antonio Montana Month ago +1

    The promise land TREVAHHHHHH

  • Naþan Ø
    Naþan Ø Month ago

    I watched this video with my lawyer mother.

    If I remember correctly, she *laughed* when Kim Kardashian said it was 18 hours a week- because working 18 hours a week for a few years is a way to become a *really* shitty lawyer, thus causing me to revoke any respect I may have gained for Kim Kardashian as a result of her plans.

    As a fun fact: In most states, you can just use a bar exam taken in another state and keep lawyering (you don't need to retake it every time you move), but nobody else recognizes membership in the California Bar because they pull this shit all the time, apparently.

  • Bernie Cruz
    Bernie Cruz Month ago +1

    In case people didn't know, this is who Abraham Lincoln became a lawyer. He didn't go to law school. He was raised in a very poor family. So instead he studied under a lawyer for 4 years then with the lawyer signing off, he was able to qualify to take the bar exam. This is actually a Constitution law that allows one to be able to become a lawyer without going to law school.
    AND FYI.. Lincoln WAS a lawyer before he became President.

  • Queen Ruth
    Queen Ruth Month ago

    Send this crowd to Uganda. I will give my soul as a prize then life will be good.

  • حموده
    حموده 2 months ago

    Women did not "drive" the Sudanese revolution . Stop pushing this feminist bullshit

  • B Sly
    B Sly 2 months ago

    40 years?!?!?! Politicians, Bankers, and Hollywood producers have done FAR WORST and yet.........nothing. gtfo

  • Pop Style
    Pop Style 2 months ago

    Sentence life in jail

  • Developer Decoder
    Developer Decoder 2 months ago

    Thousands of people with guns?
    our revolution is pacefull and we dont have guns in sudan like in usa
    Travor needs to spend more time preparing his show

  • E K Daufin
    E K Daufin 2 months ago

    That’s a staycation

  • Afri cam
    Afri cam 2 months ago

    From Sudan greetings
    Revolution still going on cus military leaders who got supported by KSA and UAE and Egypt refuses to give the power to civilian leaders

  • Ranjith Reddy
    Ranjith Reddy 2 months ago

    I like how you say Sudan's DickTator

  • eRi_ F
    eRi_ F 2 months ago

    Next dictator of Eritrea.

  • Abdulqadir Al-Emad
    Abdulqadir Al-Emad 2 months ago

    What next my friend? I'm completely against dictatorship but what next? Look at Yemen. How does the West help it move ahead after its dictator was ousted?

  • ChristophProbst
    ChristophProbst 2 months ago

    The requirement of 18 hours a week is the minimum. Kim Kardashian is likely studying more than that in order to learn everything she has to know for the baby bar.

  • Vince Wei
    Vince Wei 2 months ago

    18hr a week seems too few, well we'll see if she passes her baby bar

  • JackedMumin
    JackedMumin 2 months ago

    She studying under 2 lawyers!

  • Tosinger Actress & Singer

    We need a revolution .. more African dictators need to be kicked out

  • Sol Encarnacion
    Sol Encarnacion 2 months ago +1

    Amazing women from Sudan 🇸🇩 “Kandaka” Beautiful ... Women with power 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
    Lol then he talks about Kim ... Why

  • B Marti
    B Marti 2 months ago

    tbh if Kim can pass the bar it doesn't matter how she got there, I would be impressed.

  • Angel Snowflakes
    Angel Snowflakes 2 months ago

    01:44 aww, you are so cute Trevor 😍

  • Zenobia Russell
    Zenobia Russell 2 months ago

    White privilege...

  • It's Gabie
    It's Gabie 2 months ago

    4:45 ahahahaha brilliant

  • Kory Gurman
    Kory Gurman 2 months ago

    I mean... her dad helped got OJ acquitted. Idk if I’d refuse to have Kim K as my lawyer if I needed one.

  • Han-Nha T
    Han-Nha T 2 months ago

    Headlines these days are wild

  • Priscilla Jimenez
    Priscilla Jimenez 2 months ago

    Wasn't the woman she got out of prison her Grandma, and it was by asking her husband's buddy, trump to pardon her?

  • Priscilla Jimenez
    Priscilla Jimenez 2 months ago

    Universe: Uh I can't give you Trump, but I can five you Aunt Becky and a desperate housewife? 🤷‍♀️

  • KingArtoriusTV
    KingArtoriusTV 3 months ago +1

    Loved how all the women cheered when he said "women dictator" Lmao #DoubleStandard

  • Sudan SpotLight
    Sudan SpotLight 3 months ago

    Can you, please, allow us to publish the part of this video about Sudan on our channel with an Arabic subtitle for the sudanese people to watch??
    Here is the link to the video from our channel, which is blocked worldwide because of copyright. ru-clip.net/video/UIMQVrsxuMc/video.html

  • Sudan SpotLight
    Sudan SpotLight 3 months ago

    Can you, please, allow us to publish the part of this video about Sudan on our channel with an Arabic subtitle for the sudanese people to watch??
    Here is the link to the video from our channel, which is blocked worldwide because of copyright. ru-clip.net/video/UIMQVrsxuMc/video.html

  • Sudan SpotLight
    Sudan SpotLight 3 months ago

    Can you, please, allow us to publish the part of this video about Sudan on our channel with an Arabic subtitle for the sudanese people to watch??
    Here is the link to the video from our channel, which is blocked worldwide because of copyright. ru-clip.net/video/UIMQVrsxuMc/video.html

  • Sudan SpotLight
    Sudan SpotLight 3 months ago

    Can you, please, allow us to publish the part of this video about Sudan on our channel with an Arabic subtitle for the sudanese people to watch??
    Here is the link to the video from our channel, which is blocked worldwide because of copyright. ru-clip.net/video/UIMQVrsxuMc/video.html

  • Sudan SpotLight
    Sudan SpotLight 3 months ago

    Can you, please, allow us to publish the part of this video about Sudan on our channel with an Arabic subtitle for the sudanese people to watch??
    Here is the link to the video from our channel, which is blocked worldwide because of copyright. ru-clip.net/video/UIMQVrsxuMc/video.html

  • Rachel 'RTNightmare'
    Rachel 'RTNightmare' 3 months ago

    Kim will be a stupid lawyer. I’m calling it now. 😑

  • Yasmin Stadler
    Yasmin Stadler 3 months ago

    Toto, thats my first though

  • Ashmit Kolli
    Ashmit Kolli 3 months ago

    That kanye burn tho!

  • natnael. Eri
    natnael. Eri 3 months ago +1

    Congratulations Sudan people! I hope Eritrean dictator Isaias I'll be Next.

  • Abe Lincoln
    Abe Lincoln 3 months ago

    I taught that you didn’t need to attend school to take the bar exam???

  • RieDinBeck
    RieDinBeck 3 months ago +2

    I’m from sudan and trying to do youtube, thanks Trevor for bringing more attention about the protests in Sudan

  • MrSlanderer
    MrSlanderer 3 months ago

    To all those people who commented that Sudan will end up in Shariah Law: Omar al-Bashir is an islamist, and had implemented many facets of Shariah during his reign.
    Also, the protests were largely led by women, who are not really known for liking Shariah. So... busted argument.
    I’m proud of the Sudanese, and I hope the military continues to listen to the people’s demands. They are making good headway.

    • nie mah
      nie mah 2 months ago

      I didn't protested against Shariah law,I protested against al-Bashir.
      It's not about Shariah law because he wasn't applying it anyway.

  • BMo
    BMo 3 months ago

    He is President Trump's friend.

  • Ahmed Emad
    Ahmed Emad 3 months ago

    تسقط بس

  • Abbas Hamada
    Abbas Hamada 3 months ago

    I have sent you a request to say something about what has been going on since September 2018, but it didn't get any attention😢😢😭😭

  • Nadim chadi
    Nadim chadi 3 months ago

    If you saw Sudanese revolution its unbelievable they are great peoples even in Europe can not make this history please go to learn from them 👍😍

  • Twadoa Omer
    Twadoa Omer 3 months ago

    Dear TREVOR We did not go to him with guns it was a completely peaceful revelation we did not even come across his house we forced him to step down or I would say kick him out with our voices and only voices and his special army met us with live ammunition and guns tens of people died and hundreds got injured and arrested 5 month of struggling in the streets and we finally made it, you have to correct that because what we did is something great considering "Africa".

  • KonsciousKoonKiller 22
    KonsciousKoonKiller 22 3 months ago +1

    Black history being made right now

  • تبتيي خلب
    تبتيي خلب 3 months ago

    Thx Noah♥️♥️

  • Alex Landherr
    Alex Landherr 3 months ago

    Bouteflika looks like if Hitler were a zombie...

  • Jesse808
    Jesse808 3 months ago

    40 years. seems a bit like over kill.

  • Andrea G
    Andrea G 3 months ago

    “I want a college degree without going to college” don’t we all

  • Khouloud Kiki
    Khouloud Kiki 3 months ago +1

    From Algeria 🇩🇿 💜

  • MohamedX
    MohamedX 3 months ago +1

    من القيادة لـ ترڤر 🇸🇩✌🏼

  • ro na
    ro na 3 months ago

    So happy for my people in sudan

  • Camren Mugabe
    Camren Mugabe 3 months ago

    4:31 Still does not mean you will be a great lawyer though!🤦🏾‍♂️

  • Camren Mugabe
    Camren Mugabe 3 months ago

    4:04 Oh Kim Kardashian wants to be a lawyer aww 🥰 that’s so cute! I do not have faith in her though she doesn’t seem like she would take it seriously because her life is all about the spotlight and being a lawyer means that she will be in the spotlight on rare occasions or not as often it will be a hard adjustment for her.

  • Kilian H.
    Kilian H. 3 months ago +1

    Ok for real now the daily show has to have a new writer or something! These jokes are just filled with SJW agendas and other bullshit
    For the last coulple of days it realy stuck out
    Idk what it is but i hope they change it back

  • John WhiteLion
    John WhiteLion 3 months ago

    A lawyer with a (fucking good) resume

  • Kered Rellit
    Kered Rellit 3 months ago

    Shame on you Comedy Central for what you and Jim Jefferys did to Avi Yemini. You are a bunch of cowardly liars.

  • mr_ahmed1997
    mr_ahmed1997 3 months ago +2

    Yooo finally my country it’s in the daily show
    We made it xd

  • amro monim
    amro monim 3 months ago

    I am from Sudan and I just want to say that Omar al Bashir is actually ranked the n1 dictator in the world even back then in time of qadafee and other dictators he literally killed millions of Sudanese people and mass killing of entire villages of people being gunned down and burned,but this isn't big news as it should be you know why?because nobody cares about Sudan if I asked and everybody answers honestly I would say almost 0% would know Sudan,but this is a change of a history that will help Sudan become amazing,because if you didn't know Sudan has the best farmable land in the world but Sudanese weren't able to use it because of that dictator.

  • Abdulaziz Abubaker
    Abdulaziz Abubaker 3 months ago

    اذا في سوداني هنا اضغط لايك👍

  • Hudaef Cares?
    Hudaef Cares? 3 months ago

    Props to Kim tho. Lotta ppl talking the talk but she's walking the walk. That's how the phrase goes right? XD She wants to help ppl, let her.

  • Rodrigo Torres
    Rodrigo Torres 3 months ago

    they government is trying to use a law that helps people from getting defraud by mail or wire to send this parents to jail. I'm sure no one got money or property stolen from their actions, if anything they are the ones who lost money. goes to show you when the government abuses power.

  • Mohammed Taha
    Mohammed Taha 3 months ago

    I’m sorry to correct you trevor but the Sudani people used no guns and that what mad this movement work.

  • IBRAHIM AHMED
    IBRAHIM AHMED 3 months ago

    It all started from South of Africa and moved up north

  • Samir Elhassan
    Samir Elhassan 3 months ago

    Congratulations for us to kick our f** persistent ☺❤

  • Mahmoud Ibrahim
    Mahmoud Ibrahim 3 months ago

    سقطت 🌹

  • My name is Mud
    My name is Mud 3 months ago

    A Sudan dictator resigns, but nobody claps for that... what, it's not America, so it's not that interesting? I hope it's just a thought :c

  • Wadani NWM
    Wadani NWM 3 months ago

    you fuck just collect that money you get from the show Albashir was more better than more criminal presidents of South Africa

  • Stephanie B
    Stephanie B 3 months ago

    note to self, if I need a lawyer in California, ask where they went to law school.

  • El Rocha de Texas
    El Rocha de Texas 3 months ago +1

    Wakanda🙅🏽‍♂️💀💀💀

  • Kurt Simon
    Kurt Simon 3 months ago

    Damn If we all had enough money we could pay to have people rigorously train us to be anything.

  • Carol Lee Pirro
    Carol Lee Pirro 3 months ago

    Woman power

  • Eisdax
    Eisdax 3 months ago

    Bluffing? Talking about entitlement.

  • Ronald Harback
    Ronald Harback 3 months ago

    And another of tRumpfs fellow dictators goes down.

  • dimitri
    dimitri 3 months ago

    She is just looking to have a excuse to "assist" a lawyer she knows.